Uploaded July 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Roomie Official and I get a YouTube haircut just like Dean from Jack and Dean
♫ iTunes: bit.ly/youtubefamous1 ♫ Bandcamp: bit.ly/youtubefamousbc
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Twitter: twitter.com/lildeucedeuce
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Music and vocals by Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton
Featuring Joel "Roomie" Berghult on guest vocals: youtube.com/roomieofficial
Majestic eagle haircut rotoscope animation by Ryley Bryanton: youtube.com/mrmutable
All other rotoscope animation by: Audra Bryanton, Sarah Bryanton, Garnet Caplette, Megan Carr, Steve Baumgartner, Todd Bryanton
Video shot by Rob Bryanton: youtube.com/10thdim
Huge thank you to the following people for submitting their voices for the "Hats are Lovely!" chant:
Tim Hiemstra, SoundPon3 (youtube.com/user/SoundPon3), Reo, Gaz Wilmbroke, Weronika T (youtube.com/user/JacobBlackWolfPack1), Conor Ancharski, Sir Zelaroth, Avatu, Kwasior1, Alasdair Lightfoot (youtube.com/user/0HeadlessChicken0), Kujiro Sentaki, ZakMediaProductions (youtube.com/user/ZakMediaProductions), Christopher Walton (youtube.com/Angryhatters), Xavier Ripoli, David Post (youtube.com/hoolopee)
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Lyrics:
Everyday I look in the mirror
My hair is short and boring
Maybe if I change my look
I can get some YouTube glory
Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Anthony from Smosh
If I had a YouTube haircut
All the girls would be like "Omigosh!"
"I'm gonna like, and favourite and subscribe
Cuz your YouTube haircut drives me wild
Like a majestic eagle nest on top of your head"
Maybe I could get more twitter followers
If my head just featured bigger follicles
Time to say goodbye to my forehead
I need a YouTube Haircut
But it's not about the hair
It's about the music
Maybe I should just practice more
Nah, screw it!
Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Dean from Jack and Dean
I could be the hair apparent
I could rule the YouTube scene
Wave your fringe in the air like you just don't care
It ain't worth a share if you ain't got the hair
Haven't you heard that sometimes more is more
I'll grow my hair so big it'll snap my neck
Gettin' YouTube famous on the Internet
All I need's a big-ass pompadour
I need a YouTube Haircut
Roomie:
Todd, you fool, it's hopeless: can't you see?
No matter what you do, you'll never look as good as me!
Maybe Roomie's right after all
Time to face the facts
No matter what, my hair
Will never look as good as that
So instead I'll wear a hat
HATS ARE LOVELY!
I gotta wear a hat
HATS ARE NEAT!
Raspberry berets are really ga-reat
You can wear a sombrero, if you're losing your hair, oh no,
I don't need a YouTube Haircut
Roomie Official and I get a YouTube haircut just like Dean from Jack and Dean
♫ iTunes: bit.ly/youtubefamous1 ♫ Bandcamp: bit.ly/youtubefamousbc
Subscribe for more music ► bit.ly/lildeucesub
Order the CD at lildeucedeuce.com
Twitter: twitter.com/lildeucedeuce
Facebook: facebook.com/lildeucedeucemusic
Google+: plus.google.com/+lildeucedeuce
Website: lildeucedeuce.com
T-shirts: lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com
Music and vocals by Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton
Featuring Joel "Roomie" Berghult on guest vocals: youtube.com/roomieofficial
Majestic eagle haircut rotoscope animation by Ryley Bryanton: youtube.com/mrmutable
All other rotoscope animation by: Audra Bryanton, Sarah Bryanton, Garnet Caplette, Megan Carr, Steve Baumgartner, Todd Bryanton
Video shot by Rob Bryanton: youtube.com/10thdim
Huge thank you to the following people for submitting their voices for the "Hats are Lovely!" chant:
Tim Hiemstra, SoundPon3 (youtube.com/user/SoundPon3), Reo, Gaz Wilmbroke, Weronika T (youtube.com/user/JacobBlackWolfPack1), Conor Ancharski, Sir Zelaroth, Avatu, Kwasior1, Alasdair Lightfoot (youtube.com/user/0HeadlessChicken0), Kujiro Sentaki, ZakMediaProductions (youtube.com/user/ZakMediaProductions), Christopher Walton (youtube.com/Angryhatters), Xavier Ripoli, David Post (youtube.com/hoolopee)
Musicians- Use DistroKid to upload your songs to iTunes, Spotify, and more. Get 7% off your first year: distrokid.com/vip/seven/557074
Lyrics:
Everyday I look in the mirror
My hair is short and boring
Maybe if I change my look
I can get some YouTube glory
Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Anthony from Smosh
If I had a YouTube haircut
All the girls would be like "Omigosh!"
"I'm gonna like, and favourite and subscribe
Cuz your YouTube haircut drives me wild
Like a majestic eagle nest on top of your head"
Maybe I could get more twitter followers
If my head just featured bigger follicles
Time to say goodbye to my forehead
I need a YouTube Haircut
But it's not about the hair
It's about the music
Maybe I should just practice more
Nah, screw it!
Cuz if I had a YouTube Haircut
Like Dean from Jack and Dean
I could be the hair apparent
I could rule the YouTube scene
Wave your fringe in the air like you just don't care
It ain't worth a share if you ain't got the hair
Haven't you heard that sometimes more is more
I'll grow my hair so big it'll snap my neck
Gettin' YouTube famous on the Internet
All I need's a big-ass pompadour
I need a YouTube Haircut
Roomie:
Todd, you fool, it's hopeless: can't you see?
No matter what you do, you'll never look as good as me!
Maybe Roomie's right after all
Time to face the facts
No matter what, my hair
Will never look as good as that
So instead I'll wear a hat
HATS ARE LOVELY!
I gotta wear a hat
HATS ARE NEAT!
Raspberry berets are really ga-reat
You can wear a sombrero, if you're losing your hair, oh no,
I don't need a YouTube Haircut
