Michael Crouch | You're All Gonna Die @Xoroaster | Uploaded January 2011 | Updated October 2024, 16 hours ago.
This came into my head and I had to tackle it. Bit above my range, but it was a hell of a lot of fun. ;-D

You're All Gonna Die:

I met this girl one monday afternoon
She had an ass that wouldn't quit
and a chest to match it too

Decided to make my move
Walked up to her and said
You show me yours I'll show you mine
She didn't look at me she said



You're All gonna die
You're all gonna die
Put the money in the bag or
You're all gonna die

Should have noticed the panty hose on her head
We were in my bank, should have thought it odd
Maybe I'm brain-dead

Still that ass that wouldn't quit
Had to get her my number
Slid by wallet across the floor
She picked it up as she walked right out the door

....

Two weeks later I get a call
from Ciudad Juarez
She said I'm in Mexico, come on down we'll have some fun.
I'll get you drunk I'll get you high, we'll tear up the town.
We'll go hang out on the coast, come on down.

I didn't even stop
to pick up my shit.
Got my self into my car
Headed down to find that ass that wouldn't quit.
....

Had a blast in Mexico, with my bank robber girl
Drank Tequila on the coast
At night she gave me quite a whirl.

She said I got some business across the border.
We got into my car, headed to the nearest bank.
Got some panty hose for my head.
We walked into the bank, and this is what I said

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Gotta love my bank robber girl