Uploaded October 2017 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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As much requested, "You reposted in the wrong trousers" is here!

An extended version of the intro from "YTP: Wallace Discovers The Dark Side Of The Moon"

Lyrics;
Two to the one, to the one, to the HEEE~
I like good crackers and I like good cheese!
Drink so much tea, you wouldn't believe,
Heeh to the one, to the one, to the HEEE~

Of all the women I've met, You're the baddest bitch I bet.
Let me tell you how you're gonna leave with me,
Porridge, crackers and stinkin' cheese!

Built a whole motherf*cking rocket ship,
Been to the moon on an acid trip,
If I ain't got no cheddar I'll just shake my hips,
When I've eaten the cheese, I'm back in the ship!

Get off me cheese! It's mine to eat,
It's real easy, Just follow the beat.
Just let Charles Laughton pass you by,
Head for the sun that's Stephen Fry!

(chorus)
Give me all the cheese, Give me all the cheese!
Give me all the cheese, Give me all the cheese!

Watch out, May! I'm the next P.M,
Don't believe me, I'll jump Big Ben!
This is my dog his name's Gromit.
Together we rule West Wallaby Street

(chorus)
Now just look at me, Sexy as can be.
Now just look at me, Sexy as can be.

Give me all the cheese, Give me all the cheese,
Give me all the cheese, Give me all the cheese,
(fade out)
Note; The Wallace & Gromit theme song was removed from the mashup as it was distracting, and it made the lyrics harder to understand.

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