Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
For people who discount the message based on the messenger.
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Lyrics:
Hey Faggot / Hey Freak / Hey you girly worthless gay
Give me every minute back that I wasted looking at your face
Your very presence irritates me / I can't listen to what you say because
your lack of masculinity sickens me and I can't take it
Ah! / You're a state, a disgrace and I ought to mention
that every hair on your head is a cry for attention
If you insist on that image then you deserve to be emasculated
so take a long hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate it
Finished? You really think you're more masculine?
Na man, you're insecure and full of it, take a laxative
I'm so sure of myself I'm practically reaching nirvana
you're that guy that says "no homo" after he eats a banana
I got that confidence that only comes with competence
but judging from your comments you've got some internal con-fuh-lict
Oh you gave your mate a hug? Yeah better tap his back
'cause you're scared people think you want to tap his back
I'm that guy that's calm and shows affection to friends
You're that guy that guarded and keeps his feelings in his head
I'm that guy that's strong enough to admit to his weakness
You're that guy that feels the need to stuff it when he's on the beach
You see me as a threat to gender identity
Acting like a guy with long hair is a felony
"You can't tell the girls from the boys, its a travesty!"
Oh no, now you might have to judge them on their personality
something's wrong if some big long strands of hair can shake your worldview
I rock this look and people like it, at least my type of girls do
and I don't want to get a ripped body, I like mine
if you call me stick thin / then that's a fine line
You wanna play it by your gender archetypes?
/ 'cause your logic is not entirely right
you hypocrite, I tried to be nice, but you're so ostensibly sexist
that I'm gonna have to prove on your terms who the best is
think; who has the more masculine confidence?
The man who anonymously calls a man that's androgynous
a fag cause it bothers him or the man with the gall to share
his character, thoughts and all his talent with all of us?
by your standards it's obvious I am the embodiment of
masculine dominance, but those standards are abhorrent
the fact is your cockiness here just masks your incompetence
and you cannot acknowledge it so you attack me ad hominem
/ your gender normative values are crumbling
like a big-ass cake, mmm-mmm, my tummy's rumbling
yum yum / tastes like bigoted humbling
I'm almost as happy to tell you that you're morally wrong as tumblr is
So let me set this straight just like my sexual preference
oh wait that simile just did it / what's next then?/ well I
guess that the next step now is to address that your best efforts doubtless will
never be as eloquent as anything I said and if you still don't get it lemme spell it out.
No-one benefits from being negative
about irrelevant things, that's the end of it.
It's pointless; If I didn't like someone's look
I'd accept it's their choice and just listen to what their message is
For people who discount the message based on the messenger.
iTunes: goo.gl/PfYQ0H | Not iTunes: goo.gl/B0DMzp
► Tumblr: davebiab.tumblr.com
► Facebook: facebook.com/boyinaband
► Twitter: twitter.com/DavePBrown
► T-Shirts: boyinaband.bigcartel.com
★ ★ ★
Lyrics:
Hey Faggot / Hey Freak / Hey you girly worthless gay
Give me every minute back that I wasted looking at your face
Your very presence irritates me / I can't listen to what you say because
your lack of masculinity sickens me and I can't take it
Ah! / You're a state, a disgrace and I ought to mention
that every hair on your head is a cry for attention
If you insist on that image then you deserve to be emasculated
so take a long hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate it
Finished? You really think you're more masculine?
Na man, you're insecure and full of it, take a laxative
I'm so sure of myself I'm practically reaching nirvana
you're that guy that says "no homo" after he eats a banana
I got that confidence that only comes with competence
but judging from your comments you've got some internal con-fuh-lict
Oh you gave your mate a hug? Yeah better tap his back
'cause you're scared people think you want to tap his back
I'm that guy that's calm and shows affection to friends
You're that guy that guarded and keeps his feelings in his head
I'm that guy that's strong enough to admit to his weakness
You're that guy that feels the need to stuff it when he's on the beach
You see me as a threat to gender identity
Acting like a guy with long hair is a felony
"You can't tell the girls from the boys, its a travesty!"
Oh no, now you might have to judge them on their personality
something's wrong if some big long strands of hair can shake your worldview
I rock this look and people like it, at least my type of girls do
and I don't want to get a ripped body, I like mine
if you call me stick thin / then that's a fine line
You wanna play it by your gender archetypes?
/ 'cause your logic is not entirely right
you hypocrite, I tried to be nice, but you're so ostensibly sexist
that I'm gonna have to prove on your terms who the best is
think; who has the more masculine confidence?
The man who anonymously calls a man that's androgynous
a fag cause it bothers him or the man with the gall to share
his character, thoughts and all his talent with all of us?
by your standards it's obvious I am the embodiment of
masculine dominance, but those standards are abhorrent
the fact is your cockiness here just masks your incompetence
and you cannot acknowledge it so you attack me ad hominem
/ your gender normative values are crumbling
like a big-ass cake, mmm-mmm, my tummy's rumbling
yum yum / tastes like bigoted humbling
I'm almost as happy to tell you that you're morally wrong as tumblr is
So let me set this straight just like my sexual preference
oh wait that simile just did it / what's next then?/ well I
guess that the next step now is to address that your best efforts doubtless will
never be as eloquent as anything I said and if you still don't get it lemme spell it out.
No-one benefits from being negative
about irrelevant things, that's the end of it.
It's pointless; If I didn't like someone's look
I'd accept it's their choice and just listen to what their message is
![Other Bits and/or Bobs [7 Day Studio Day 7]
http://boyinaband.bigcartel.com/ - Those T-Shirts can be bought there.
http://www.boyinaband.com - Tutorials, samples etc.
http://www.boyinaband.com/forum - Share critiques on songs!
Dem Samples:
http://primeloops.com/?a_id=boyinaband
Hard Drives (There was a serious flood that caused hard drive prices to soar after I recorded this, so they might be more pricey now than I mentioned in the video)
http://amzn.to/xGaW2f
Dem VSTs:
http://www.sugar-bytes.de/
http://www.fabfilter.com/
http://www.camelaudio.com/
Dave and Kieran finish the journey to home studio goodness!
Hard Drives, VSTs etc. Wrapping things up so you can get on with making music.
This is intended as a basic beginners guide to building a setup, a tutorial for absolute newbies. If you know this already, feel free to help out people who dont in the comments :) Other Bits and/or Bobs [7 Day Studio Day 7]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tAB1OItW7n0/mqdefault.jpg)








![50 ELECTRONIC MUSIC PUNS (ft. Andrew Huang)
MOAR PUNS IN PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJpD9117HJg
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Andrew Huang (songstowearpantsto) is a frickin genius in multiple musical genres; you should check out more of his stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/songstowearpantsto
(His rapping is amazing, check out that first. Or his recently released dubstep)
Script:
[David is standing minding his own business]
A: Boo!
D: Eek! You scared me!
A: What were you doing yesterday apres-midi?
D: I was at a mixer with my stuntman friend
A: Oh, how is Dynamic Mike?
D: He attacked me! He set a trap!
A: Wow, what happened?
D: He punched me and said Youre a bitch, and Ill bus a cap in your ass.
A: I hope you didnt sustain any injuries.
D: Theyre minimal - I have a sore tooth, but I can still feel my pulse.
A: Well at least thats a sign that youre ok.
D: I think he was on acid, he kept on gabbering on
A: What a dick, eh?
D: A complete knob. It was almost a homocide.
A: Good thing youve mastered a few martial arts.
D: When he wouldnt release me I cutoff his arm.
A: Now I suppose you have to wave for him
D: At least I got my vengeance. He got what he deserved.
A: Amen.
D: Can I see your new house? I heard it has a garage!
A: Shure, have you eaten recently?
D: Yes, I ate - oh wait, I just heard my stomach growl - based on that I guess I am.
A: Well lets head over to my pad.
[we stay in the same position full body, the background changes with a swooshing noise]
D: Lets eat a stew, do you want some? Or do you want something else?
A: We could have some Fruity Loops if I can find them
D: Theyre not next to the soup, I saw them near the produce I think...
A: How do you prepare triangle sandwiches?
D: Its not very hi-tech - no, just mangle it, chop it and put it on a plate......reverb
A: These puns are becoming a bit of a stretch.....time....timestretch.
D: Let me just crossfade this broccoli.
A: Thats not a pun.
D: We need to MPC if we can come up with something really good to beat these.
A: Well, this is a-
D: I gotta go in a bit.
A: This is a-
D: Would you be able to not do that right now, I have to kick you out soon.
A: But this is a-
D: ...Loaf we can see, Ill see you later 50 ELECTRONIC MUSIC PUNS (ft. Andrew Huang)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y1WoelXLcmo/mqdefault.jpg)
