Uploaded February 2014 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago

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Everyone's favorite misogynist, HG Morton, returns from last week to continue his hateful diatribes against women. This time he has to face a woman who has been invited on the show for the purpose of getting equal time for the opposing (sane) position.

COUPLE #1: Elaine McDonnell, Slenderella salon manager from Paris / Ernest Mayo, anti-freeze salesman for Dupont
COUPLE #2: HG Morton, returning from last week / Patricia Hunter, providing a rebuttal on behalf of women
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Episode identification and basic description based on "Tell 'em Groucho Sent You", © 1997 by Mark Petty. Used by permission.