Uploaded October 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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The Ramones and LazyTown combined into something truly special! I was singing You Are A Pirate to myself (as I often do) and next thing I knew, there was a guitar in my hands playing Blitzkrieg Bop. I don't know how exactly it happened, but here we are! I took heavy inspiration from Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien in Muppet Treasure Island for this one.

Stefán Karl Stefánsson was an international miracle of a man and were I to pour one today, it would be for him.

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LYRICS:
You are a pirate!

We've got us a map (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box
That's all locked up with locks (with locks!)
And buried deep away
We'll dig up the box (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say, "Hooray!"

Yar-har, fiddle de dee
Shoot'em in the back now
If you love to sail the sea
You are a pirate!!

They're all revved up and ready to go
They're forming in straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The blitzkrieg bop

WEIGH ANCHOR!

Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Arr-yar, ahoy and avast
Diggity dig, and diggity fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

We're sailing away (set sail!)
Adventure awaits on every shore
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

Yar har, fiddle de dee
If you love to sail the sea
You are a pirate!!

You're all revved up and ready to go

They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The blitzkrieg bop

LAND HO!

Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Yar har, wind at your back lads, wherever ya go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below
You are a pirate!
Hahahaha! You're a pirate!