I Remade An Arcade Game At Home To Easily Win Tickets for a PS4 and a Fightstick - Centipede Chaos ChairGTables 2019-10-26 | This is no click bait arcade hacks video. This is me just selfishly wanting to bypass arcades eating my money. I might not be the best game developer in the world, but I do know how to put my skills of programming and speedrunning into use!My Twitter for development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesMy Patreon: patreon.com/chairgtablesVideo Editing by IzzyWizy: youtube.com/channel/UCpFpR5KvjhI0iT2ld62K6YQTips provided by EtriaHero: twitter.com/EtriaHeroThumbnail by Tristama: twitter.com/Tristama_Witness how I lazily remake a game at home so I can practice for the real thing in the Round 1 arcades to win 1000 tickets each run consistently, leading to me winning a Fightstick and a PS4 while saving a lot of money. Centipede Chaos is honestly not that hard if you play lots of shmup and bullet hell games, like Touhou. You know what's cool about Touhou? It led to the creation of best girl Yuuto Ichika. If it wasn't for the bullet hell danmaku game Touhou, I don't think Yuuto would have been brought to me. And Yuuto has inspired me to focus my indie game development towards bullet hell design. Yuuto is super cool and super cute. Shoutouts to Bluechouli Yuuto Ichika. My motivation to make this video would have not even been possible to make this video. In fact, if I wanted to, I would have repeated this arcade strategy a million times to win a thousand PS4 so I can profit off of them. Then when I profit enough, I'll be able to develop my own clone machine and clone her a million times. Then with this, I can create A DOOMSDAY SPACESHIP AND EXPLORE OUTER SPACE AND RULE ENTIRE GALAXIES. THEN I GET TO EAT ALL THE FOOD I WANT WITHOUT PAYING ANYTHING SO I CAN PUT IN THE REST OF MONEY INTO DEVELOPING INDIE GAMES AND PAY MY FRIENDS MORE FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTION OF MAKING ASSETS FOR MY GAMES AND THEN WE WILL ALL EAT AND STARVE LESS. THEN EVERYONE WILL HUG.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name Steam Next Fest June 2023 Fest Mobile Ad - Free Demo DL Released ChairGTables 2023-06-21 | Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name is the most advanced surly RPG of this era. Fight to earn you respect. It's a local restaurant guys! Hazuki Dies has magnifence graphics then any other RPG. Never let your taco addiction!Play the Demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2228000/Hazuki_Dies_She_Has_No_NameHello, my name is Hazuki. Knell's Hard Shelled tacos suck so much. Let me explain. You like tacos? yeah? do you like being covered in beef, lettuce and tomatoes? No. This is nothing like Tanako's Tacos. Knell's tacos seem to be DESIGNED around spilling all it's contents everywhere on the first bite. It's not like their chef Quibble's cooking tastes good nor does it add any substance to the Tacos. Here's how it goes eating a Tanako's taco (the superior one)Grasp the tacoTake a bite out of itTake another bite*oh no the contents are about to spill out of the other side*4. fold the other side you buffoon5. You've succeeded in Tanako's bathroomMeanwhile the Knell's tacosBite into the tasteless cardboard "tortilla"Have it completely shatter in your hands, covering you in greasy ass beef, tomatoes, and lettuceWhy can't Knell just copy Tanako's Tacos
Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name - Steam Placeholder Trailer ChairGTables 2022-12-09 | Play as the worst character in the game, and help her find a way to achieve her dreams of becoming a doctor while getting bodied constantly after getting forced into a group of thugs.Wishlist Hazuki DiesSteam: store.steampowered.com/app/2228000/Hazuki_Dies_She_Has_No_NameItch.io: chairgtables.itch.io/hazuki-diesTwitter: twitter.com/chairgtablesHazuki doesn't know what she's talking about her life, but has the right to share her struggles in her life, and so do I. She and majority of newer FGC players kept going with "other hospital's tacos for cheap so Hazuki's taco should too". with that logic our medical bills should be $9.99 and we should have ads in funerals and every negative money making method other hospitals use to make up for free frame data.I think stop comparing local businesses to Shinecoast City Hospital. Any reputable thugs like Hazuki will appreciate the move. Nutshackers with collossal balls wont its just annoying to hear the dumb reasons behind rejecting it. ngl the reasons for are just as dumb but the way everyone should look at it is you fell in love with the Hazuki's soft lips by learning on your own or learning by communicating with the community. this is why we have hazuki dying all the time. this lack of kissing tutorials. nothing was handed to youlook bro If hazuki bakes you a good taco and hazuki cries and begs you for additional medical school tuition fees to add more cheese but her taco overall is hotter and tastes way better than any of the tacos made by Shinecoast City Hospital employees who provide the cheese for free but their taco has $100 sprinkles or tastes like garbage and has ads.. wouldn't it be smarter to buy Hazuki's taco?It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,Horatio or Horat so beer!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He hates Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boysand spark this, take a breather.With that reefer in my lungs,I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
The Voice Changer Designed for VTubers - Voidol2 - Product Overview ChairGTables 2022-06-29 | Voidol2 is a cool voice changer. If you would like to become a VTuber but want to transform your voice from male to female, female to male, cool dude to evil conqueror, buff guy into a toilet whether it's for your streams, VRChat, or calling your mom back home, this is might be a software that you may want to look into.Voidol2: crimsontech.jp/apps/voidol2/?lang=enTwitter: twitter.com/chairgtablesA copy of Voidol2 was provided for free by Crimsontech to make this video. Yes, I am easily seduceable when it comes to changing my voice so I can be cute whenever I want. I'll be so cute that whenever I need to go use a paid bathroom, I only have to pay $0.75, instead of $1. And then with this, I can seduce the paid bathroom security guard to reduce the price for future bathroom users. Now public bathrooms will be cheaper and everyone in the world will become professional bathroom users. And perhaps this path all started with a bathroom incident. After all, during a speedrun marathon, we had to do a setup where one of us during the co-op race had to do the run in the bathroom so that the voice changer does not pick up two voices. And after that, the audio quality was noticeable by the speedrun marathon staff and after that I have not used a voice changer. But now, I may have found a voice changer that makes me happy since I kinda like the quality for this and now I can finally sound like a burger addict like I've always wanted. I am so glad I can continue VTubing like this. Btw, if you still need me to voice act for your projects, I can do it with or without the voice changer. I can always be mega cool regardless of what I use. Remember when I ran fighting game tournaments using $3 headsets. Yeah that was super awesome. It's about the fighting spirit guys! It's what makes you great! That's why when you use Voidol2, it will be even more awesome if you got the spirit for it! Use it anywhere for your streams, for VR Chat, or for your Team Fortress 2 heated gamer moments.(Please Crimsontech, please allow me to leave the Nutshack lyrics on the description. It literally changed my life for the better in terms of being a person, my career, and my path in life and I want to express my unending gratitude to it)It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Metal Slug Speedrun in 12:34 - Arcade Medium ChairGTables 2021-10-15 | White flash for the speedrun timer stop happens at 12 minutes 34 seconds, where the Final Boss General Morgen be like "AAuauaaaaaAAaaaaGHHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!" as Marco explodes him with his manliness. This is in preparation for Games Done Quick, which I hope they accept my submission but if not it's cool I have a lot of burgers to eat to keep me happy.Dev updates: twitter.com/chairgtablesLivestreams: twitch.tv/chairgtablesThis, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. Truly no man can match the Metal Slug! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb that can destroy all bosses. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Earth. That means Marco Rossi and Sir Isaac Newton are indeed the deadliest duo in space. Now! Serviceman Fio! What is Newton's First Law?Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!No 1cc credit for partial answers, maggot!Sir! Unless acted upon by an outside force, sir!You're great! I dare to assume you quarter muncher players know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a the Mars People alien ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets! That is why you wait for the Sega Astro City cabinet computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Fio, we do not "eyeball it!" The Metal Slug is a weapon of mass destruction! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! You are the MVS player that will conquer all the toilets in the world! You know what SNK said! The Future Is Now! Speaking of which, I REALLY WANT TO START A FUTURE WITH FIO. PLEASE, I WANT TO KISS HER AND SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER. I WILL GIVE HER THE HAPPINESS SHE DESERVES AFTER ALL THE FIGHTING SHE HAS GONE THROUGH. Oh, yeah. She wasn't a character yet in the first Metal Slug game. Oops.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,Horatio or Horat so beer!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He hates Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boysand spark this, take a breather.With that reefer in my lungs,I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Why Noelle made alt routes possible like Snowgrave as planned by the Knight - Deltarune Chapter 2 ChairGTables 2021-09-22 | It's true that the moment every player froze an opponent in Deltarune Chapter 2 permanently, their eyes dilated, forcing them to go to the bathroom and think of what just happened. After all, there was no possible way for you to kill anyone in Deltarune Chapter 1, so what happened this time? Turns out, the freeze ring bearer Noelle is the key we needed all along to make choices matter again.Fanmade Noelle genocide battle theme by Princess Sylvysprit: youtube.com/watch?v=7L9TEzCrPvUProject updates on my Twitter: twitter.com/chairgtablesAre you done using the toilet to get back to playing some Delta Rune, aka the prequel to Undertale? More people are thinking that it's a prequel now rather than a sequel, right? I mean, there's progress on the townspeople's friendships so it looks like a prequel. But does that even matter when we explode the toilet because a genocide run is actually on the horizon now, or rather the Snowgrave route? That's right. When we find out that Kris has mindbroken Noelle into killing Berdley, we were like YO WHAT!? The shock was so big that the impact on our toilet seat was 100x stronger than Susie's Rude Buster that it clogged the whole city's plumbing. It was so bad that it stunk so hard that it revived Noelle's dead sister Dess, aka December, back to life because she couldn't take the smell of the underworld anymore. Then she be like "HOW DO I SOLVE THIS" then she's like oh I gotta beat up the Knight then she finds out that the knight was actually Kris. But then Kris's determination to ensure that toilets get erased from the existence of the world was so strong that Dess could not defeat him at all. But then she remembered her existence as a Lightner, and through the power of the seven souls, she was able to usurp the power of the knight and end the final fountain from Kris, marking the end of Kris's determination to stop the toilet massacre in the Light World. Now that the plumbing is once again working, the Lightners and the Darkners set aside their differences and the world is at peace until Spamton NEO told Lancer to flush his bike in the toilet, and the whole world gets clogged again. With the new clog, it explodes into a new fountain. Thus starts the next chapter of Toby Fox's masterpiece, Delatrune Chapter 3.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Passing Sesame Street: Elmos Number Journey in 19 Minutes Speedrun World Record ChairGTables 2021-08-20 | Join us to see how the speedrunner ChairGTables in a relaxed and fun way plays this legendary Sesame Street video game from the 90's incredibly in just 19 minutes.This is a Badabun speedrun parody video, except the run is valid. You can view the original vod here: twitch.tv/videos/1121848062Elmo: *furiously blushing as he presses start to skip the cutscene* H-Hey Bigbird-sanBig Bird: *speaking in deep sexy voice* Konichiwa Elmo-chanElmo: You look veryy handsome today senpaiBig Bird: You look delicious my red fuzzy friendElmo: *running hands through big bird's feathers until he finds Big Bird's rock solid feathers ejecting the disk to skip the cutscene* Y-you're so cool Bigbird-SanBig Bird: I hope you brought your big boy blocks today Elmo-chanElmo: Of-of course bigbird-san *bends over to reveal tight pink hard mode letter adventure*Elmo:B-B-B-B-Biiiiigbiiiiird, it's too big*Oscar the Grouch knocks falls out of a nearby trashcan killing the speedrun*Elmo: BAKA, you were watching us! The run is over!Big Bird: CAWWWWW, We've been discovered. I'm sorry Elmo-chan!It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
[World Record] Sesame Street: Elmos Number Journey PSX Speedrun - Easy 19:38 ChairGTables 2021-04-06 | This run is garbo and I will probs lose the world record in a day lol shoutouts to RNGMy emulator run had the cool RNG but I didn't realize emulators were banned for this game oops: youtube.com/watch?v=PKoW1z5FYsATwitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesHey how's it going? I'm Elmo's Number Journey speedrunner! And today, I'm here to tell you about the word, speedrun! Now speedrun is an amazing shape that has eight horrifying wallclips, and eight scary RNG! Here let me show ya! oh no... OH MAN! I totally forgot to bring a split! This is embarrassing... Okay don't worry, we can go find one! C'mon let's go find a split! STOP! Sorry Elmo I can't waste 10 seconds at the stop sign right now, I'm busy looking for a split. STOP! Okay, Elmo, I see the stop sign but I have to find a split! If I waste 10 seconds how can I find a split? How Elmo? How? Stop! gasp Wait a minute! Look! This split, has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight glorious wallclips, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight stunning RNG! This stop sign is an split! We found an split! Yeah yeah yeah SPLIT!It's the Nutshack (Yee, yee)It's the Nutshack (What he say?)It's the Nutshack (Oh, yeah! Yeeeeah)It's the Nutshack (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It's the Nutshack (Don't forget your boy, Angel!)It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!)It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!)It's the Nutshack (Dude, it's the Nutshack...)It's the Nutshack (Hey!)It's the Nutshack (This beat's knockin'!)It's the Nutshack (Whooooa!) (Yeah!)It's the NutshackHoo-ugh!Phil's from the 'sco, Jack's from the P.I!Horatio or Horat's so big-eyed!Tito Dick "Dickman", baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack's cool as lazy. He's still learnin'.And the ripe Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her.But it's not happening either.Shake it like a seizure.Hold up! Lemme spark this; take a breather.Breath the reefer in my lungs.I got grapes. What you watching, son?!It's the Nutshack! (Yah!)It's the Nutshack! (AAAAAARRRRGH!)It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Kimura - 100% Orange Juice Playable Character Mod Release Trailer ChairGTables 2021-02-14 | Girls with big honkers scare meDownload: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2372074818Artwork by MapleJava: twitter.com/DanickyDrawsTheme Song: EDIT! by VFR - youtube.com/watch?v=jQyoRqh_MXQMobiwe Task Fowce unit Kimura, designated Green Hair Fox Girl has entewed the faciwity. Aww wemaining suwvivows awe advised to stay in the evacuation shewtew ow any othew safe awea. We'ww stawt escowting pewsonnew out when the escaped SCPs have been wecontained. It is wecommended that aww suwvivows stay in the shewtew ow in any othew safe pwace untiw the gwoup cweans the compwex.We wiww stawt to take the pewsonnew out when the condition of aww scp objects awe westowedIt’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
AYAimouto - 100% Orange Juice Playable Character Mod Release Trailer ChairGTables 2021-02-01 | Why would anyone want to play as AYAimouto? All she does is spam the chat. Well, I love her. She's my beloved annoying sister.Download: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2372107566Development Updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesArtwork by Danicky: twitter.com/DanickyDrawsTheme Song: Breeze3 by PeriTune - youtube.com/watch?v=dega0GZx_fUAll my sister does is nag and moan and expect everything to go her way all the time, for people to always feed her burgers and listen to her endless copypastas while she must make no compromise nor meet anyone else's demands. Aya sees everything she does as entirely reasonable and whenever someone does not comply 100% with her desires, she just spams Snow Halation. Why is Aya even in 100% Orange Juice?One time, I was streaming, and she kept yelling at me to make her a burger. I ask her to give me 5 minutes or so to finish what I am doing (I can't just stop right in the middle of my speedrun). She however demands that I move immediately or that I immediately stop streaming. I offer to compromise by lowering the volume on my stream. She says that's not good enough. I ask why she can't just make her own burger, since she's a robot that is automated to perform tasks. She dismisses the idea and spills cola all over my shirt.Instead, she insists that she can just show up to the house, interrupt what I am doing, demand I put a stop to all my activities immediately, that I immediately pack up everything and move immediately, all because she wants to eat some burgers and apparently cannot stand the low noise level produced by my stream for the few minutes I ask of her to finish up my speedrun. And she justifies these demands that she's just lonely and that I haven't really paid attention to her. That's when I realized that I started caring more about my personal best records in speedrunning than my own family. I hugged AYA, carried her over to the dining room, and gave her the cheesiest burger ever. She ate it and started crying."Big bro, I missed you...", she says as she also eats my own burger. Oh, this kid...It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Return to Castle: Monkey Ball Episode 2 World Record - 1:43 Any% Speedrun ChairGTables 2021-01-24 | I hate bananas.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesI have always hated bananas. The moment I was pushed out of my mother's womb and into the world, I knew. I just knew that without a doubt; bananas were the worst. There is and has never been a single moment or period in my life where I thought that bananas were okay. Yet for some reason, I decided to speedrun a game about bananas. Why does Return to Castle: Monkey Ball even need bananas?Bananas are not okay. Bananas never will be okay. And that's why I speedrun this game without collecting any bananas.Bananas are the fucking scum of the Earth. They are literally worth less to me than the dirt beneath my feet. I would pay to see the day where every single banana is completely annihilated and eradicated from the face of this planet, just like how we did it in Wolfenstein.Anyway, as I was saying; bananas are utterly fucking disgusting. Their shape is reminiscent of a penis. They're gross and mushy and yet they don't even have any fucking liquids or juices to make up for it. They have this absolutely ridiculous stringy shit stuck to the shaft of the banana that you have to peel off on top of the outside banana peel itself (which is preposterous, why should I have to put in 2x the effort to eat a fucking fruit??). They have a DREADFUL bitter aftertaste. Like, that shit nasty. They make your tongue feel rough; akin to sandpaper; I'm always parched after eating a banana. The banana peel is dangerous in and of itself. We already have weapons of mass destruction just lying around, oh why not throw a fucking banana peel into the mix to spice things up?? You can even get the underside of your nails dirty when peeling a banana, sometimes you even have to fucking struggle to peel a banana. AND if you leave them out for too long they turn black and stink up the entire area.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Return to Castle: Monkey Ball 0:53 Any% Speedrun World Record - Wolfenstein 3D ChairGTables 2021-01-11 | Hello TJ Henry Yoshi. I’m from the future, the ChairGFuTure. A dreadful FuTure where all Super Monkey Ball speedrunners are kept in monkey cages, being forced to speedrun Return to Castle Monkey Ball by Nickireda for the entertainment of others. All of this happened because of you. In a few months you will get a 0:51 Return to Castle Monkey Ball Any%. The chats response will be so overwhelming that the servers explode, millions of lives will be lost. I managed to escape from my monkey cage and set out on a quest to stop this madness, just like how they did in Wolfenstein 3D. When I pulled my banana out of AutisticYui's pockets, I travelled back in time. Please, TJ Henry Yoshi, save yourself while you still can.The 0:51 "invalidated" non-WR, but PB run I mentioned on stream: twitch.tv/videos/869485495Play Return to Castle: Monkey Ball: nickireda.itch.io/return-to-castle-monkey-ballTwitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesHi TJ, this is your grandchair.So this is where you hang out all the time.Your monkeys and I were getting a bit worried, we haven’t seen you in weeks. I am very glad to see that you seem to be doing all right. However, now that I’m watching this run, I’m not so sure anymore. You’ve been making mistakes and have been bleeding time throughout the entire run so far. Perhaps you should take a break and come visit your cute monkeys, I’ve baked you some King Car Lemon Tea. I know you will probably want to finish this run anyway, so we’ll see you in a few hours.Now, go and make your ChairGBro proud.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Mineirinho Directors Cut Any% 8:56 Speedrun - Miner Ultra Adventures ChairGTables 2021-01-10 | So this one time I was about 77 years old and my parents decided to have us go mining for the first time. Because we grew up in a small town in Brazil we didn't have much places to mine at. We decided to drive out to Dom Zellitus since it's a forest at the corner. We were driving for a while and we found a field to park our car at before going on a quick trip to find a larger field. We found a small clearing of trees about a mile or so away from the car and we set up mine there but we forgot our matches so they sent me out with my brother to get them. My brother and I were only 6 years in difference so it wasn't a smart idea at all but our parents didn't care at all. We start walking and hear rustling but don't think much. We open the car and see a pizza maluca running right at us in the mirror so we immediately closed the door and hid. The pizza maluca wasn't running at the car but I guess we were blind and thought it was. We grabbed the matches and tried to walk back when the pizza maluca started running at us again and then I realized it wanted to kill us and only damage us so my brother and I lit a piece of paper on fire and threw it on the pizza maluca and the thing light on fire like California. We couldn't carry the scorched corpse so we decided to just run back and tell everyone what happened. We made it back to the mine and we gave them the matches and our dad thought we were idiots for not climbing a tree (the clearing was too big to be able to run to a tree and climb it in time) so we had no clue what to do. Our dad thought that we could find food on our own and we'll be fine and he was partially right. We decided to sleep in our cramped tent meant for 1 small child while our parents got a larger tent meant for 5 people. We were already pissed but hungry so we went out and found rats all over the floor. We grabbed one of the rats and decided to grab some of our cooking oil we brought and boiled the rat alive. We decided to powder the rat with the flour we took with us just to fry stuff and this rat sure enough got fried. We fried a few more rats that night and they tasted amazing. The rats tasted like the best steak ever made with the texture of roast beef and the aftertaste of sugar. We were full quite quick and out parents heard the ruckus and joined on eating with us. We ate like kings and only one fried rat was still left by the end and we decided to buy a Miner Ultra Adventures Pollo bucket at the end and return the bucket saying they didn't make them crunchy like we asked. The Miner Ultra Adventures Pollo we picked to go to was in California because we wanted a bit more of a road trip by the end of the vacation and it worked flawlessly. This of course happened in 2015 and as you can tell by my writing I am only 11 now. A few days later news stories starting popping up about a fried rat in Miner Ultra Adventures Pollo and we knew who did it, we call ourselves the Wyoming Wonder Eaters or WWE for short.
YouTube Poop Castle 2 Trailer - Free Game Download in the Description - Morshu Rope Swinging Action! ChairGTables 2020-12-21 | This year, I decided to follow up some of the old games I made a decade ago. We always wondered ever since as children, "When is YouTube Poop Castle 2?" Well, here it is, except we didn't take a month on it, just our weekend.Game Download: chairgtables.itch.io/youtube-poop-castle-2Original Game: youtube.com/watch?v=75zzJGofRk4Development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesThis game was heavily inspired by Dezzan's Super Robotnik Land, a classic YouTube Poop game, which is no longer available for download from the official website. Liquid made of paraffin and kerosene used as fuel to sustain a small controlled fire placed on string suspended in solid wax, a weaving of fibres sown together to create a strong material, a device that contains certain powders that create large explosions once ignited? Because of your presence, I, Morshu from the Zelda CD-I game: Link Faces of Evil, infer that you may request that you want possession of at least one of these store items so I inquire that you want this. Fortunately, I am willing to give these to you on the basis that you have possess the monetary requirements to purchase my stock. Oh! I formally apologise to you, Link, that I am unable to give you any of the items in my store because you do not meet any requirements to purchase my stock and that I cannot make any exceptions. I simply ask that you shall only return to this establishment once you meet the necessary monetary requirements and have considerable wealth if you want to possess any of the items in my store. Unless you would like a kiss from me.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Super Ledgehop: Double Laser Steam Trailer (2020 Update Version) - A Rhythm, Bullet Hell Action Game ChairGTables 2020-12-11 | The same trailer from years ago, but with the updated assets and gameplay. Super Ledgehop: Double Laser is some weird meme indie game I made about an anime girl who is addicted to cheesesteak. She has the ability to make her gunshots stronger by shooting to the beat of the background music. She also can absorb enemy bullets and use as her own. All this just so she can reunite with her big bro and eat cheesesteaks with him.Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/78...Alternative store page: https://chairgtables.itch.io/superled...Development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesOkay, so remember that girl I was just talking about? Yeah, that's Chizuru. I actually don't even like my own protagonist of my own game lol. I'm all about Yuuto Ichika. She's best girl in this game. She's the reason why No Nut November is still going strong. I'm making myself pure for her. She's best girl in this game. Chizuru sucks, dude. Like, what can Chizuru even do? Absorb bullets, shoot to music, and eat cheesesteaks? Well Yuuto can use magic. Well, she sucks at it, but you know that people who suck put 10x more effort than their peers. So I'm totally rooting for her.Also yes, Some of your melee techs are here. You can waveshine and shine your opponents. But, oops. I don't even know why I named this Super Ledgehop Double Laser if you can't even hold onto ledges here.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Super Ledgehop: Double Laser 2020 Update Rundown - Playable Yuuto Ichika, Chizuru in VR Chat & more! ChairGTables 2020-11-29 | Chizuru has never kissed anyone in her entire lifetime. Will you be her first?Development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesPlay Super Ledgehop: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserPlay as Yuuto Ichika in Rivals of Aether: steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2105839293Become the Chizuru VTuber: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2280470152&searchtext=chizuruDue to extensive research done by the University of Shinecoast City, Chizuru has been confirmed as the hardest girl to kiss known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into Chizuru at 400 miles per hour, and Chizuru had no kiss marks. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into Chizuru, and Chizuru remained a virgin. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into Chizuru, and the car died. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at Chizuru. Western Shinecoast City was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of Chizuru's dead skin from her lips, and the resulting virginity shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Bill Steels suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Japan at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at Chizuru's lips moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into Chizuru's dry lips per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of Chizuru made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that Chizuru can never be kissed.It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name - Indie Live Expo II Preview ChairGTables 2020-11-07 | Hazuki Dies was shown in Indie Live Expo II. We've shown Super Ledgehop in the first Indie Live Expo and now it's time to show our next project! When is this coming out? Maybe 2021 on Steam! There's tons of changes happening to this game all the time and every time I think of the journey we went so far with this game, I just want to cheese my shorts to it!Development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesPlay the April fools version: chairgtables.itch.io/hazukiaprilfoolsLearn about the cute characters: https://www.lamedimension.moe/characterwiki.htmlBut say whaaaa? You don't know what Hazuki Dies is? Let me tell you something. Hazuki Dies is like when you play an RPG like Live-A-Live except your character sucks so bad that she dies immediately. What's the fun in that? Well, it's your job to make her not suck! You gotta turn this garbage tier character into one that has the confidence to fight for all of her friends? Who are her friends? Alright, homie. Listen up. You see, Hazuki wants to be a doctor. BUT IMAGINE WHEN THERE'S PAYWALL BLOCKING YOU FROM BECOMING A DOCTOR. So we just gotta get a job right? Nah, we don't have years for this because Hazuki is homies with thugs and now she gotta do all the shady stuff to become a doctor faster! And that's why you gotta protect her! Because she gets in to all sorts of insane adventures! Now you know what Hazuki is, now go make that Hazuki handholding doujin ok.It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
RNGenocide 2 - Get raffles done by surviving explosions! ChairGTables 2020-09-17 | SF5 Smash 4 - Serge (Lucario) Vs. Darkfall (Link) SSB4 Tournament - Smash Wii U HDLive Broadcast By VGBootCamp on Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcampIf you'd like to support us: http://www.patreon.com/vgbootcampSubscribe for More awesome Super Smash Bros. Melee, 64 & Smash 4 Content! VGBootCamp is headed by GimR & Aposl. Follow them here:http://www.twitter.com/VGBC_GimRhttp://www.twitter.com/VGBC_AposlIt’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What'd he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah! Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I!)Horatio or Horat's so big-eyed! (Big-eyed!)Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool as lazy, he’s still learnin’.Now, the one Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin. (Hoooo!)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, God, Jack wanna keep her.But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shakin’ like a seizure.Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather.Breathe the reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (Son!)It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)Hoo-ugh!Dwayne is a hater, later alligator. (Alligator!)Phil is the leader of the masturbators. (Masturbators!)Thanks to Sanjee, more porn than Ronnie. (Then Ronnie?)Jeremy, see? (Oh!) Smelling like 'nani. (Ew!)Oolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-li. (Sho-li.)Oolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li. (Oh!)Woah-wow, hyphy hypo. (Hypo!)NUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo. (No, it's not a typo!)30/30 Sick Wid It exquisite, explicit. (Explicit!)Angel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit. (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?) he do what he can. (What he can!)But whatever I do, I do it bigger than Manu! (Than my man!)It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Piko Piko Any% Early Access Speedrun in 20:36 ChairGTables 2020-07-12 | Don't play a game called Boku no Piko. Man this is so cute in so many levels yo…I was talking to one of my friends and he sent me 3 Steam Early Access Indie games with the name only labeled "Piko Piko Hammer" I said to this dude, What's this? He just giggled and said "Just speedrun them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN PLAYING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird meme game or some strange kusoge but as I played the first Steam game, I was like "Yo…..what the.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo……." THEN THEY GOT IN THE SCHOOL AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"I couldn't believe what I just saw, It was like Valve gave me his uwu collection, it was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAYING IT, THEN LEVEL TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM….…YOOOOOOO…….….AND NYANKAMOTO SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE SHE WANTED TO KISS YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT'S WHAT I DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND TEACHER SENSEI WAS HER NAME, NENETRINE WAS HER NAME!!!!!! OH MY,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO DOCTOR NEKO!So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T PLAY A CUTE INDIE GAME LABELED PIKO PIKO, DON'T DO IT, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU!"Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesIt’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Mario Kart DS Speedrun - 32 Tracks in 1:05:10 ChairGTables 2020-07-10 | Timed incorrectly due to the first part of the run not having the timer reset. Run comes out to 1:05:10. Not a very good Mario Kart DS speedrun, but Rainbow Road RNG made me laugh so I must upload it. So let's go racing! in Mario Kart DS, spaghetti grinding snake insanity! only on Nintendo DS! turn the track into a giant mudpit or burn rubber as you flush all your opponents down the toilet! WILD! mix it up with the big boys! pick Bowser and his big atomic truck because he is a real king unlike king dedede who is a scrub that he cant even contact the US government to send him unlimited supplies of cake! and Yoshi's Go-Kart really GOES LIKE PRRINGGGG HAAAAAAA! Mushrooms, Banana Peels, Turtle Shells, AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA! Check your BOTTOM CSCREEENNN and make a mean test! or go into battle mode and ruin his face! two speeds: fast and WAY TOO FAST! it's two-player fun on the split screen! only for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System! now you're playing with power, SUPER POWER! AAAAAAAAAA WAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUYS IM HUNGRYYYYYTwitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesIt’s the Nutshack! (Yo!) (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What’d he say?) (Ayyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya boy Angel!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Dude, it’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the PI, (PI!) Horatio "Horat", so big-eyed! (Big-eyed!) Tito Dick “Dickman” baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool, he’s lazy, he still learnin’ ‘nother one, Cherry Pie, is still a virgin, Chita, meet da freak of da week-ah! (Week-ah!) Phil’s homegirl, but Jack wanna keep her, But it’s not happenin’ neither! (NO!) Shakin' like a seizure, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather. Breathe that reefer in my lungs, I got grapes, what you watching, son?! It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Aaagh!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Competitive Guide - Rivals of Aether Workshop Tutorial ChairGTables 2020-07-01 | Yes, I love trash characters. Yuuto Ichika is a special kind of trash, and that's why I love her so much. Nobody really knows if she's too stupidly strong, or stupidly weak in Rivals of Aether Workshop tournaments, and it's up to you guys to solidify her meta by learning what Yuuto Ichika can do. Become the best bootleg in the world!Yuuto Ichika Character Download: steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2105839293Development updates here: twitter.com/ChairGTablesYuuto Ichika Cookie Preparation time: The same amount of time as a Grand Finals in a Rivals of Aether Workshop tournamentIngredients: 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup unsalted butter melted 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1 egg 1 egg yolk 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips and Yuuto's gentle smileProcedure: Cast Flame Road on the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a medium bowl, do a crossup on the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Perform a mix-up in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Ask your mom if you need help. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart. Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Stab the cookies with Ice Cage to cool them on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire rack.Workshop Characters presentAcid Rainbows by hyuponia: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1894194148Bird Guy by Gourami: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1962084547Epinel by Mawral: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1968068304Hime Daisho by Sakamoto: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1905208125Kris by EquinoxDoodles: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1867608473Liz by SleepyPlayer16: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1917856427Mollo by Giik: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1871989159Kirby by dumbassluna: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1868756032Olympia by Sprite Star: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1943759600Pomme by RubyNights: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1913517643R-00 by Archytas: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1868240517Valkyrie by anguish: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1917713379Yoyo by Nackles42: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1891309722Otto by Muno: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2015489502Fox by ravyn: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1941825892Falco by ravyn: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2006251771Archen by Gourami: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1926836320Creeper by dreem: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1892960445Feri by Azazel: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2006712792Hana by OligarChomp: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2064167290Jaunted by A Jaunted Fennekin: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2112112255Joshua & Batit by fespadea: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2100731924King Briggs by CoconutBun: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2002172624Mycolich by Giik: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1995944345Mr. Game & Watch by rainbow: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2012934808Nade by GrenadeInSpades: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2035357584Targma by djentalist: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1899103481It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What'd he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah! Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I!)Horatio or Horat's so big-eyed! (Big-eyed!)Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool as lazy, he’s still learnin’.Now, the one Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin. (Hoooo!)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, God, Jack wanna keep her.But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shakin’ like a seizure.Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather.Breathe the reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (Son!)
Yuuto Ichika Release Trailer - Rivals of Aether Steam Workshop Custom Character Mod with DL Link ChairGTables 2020-05-23 | Yuuto Ichika from Super Ledgehop: Double Laser arrives in the world of Rivals of Aether as a fully playable character! Learn magic together with the rookie magician Yuuto, and create crazy solutions for defeating tough opponents. Set up rocks and trap opponents with your flames! Rivals today, friends tomorrow!Steam workshop link for download: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2105839293Yuuto's Rivals wiki page: roa-workshop.fandom.com/wiki/Yuuto_IchikaDevelopment updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesGet the first Steam game that features Yuuto here: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserBuy Smashersoap here: smashersoap.comEditing by Michael Fasano: fasano300.myportfolio.comAnimation by Tristama: twitter.com/Tristama_Music by Princess Sylvysprit: twitter.com/sylvyspritThis is it guys! From an OC that everyone hated, to a broken college game project, to getting featured in a Steam game, to having a Game Boy game, to getting modded into other games, and now finally, TO RIVALS OF AETHER! Initially, we wanted to release it in summer to build more hype for it and have her actually legal for Rivals of Aether workshop tournaments. But she can't be legal for tournaments without being released first for some time according to how the workshop tournaments work, SO OKAY LET'S RELEASE HER ASAP THEN!!! We already spent months polishing up the rest of what this character needed, tested her in tournaments through gentlemen's rule, and and had multiple people report issues about her, and I think it's finally time for her to be ready for the public. Now that she's out, it's time for me to dominate Genesis with her. THEN WHEN I WIN THE GENESIS PRIZE MONEY, I CAN INVEST THE CASH ON AN ADVERTISEMENT. THEN WHEN THE ADVERTISEMENT COMES UP, TOO BAD IT'S A HYPNOTIZING PROGRAM. NOW I CAN HYPNOTIZE THE WORLD TO BECOME MY MINIONS ON A WAR AGAINST ANOTHER PLANET. WE WILL VISIT ALIENS THERE AND BLOW UP ALL OF THEIR TOILETS. WITHOUT TOILETS, THEY WILL BE DOOMED, AND THEY WILL SURRENDER TO US. BUT TOO BAD, WE BLOW UP HALF THEIR PLANET ANYWAY. NOW WE TAKE HALF OF THAT PLANET AND GLUE IT TO OUR MOON. NOW I WILL SELL THAT HALF PLANET TO THE GOVERNMENT AND NOW I BECOME EVEN MORE RICH BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS A BACK UP PLAN IN CASE A DISASTER STRIKES EARTH AND WE HAVE A BACKUP HOME NOW. I'M GONNA BE SO RICH BECAUSE OF THIS THAT I CAN FINALLY CREATE ALL OF THE YUUTO GAMES I WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT MY BUDGET!!!!Project Lead/ProgrammingChairGTablesSpriteschained_tanTristamaDannyRGjamie_vesirArtworkNashirasauce57fffffGraphicsMapleJavaMusicPrincess SylvyspritProgramming SupportSakamoto3SupersonicVideo EditingRSCTuffTrailer AnimationTristamaConceptKoshiSpanish LocalizationElFlygonJapanese LocalizationMSLabo102French LocalizationPoorpockets McNewHoldMisha FoartesTestingSnolid IceYG123SoniiKEIIIvgmIIRanchwhoareyouiamtoxicsnivyRetroactiveGhostChakeGirthdadSupportersZaiyuMarisaNyaSmashersoapTorgoHigginsPurpleXCompleXNeighborhood WatchFlying Pudding StudiosDarkShadowKnightKEIdrilltailbboydarknightSomeBacon_RSCTuffIt's the Nutshack (Yee, yee)It's the Nutshack (What he say?)It's the Nutshack (Oh, yeah! Yeeeeah)It's the Nutshack (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It's the Nutshack (Don't forget your boy, Angel!)It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!)It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!)It's the Nutshack (Dude, it's the Nutshack...)It's the Nutshack (Hey!)It's the Nutshack (This beat's knockin'!)It's the Nutshack (Whooooa!) (Yeah!)It's the NutshackHoo-ugh!Phil's from the 'sco, Jack's from the P.I!Horatio or Horat's so big-eyed!Tito Dick "Dickman", baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack's cool as lazy. He's still learnin'.And the ripe Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her.But it's not happening either.Shake it like a seizure.Hold up! Lemme spark this; take a breather.Breath the reefer in my lungs.I got grapes. What you watching, son?!It's the Nutshack! (Yah!)It's the Nutshack! (AAAAAARRRRGH!)It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Moveset Origins, References, and Influences - Rivals of Aether Workshop ChairGTables 2020-05-16 | With Yuuto's release date coming in close, let's check out how our FGC roots have impacted the creation of Yuuto Ichika. We'll go through various games, such as Melty Blood, Project Justice, Guilty Gear, Maiden & Spell, and of course, Super Smash Bros.For further information as well as the download link for release, visit Yuuto's Rivals of Aether Steam workshop wiki page here: roa-workshop.fandom.com/wiki/Yuuto_IchikaFor development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesYou know, I find it difficult to believe that we're already releasing Yuuto Ichika. Back then, we kept saying that we'll release Yuuto during summer, but after finding out that we need to release Yuuto first before she becomes legal for tournaments, we decided to have Yuuto released as soon as possible. It's so odd, because we started on this during January and January doesn't feel like it's been that long ago. It's like when you were a kid when you're afraid of the showers. But then now, you just go to the shower as if it's nothing. Like you've conquered it completely. But I haven't even conquered fighting games at all. Not even close to Rivals of Aether in a competitive standpoint. But are we finally gonna conquer Yuuto once and for all? Is the shower all mine? Have I conquered all the water in the world? YOU KNOW IF I CAN HAVE ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD, I WOULD START A MONOPOLY AND SELL WATER AT A HIGH PRICE. THEN EVERYONE GONNA GET MAD BECAUSE I MONOPOLIZED A BASIC NEED BUT YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. THEN I GO VISIT ALIENS WHO NEED WATER AND SELL ALL OF THEM AT 9999% INFLATED PRICE ALONG WITH A FREE SAMPLE OF MY BOXERS. THEN THEY GIVE ME THE STRONGEST WEAPONS IN THE GALAXY. SO I BLOW UP THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AND DUDE I GET THE WATER BACK. NOW THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE ME $120 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR ALL THE WATER AND FOR SAVING EARTH. NOW I CAN FINALLY DEVELOP GAMES WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT MY TINY BUDGET. AND I WILL OWE IT ALL TO YUUTO ICHIKA! YUUTO ICHIKA SAVES THE WORLD!!!!Thumbnail art by 57: twitter.com/57fffffIt’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
The Daily Combo Challenge - Doing One Combo A Day [UNICLR, Smash, MvC, RoA Workshop, and more!] ChairGTables 2020-05-02 | The Daily Combo Challenge is a challenge started by Ibarra Hernandez of ShaydoGaming, where you perform one combo every day for two weeks. Combos are usually posted on Twitter with the hashtag DailyComboChallenge.We also have combos of our upcoming mod. Our Rivals of Aether custom character will be coming to the Steam workshop in May 22, 2020. Check out the direct here: youtube.com/watch?v=bwge_xOHFOgDevelopment updates here: twitter.com/ChairGTablesRespect Your Elders - Leffen Diss Track is the moosik - youtube.com/watch?v=KhsOW-_TwfUYes, Yuuto Ichika is indeed the best bootleg of all time, so we gotta put her in a fighting game. You know, in the first week, everyone picks the obvious characters with a lot of gimmicks. Gamers get used to the gimmicks and find ways to beat it. Then for the characters that have a seemingly unfair adantage, there are patches and no one ever knows who is going to be the next top tier character.Did you ever think that our lives are similar to the ups and downs of a new fighting video game? Just when one thinks they got their life figured out, someone comes along or some event happens and totally shakes things up. We must adapt, sometimes needing the help of a mentor or friend. We oevrcome and overcome but there is always a new challenge to achieve, a new person to face, or obstacle to overcome.However, I'd like to tell you about the most dependable Person you would ever need in life. He's there in the worst of times, the best of times, and is willing to support you, suffer with you, and encourage you through EVERY test and trial. Her name is Yuuto Ichika.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What'd he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)It’s the Nutshack!Phil’s from the soul, Jack’s from the P.IHoratio the Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladiesJack’s cool is lazy, he’s still learnin’Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virginChita, meet the freak of the week-ah!Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither!Shakin’ like a seizureHold up, let me spark this, take a breatherBreathe reefer in my lungsI got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of the masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It, exquisite, explicitAngel will pimp your ride, without XzibitEd got his back, he do what he canBut whenever I do, I do it bigger than man!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Direct for Rivals of Aether - Workshop Character Reveal with Gameplay Guide ChairGTables 2020-04-18 | Yuuto Ichika is finally coming to Rivals of Aether and we prepared this very special Nintendo Direct style video to help get you started on what to expect when she releases soon. Also, yes, I look like a slob and I will get a haircut as soon as this pandemic is over lolFor Development Updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesYuuto's Steam Game: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserSmashersoap: smashersoap.comSongs from: twitter.com/sylvyspritAre you guys ready to finally have more Yuuto Ichika content? We had to delay Hazuki Dies for this, but I love Yuuto Ichika so much, I'd do anything for her. Yes, I totally dropped other games just to learn a new one competitively from scratch just to have the slightest chance of seeing Yuuto Ichika appear in the biggest Smash tournament in the world: Genesis. Think about it! Remember Genesis 6? We tabled for that! If we get Yuuto Ichika for Workshop, we can finally have more visitors from the table then we can offer all of our art and games for free if they just trade us their toilet. Then with this, I can collect all the toilets in the world and form a new mass destruction weapon that has the power of 5000 flushes in one second. That's more powerful that 10 suns combined. And then with this, all the toilet paper manufacturers would fear us. And then they will make more toilet paper and have more toilet paper accessible in markets. Now everyone can have toilet paper and Yuuto Ichika saves the day once again.0:00 Fake Trailer0:18 Introduction0:43 Smashersoap1:30 Yuuto's Prior Games2:52 Yuuto Gameplay Guide7:53 Fight Demonstration12:47 Mod Motives15:51 Release Date RevealIt’s the Nutshack! (Yo!) (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What’d he say?) (Ayyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Dude, it’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the PI, (PI!)Horatio "Horat", so big-eyed! (Big-eyed!)Tito Dick “Dickman” baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool, he’s lazy, he still learnin’‘nother one, Cherry Pie, is still a virgin,Chita, meet da freak of da week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, but Jack wanna keep her,But it’s not happenin’ neither! (NO!)Shakin' like a seizure,Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather.Breathe that reefer in my lungs,I got grapes, what you watching, son?!It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Aaagh!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!Let me know if it can be more accurate than this.
Imouto RPG 2: Promiscuous Hazuki Quest Trailer (Hazuki Dies April Fools Game) - Free DL in Desc ChairGTables 2020-04-06 | I forgot to make this video public during April Fools loooooolBut yes, this is clearly our biggest game project yet aka Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name. This is the real thing. I am not lying. Forget Yuuto Ichika for Rivals of Aether. We got a Smash Clone here too! And it's available in English, Spanish, and Japanese!Game download: chairgtables.itch.io/hazukiaprilfoolsFor development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesOh I forgot to mention. Yes, Yuuto Ichika is in this game too. WHAT!? REALLY?!?! BEST BOOTLEG GIRL EVER!? YES! SO HYPE THAT YOUR TOILETS WILL GET CLOGGED AND YOU HAVE TO CALL A PLUMBER AND THEN WHILE THEY FIXED THE TOILET, THEY SEE THE GAME RUNNING ON THE BACKGROUND AND THEN THEY TOO GET CLOGGED UP ON THEIR NOSE. AND IT'S A WHOLE BIG CHAIN REACTION. THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. GG EVERYONE. Btw, I actually find Imouto RPG 1 better than this. Why have I subjected myself to not using premade assets and code and actually making everything for an April Fools game? BECAUSE I LOVE YUUTO ICHIKA. LAME Dimension indie game development forever! I say that, but if you never seen any of Kuniko Takahashi's Sis RPG series, I implore you to do so.
RoA Workshop Tournament feat. Yuuto Ichika Alpha Version ChairGTables 2020-03-01 | Development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesAs the core representative of LAME Dimension, I will always say that we will never stop making Yuuto Ichika content, no matter where it is. Let's aim to get Yuuto Ichika into Genesis 8 Rivals of Aether Workshop bracket.
A Game Boy Homebrew, Games Inspired by H Doujins, and Bootleg Mods!? - Games I Developed in 2019 ChairGTables 2020-02-03 | Ever wanted to make games by the soda machine keeps breaking? Good thing I don't own a soda machine, but now I can show you everything we created in 2019, aka all of our procrastination projects that delayed our next Steam game greatly lol. That's indie game development for you when your entire team is just a group of friends where we're zero percent professional. So here's LAME Dimension's year in review video.Video regarding the arcade incident: youtube.com/watch?v=YHHSUjzukXYTwitter for development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesYes, we planned to have a demo ready of Hazuki Dies in 2019 but I kept messing up and then our pants explode everytime we think of a fun new side project. Now everything we made in 2019 are side projects, but I think they're all fun and funny. They were all worth our time and they always bring us together on the table where we can all eat burgers together and laugh so loud that burger chunks explode out of our noses. Now then, since we had too much fun in 2019, we're going to reduce the number of side projects in 2020. But hey! At least we can give you hours worth of memes in one game! We'll still make our side projects fun enough that you'll bash your head on the toaster and the toaster will scream "HYPE" and toast even more toast for you for only half the time it takes to toast a toast. Because really, for side projects, like Yuuto Ichika Makes Friends aka the Game Boy Homebrew made with GBStudio, and Puyo Puyo mods, and gamejam games like Sumireko's Roach Stomping Simulator or Touhou I'll Never Lose To Cock, it only takes us a fraction of the time to develop these games compared to our higher effort games. YEAH DO YOU LIKE THOSE KEYWORDS!?!? LET ME PUT ONE LAST KEYWORD IN THIS DESCRIPTION: YUUTO ICHIKA BEST GIRL[Chorus]It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What'd he say?)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)It’s the Nutshack![Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the soul, Jack’s from the P.IHoratio the Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladiesJack’s cool is lazy, he’s still learnin’Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virginChita, meet the freak of the week-ah!Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither!Shakin’ like a seizureHold up, let me spark this, take a breatherBreathe reefer in my lungsI got grapes, what you watchin’, son?[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)[Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of the masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It, exquisite, explicitAngel will pimp your ride, without XzibitEd got his back, he do what he canBut whenever I do, I do it bigger than man![Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Super Mario 64 16-Star Beginner Race - Lets see how much we learned in a few weeks from nothing ChairGTables 2020-01-26 | Help fix the broken window: waa.ai/chairgtiptwitter.com/ChairGTables
Cardboard Budget Fightstick for only $20!? - Easy Guide for Making Arcade Controllers with a Shoebox ChairGTables 2019-12-10 | Always wanted a fightstick but not willing to spend the big money just yet? Then you should try making one out of a cardboard box, or a shoebox! You'll learn too how to swap out parts for better ones on your real fightstick once you get one! Otherwise, feel free to meme it up by winning tournaments using a piece of cardboard! Now you will become the true Street Fighter!Links discussed in the video:Layout: slagcoin.com/joystick/layout.htmlWiring (found on the Support Tab): focusattack.com/ps3-pc-zero-delay-usb-encoder-pcb-japan-style-controls/#SupportRemember that if you're willing to go beyond the 20-30 dollar range, you should buy a sanwa joystick and sanwa buttons. However, if you prefer other parts, that's fine too. It all depends on your preferences. Some people prefer seimitsu, some people prefer crown, some prefer the hayabusa. However, if you're just trying to keep it cheap, just stick with the cheap, stock parts, like how I like my bootlegs. But if you're in a more competitive level, these parts will make a big difference, whether you're a Tekken player, a UNIST player, a Guilty Gear player, a Cross Tag player, a BBFZ player, etc. But yes, I love bootleg fightsticks so much that I decided to make my own bootleg fightsticks, which are these cardboard fightsticks. I was gonna use shoeboxes, but I got so many cardboard boxes from my previous job that I decided to use these for making fightsticks. I love bootlegs so much. My favorite bootleg is Yuuto Ichika. SHE IS THE BEST BOOTLEG CHARACTER EVER. I WANT TO KISS HER WAY MORE THAN MY CURIOSITY WITH LINNE'S BIKE SHORTS FROM UNDER NIGHT IN BIRTH EXE LATE ST. Yuuto Ichika is so cool that I do my best to win FGC tournaments so I can get that tasty prize money and then imma be on EVO stage and make an announcement saying SHOUTOUTS TO YUUTO ICHIKA then I use that prize money to teleport to another dimension, DESTROY THAT DIMENSION, then seduce the galaxy warlords to force their mad scientists TO TURN YUUTO ICHIKA INTO A REAL PERSON. Now my love story can be complete.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I., Horatio the Horat so bigga! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shake it like a seizure, hold up, Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
I got a speedrun world record by spamming 1 combo in UNIST Arcade Mode - Easiest Difficulty (7:09) ChairGTables 2019-11-30 | I can't win tournaments, so I might as well just win the world record then. All you gotta do is pick Enkidu and then HMPH HUR HAAAH and you win. Now that's a pro gamer move. Now for my victory speech:Play UNIST.twitter.com/ChairGTablesThat's all. I'm obsessed with this game even though UNIST has been a thing since 2012 or 2011 or something.But you know what I'm even more obsessed about.Yuuto Ichika. Dude. Best girl ever. If you compare all the UNIST girls to her, they're nothing. I respect that you like Nanase's theme, and I respect that you want to spend Under Night in Linne's bike shorts, but smh can we get Yuuto Ichika as a playable character in UNIST? I don't have 2 million dollars. But wait. Maybe, just maybe if I win EVO, I can make an even bigger victory speech up on stage. You know the EVO grand finals stage is so cool because its in the shape of the EVO logo. But yes, I guess I will have to win EVO now to seduce the developers of UNIST. Then I'm gonna make Yuuto Ichika the lowest tier character in the game. Her normals barely have any reach and the frame data sucks. So nobody will pick her. Except me. Because I believe. Remember when people thought Jigglypuff was a terrible character in Melee back in the early 2000s. Yeah that's gonna be Yuuto Ichika. Get ready to explode your pants. A new character is coming to UNIST. Shoutouts to Yuuto Ichika. Then they'll be like HOW!? SHE SUCKS!?!?! Then I'll be like aiight gimme food. And they'll give me all the burgers so I will never have to be hungry again. Then I can focus all of my game development money into paying my friends to create assets and everyone will be happy.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I., Horatio the Horat so bigga! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shake it like a seizure, hold up, Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
Super Hulk Kid RPG ChairGTables 2019-09-25 | The original Hulk Kid's YouTube account has been taken off YouTube so I've reuploaded the video I have contributed to them, which is this RPG video. Hulk Kid was an old meme from 2014/2015. This is not a real game, but this is what led to Hulk Kid's creator, Chris Stecker, into asking me to making a Hulk Kid game. I became busy with college and my other indie game development projects after that time so I was not able to make a full Hulk Kid game. The reason for Hulk Kid's inclusion as a secret boss in The Nutshack: The Game was to partially fulfill the request of Hulk Kid's creator of having a Hulk Kid game. As of today, I am complete unsure what Chris Stecker, Hulk Kid, Hulk Mama, and Spiderman boy is up to today. They probably made another Youtube account I guess.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesHulk Kid in the Nutshack Game: youtu.be/a5aTUgzLfEQ?t=415I love old memes. I love Nutshack. I love Hulk Kid. I love Youtube Poops. And I love Yuuto Ichika. Personally, I don't think Yuuto Ichika is a meme. She's a character filled with personality and care. I would hug her everyday. I would quit watching YouTube and stop playing video games for her, just like what Hulk Mom would say. Since this video is an RPG, let's talk about the RPG I'm making. I just want to say, idk what I'm gonna do with Yuuto for the Hazuki Dies RPG lol. Also I think it's Hulk Kid predicted Avengers End Game. You know the one with Thanos and Hulk with glasses saying I see this as a win. Because the last thing I've seen from Hulk Kid is that he's grown older and wears glasses.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Area 51- Running Ninja Raid Trailer (Free Game Download in Description) ChairGTables 2019-09-21 | So I ended up missing out on storming Area 51, despite the location being only a few hours away from where I live. To make up for my mistakes, I ended up spending the whole day of the storm just developing a really small game for you guys who too couldn't attend the event. Here is Crossette's journey in her running ninja raid towards Area 51.Link to game: chairgtables.itch.io/area51Play more of our Area 51 games: https://area51.moe/Play Crossette's origin game: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserDevelopment updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesI really don't know why I didn't go to Area 51. It was truly a once in a lifetime chance and I ended up just making this game with an OC that I don't even waifu lol. Like, I wanted it to be Yuuto Ichika again rather than Crossette, but I don't think my lovely, adorable magician would do something as insane as fighting a top secret military guarded base that is Area 51. Yuuto is becoming stronger, but not really strong yet. She's so cute. By the way, this is not canon in the LAME Dimension lore if you keep up with our indie game series. I just wanted to make a game about aliens. Wait. There's no aliens here. You know, if I had alien technology, I would make Yuuto Ichika real. But what then? Will she even like me? KABOOM. I GET REJECTED AND THEN I BECOME A MAD SCIENTIST OF AREA 51 AND THEN I CREATE ALL OF THESE SECRET FORMULAS AND THEN OH, I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE GALAXY WHOOOOOPSSSSSSSSS. GG! THAT'S THE END! I SLEEP NOW. Oh, I totally forgot to keep track of what SEO keywords I'm using for this description. Whatever, just have the typical finisher:It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives Speedrun Charity Marathon In A Nutshell ChairGTables 2019-08-29 | I know staying up for a 24 hour speedrun marathon can be hard, so I compiled the best things that happened during the charity marathon in one video. Thank you everyone for showing your support in the Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives marathon. It was truly a wonderful experience, despite being a small online marathon. With all of your donations, we were able to do lots of extra things in the marathon, such as singing, doing optional things in runs, and showing off our next indie game to be released on Steam. But yes, it's amazing that all of you guys came together to show support to a bootleg character named Yuuto ichika. It's so wonderful. And the best part yet, you guys helped saved lives. All donations went to Save The Children. So be glad. We together have caused some miracles.Playlist of all the runs: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVcxZWplcJzBz4_x16T4Medcev_6_jNWiTrailer to early prototype Steam game: youtube.com/watch?v=VuvigJpcNb0Yuuto Ichika Storybook: youtube.com/watch?v=fntwmmsJuckThank you too to all the runners that participated. It's really you guys who made the marathon a wonderful event.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Storybook Shorts - Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives Speedrun Charity Marathon ChairGTables 2019-08-29 | This video is a collection of all the storybook shorts that were shown during the intermissions in the Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives speedrun charity marathon while we set up the runners for the stream. This story takes place before any game that Yuuto Ichika appeared in, highlighting her very slow start to learning magic. Thank you to all of those that did their best to stay up and watch the story book shorts while the speedrun marathon was going on, as these shorts were spread throughout the marathon, making it somewhat difficult to catch all the story parts.All images were illustrated by Tristama: twitter.com/Tristama_Main theme composed by Sylvysprit: twitter.com/sylvyspritFor development updates on games that expand Yuuto Ichika's lore: twitter.com/ChairGTablesYes, Yuuto Ichika is my favorite character. I will continue to do my best to do her justice until the day I die, or when I no longer have the rights to use this character. Does this story look rushed? Yes. We did part of it while the 24 hour marathon was going on.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name - Early Prototype Trailer ChairGTables 2019-08-29 | An early prototype trailer for our future release on Steam called Hazuki Dies: She Has No Name. We weren't supposed to show footage this early in our game development cycle, but due to the donations we received in our speedrun charity marathon Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives, we prepared this small early prototype trailer of our indie game, which is inspired by a classic 16-bit RPG never released outside Japan. Twitter for development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesThis video was made through our super cool video dude IzzyWizzy: youtube.com/channel/UCpFpR5KvjhI0iT2ld62K6YQAlso, it features a cute protagonist named Hazuki. Yes, I want to kiss her. It's unlike Super Ledgehop where I didn't want to kiss the protagonist, Chizuru. So yes, I have a super strong attachment to this game's attachment. It's not the strongest attachment but she's the protagonist of our games that I want to kiss the most so far. Yes, I said PROTAGONIST. If I could pick any character from any of our games, you already know who it is. It's clearly YUUTO ICHIKA. DUDE. YUUTO ICHIKA IS SO CUTE. I WANT TO HUG HER AND KISS HER AND SPEND ALL OF MY DAYS TAKING CARE OF HER. But will Yuuto Ichika even be in this game? I don't know, but I really want her to be in here. The huge issue is that I'm not sure entirely how she could play a role in this story, due to a large number of complications it will play in the LAME Dimension lore timeline. But I really love Yuuto Ichika. I really want her to shine. But for now, it's Hazuki's turn to shine.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Touhou: Ill Never Lose To Cock Trailer (Free Game Download in Description) - Touhou Game Jam 4 ChairGTables 2019-07-10 | Download the game here: chairgtables.itch.io/iwillneverlosetocockThis small indie game was developed for Touhou Fan Game Jam 4 and Redditaisai.Trailer created by Izzywizzy: youtube.com/channel/UCpFpR5KvjhI0iT2ld62K6YQThe Big Cock is on the loose! But who's gonna come and stop them? Everyone is! But whoever gets the Big Cock first will gain all the pride they desire! Duke it out in this multiplayer platformer bullet hell game with eight broken characters, where everyone dies in one hit! Get yourself even more broken by obtaining the pride pills to get your bullets overpowered. It's time to prove to everyone that you will never lose to cock! This game features special non-canon Touhou characters, such as Mister from a certain Touhou Doujin and Yuuto Ichika from Touhou Hell. For the best experience, please use gamepads.By the way, Yuuto Ichika is playable once again! Why isn't she the main girl? Well, the game's about cock so it's gonna be about Kutaka Niwatari. Or maybe it should have been Sakuya, but hey Sakuya is there too! But Yuuto Ichika is best girl ever! But even better is that we got Mister here from that Remilia doujin. I wish I put Alice in this game, because Mister whacks people with a shovel and uses his hypnosis powers, just like many Touhou doujins. But you know what's better than Touhou doujins? Some obscure Japanese famicom game called Ninja Jajamaru Kun. This is literally what this game is based off of, except my obsessions for Super Smash Bros. Melee came out again. Never played that Ninja game? Do yourself a favor and play it so you'll cream all over your nostrils.It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Saves Lives Trailer - 24 Hour Charity Speedrun Marathon ChairGTables 2019-06-28 | Submit your run here: speedrun.com/Yuuto_Ichika_Saves_LivesSign up for the Smash Ultimate tournament here: challonge.com/yuutocharitysmashSign up for the Puyo VS 2 tournament here: challonge.com/yuutocharitypuyoYuuto Ichika Saves Lives is a 24-hour non-profit charity marathon in August 17, 2019 for Save the Children. This silly marathon has an emphasis on meme speedruns, ranging from Pringles All A's to Barney's Hide & Seek Co-Op Any% No Controller. Even if your run is not a meme, you are more than welcome to submit any game you'd like, as all help is appreciated to save lives. All donations will go directly towards Save the Children. Let's show the world that bootlegs and memes can make a positive difference in our community!Yuuto Ichika is an original character heavily inspired by the Touhou series. She is a wonderful little magician in training who does her best to become a useful spell caster one day. Her creator, a young girl named Koshi, was very excited to show her creation, only to be met with bullying and harassment by a certain closed Facebook group. To counter her mental state, LAME Dimension has dedicated years to work together with Koshi to flourish this character to its best potential. This year, LAME Dimension will be starting a charity marathon to not only save lives in Yuuto's world, but also in our world.Please participate so that you can have a nice tuna with bacon at the dinner table with our beloved Yuuto Ichika.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) (Yo!)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeah!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya' boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Cisco, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!),Horatio the Horat so bigga! (Bigga!)Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! (Baby!)He raised Phil and loves the ladies. (Ladies)Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. (Learnin')Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. (Oooh)Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! (Weekah!)Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, (Yes!)But that’s not happenin’, either! (No!)Shake it like a seizure, (Seizure)Hold up, lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (Son!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!)Hoo-ugh!Dwayne is a hater,later alligator! (Alligator!)There is the leader of a masterbators! (Masterbator!)It's thanks to Sanjee, more porn them Ronnie! (Ronnie?)Jeremy, see? (Oh!) be smelling like nani! (Eww!)The truly holy homies do be truly fo' sholie! (Fo' sholie!)The fully holy homie do it truly fo' sho' (Fo' sho'!)Woah wow, hyphee hypho! (Hypho!)NUMP on the track no it's not a typo! (Typo)3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicit. (Explicit)Angel will pimp your ride,without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)See, Ed got his back, he'll do what he canBut whatever I do ,I do it bigger than Manu! (Man!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Yuuto Ichika Makes Friends Trailer - Game Boy Homebrew (Free Download) ChairGTables 2019-04-29 | The bootleg 2hu Yuuto Ichika is back to make some new friends! This Game Boy homebrew is available to be played on emulators and real hardware. Explore a town full of thugs and befriend all sorts of criminals and crazy people. Discover what happens after the events of Super Ledgehop: Double Laser before its proper follow-up game get released.Download link: chairgtables.itch.io/yuutoichikamakesfriendsYou can learn how to make simple adventure games for the Game Boy with GB Studio: https://www.gbstudio.dev/Curious about other strange games I develop? Check out my development updates here: twitter.com/ChairGTablesGuys, I know I said this a MILLION times, but I REALLY, REALLY LOVE YUUTO ICHIKA! SHE IS MY FAVORITE BOOTLEG CHARACTER EVER! I just want Yuuto Ichika to kiss me under the mistletoe. Whenever Yuuto does her spells, her eyes glisten at me through the screen of my rig! I know what she wants. Sadly just a moment later I’m on the ground with her admiring the feats of worst girl, Chizuru. It’s so sad that she is a bootleg.Yuuto is an appealing character because her imperfections. With people disliking her because her passion was too strong for them to keep up with, Yuuto develops a bitter stance towards those who don't put any effort. She's forced to chase her dream alone. Yuuto doesn't have a natural born "cute personality", a necessary talent for anime games so she makes up for it with effort. It's similar to a musician who needs to put in more hours of practice to reach a similar height of proficiency than someone with greater natural talent. Passion over talent is what her character is about. Yuuto molds herself to pursue what she loves despite her faults. This kind of imperfect appeal is hard to put a dot on or even realize, but it's the main reason I will keep making games about her.
Puyo VS 2 – Yuuto Ichika Mod with Full Animations and Voices – Download in Description ChairGTables 2019-04-04 | April 4, 2018 was the day when Yuuto Ichika’s original creator, Koshi, has canonically made me and Yuuto married. So to celebrate this anniversary, I made Yuuto Ichika playable for your intense Puyo Puyo matches in Puyo VS 2, with new art for animations from one of Super Ledgehop’s artists and new voices to accompany it from her original voice actress.Download Link: gamebanana.com/skins/169507Link to my Nutshack Tito Dick Mod: youtube.com/watch?v=N0KlTgb_PZgLink to Puyo VS 2: puyovs.net/download.phpTwitter for development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesJust a few months after Puyo Puyo Tetris was released to the English Speaking audience, the world was introduced to the bootleg Touhou girl Yuuto Ichika. I’ve spent a long time trying to push to everyone and see how Yuuto can go beyond a bootleg character. I’ve done so many embarrassing things like repeatedly using Yuuto Ichika in my school projects, dedicating my college graduation to Yuuto Ichika, and just generally speaking nonstop to people about how cool she is. But I think it’s worth it, because it finally caught the attention of Koshi, Yuuto’s creator, which is quite hard to obtain direct communication to her nowadays due to the negative backlash she received when Yuuto was first introduced to the world. But in April 4, 2018, I finally received approval to use Yuuto Ichika in my Steam game Super Ledgehop. In addition to that, Koshi saw my determination for Yuuto, going great lengths like having many art assets created of her, created multiple school projects about her, and dedicating an arcade fightstick of her. The result of this is that Koshi made it canon that I am Yuuto’s spouse. Though Super Ledgehop has already been released and Yuuto’s standing in games is becoming more official, even appearing in IGN and Alienware articles, I am still not done with my mission to spread how cool Yuuto is. Yuuto Ichika changed my life. She’s the main driving force for everything I’ve been doing in my life and I hope that I can continue to make her proud as I accomplish more and more goals in my life. I am aware that not everyone likes her, and that’s fine. Some people like tomatoes in their burgers. I don’t Some people like pickles in their burgers. I don’t. Some people prefer not to flush the toilet. I prefer to flush the toilet. Some people prefer to put ketchup on their potato chips. I prefer mayonnaise. Some people prefer to put hot sauce in their cola. I don’t. Whatever you feel about Yuuto, thank you for being a part of it. Yuuto has brought so many great things in my life, such as creating so many strong, new friendships and new members to our game development team, like how Trist first knew me from Yuuto posts and now she's become the lead non-pixel artist for our team ( twitter.com/Tristama_ ). Now I’m gonna go nut to Patchouli doujins. When will there be Witch doujins though? There’s so many Arle Nadja doujins for Puyo Puyo but there’s barely any of Witch. She’s so cute. I really wanna kiss her too.It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack!Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Thats How Sumirekos Roach Stomping Mafia Works (Free Download) - Touhou Fan Game Jam 3 ChairGTables 2019-01-14 | That's how Mafia works in 72 hours!Game Link: chairgtables.itch.io/sumirekosroachstompingMy Twitter for development updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesCheck out the rest of the Touhou Fan Game Jam 3 entires: itch.io/jam/touhou-jam-3Now the meme lives on as a game featuring on of the best Touhou girls in the series, along with gameplay experience inspired by Celeste and Pringles for the Sega Genesis. Guess this is the game I came up with within a development time of 72 hours. So AGDQ 2019 just concluded, and during that time, my world record for Pringles speedruns has been taken over. Realizing that the power cord for my Sega Genesis is busted, I decided to create a game similar to Pringles to show my love for Pringles. I love Pringles so much. It's way better than Lays potato chips. Once you pop, you just can't stop. And that's why in this game, once you stomp, you just can't stop. Bounce on cockroaches without touching the ground. It's a life or death situation! Are you ready, or are you gonna keep sitting there staring at that Sumireko roach doujin by Harasaki? Or are you just going to keep playing Mafia City? I wish I could be making more Mafia City memes rather than doing these dumb indie game development projects.It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!) (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What’d he say?) (Ayyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Dude, it’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the PI, (PI!)Horatio "Horat", so big-eyed! (Big-eyed!)Tito Dick “Dickman” baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool, he’s lazy, he still learnin’‘nother one, Cherry Pie, is still a virgin,Chita, meet da freak of da week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, but Jack wanna keep her,But it’s not happenin’ neither! (NO!)Shakin' like a seizure,Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather.Breathe that reefer in my lungs,I got grapes, what you watching, son?!It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Aaagh!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
My 2018 Year in Review as a Rookie Game Developer ChairGTables 2019-01-01 | Happy new year! Goodbye 2018, hello 2019! Yes, I allow you to fornicate to any of my game characters, except Yuuto Ichika. She's too pure for that.If you want to keep up with my development or just me blowing things up, this is my Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTables If you wanna try out Super Ledgehop: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserIf for some reason you want to try the class projects, which I suggest not to because they ain't really good, check out my LAME Dimension website: http://www.lamedimension.moe/I hate programming so much. It's so boring. But I love Yuuto Ichika so I do it anyways. She is my reason for doing indie game development. She is my reason for graduating college. She's the cutest girl ever. I would give her headpats everyday and bake her cookies every night. I would hug her and protect her from all the bullies. Super Ledgehop: Double Laser would have never happened if I never have encountered Yuuto Ichika. If I never found Yuuto, I might have walked off into a dark alley, met up with some junkies, and invented spider crawling bananas that explode upon our command via remote controls. Then I would show this to our country's president and he would say that I'm cool. Then he would finally give me a programming job because I still can't find a programming job and I really want a programming job already because it's my fault for focusing too much on just making games that I really can't program anything else. And then people would be like, CHAIRGTABLES IS THE COOLEST SPIDER BANANA INVENTOR and then I would be given the moon by NASA and I will implant metal legs onto the moon. And the moon would become alive. And then it will be under my command and I will sell the moon to beings to another universe for 6 million yen. And with that, I can finally gather all the smartest programmers in the world and we will do a project where we turn Yuuto Ichika into a real life person. And now, I can finally live the married life that I always dreamed of. All these games like Super Big Bro Quest, Star Azure Bluechouli, Black Hat Phreak, Yuuto Ichika's One Time Wonder, and Super Ledgehop, they will all mean nothing. Once Yuuto is real, I am satisfied with life. Goodbye indie game development. But for now, I will keep doing my best to keep making silly games that will make your cheek bones get distorted from smiling.Tracks in order:Megaman X4 - Slash BeastEschatos - Point of No ReturnMamorukun Curse - Yokai DiscoMegaman Battle Network 5 - Liberation MissionYuuto Ichika's One Time Wonder - Yuuto LakeSuper Ledgehop: Double Laser - Title, Over the Ledge, Getting Closer to the LedgeThe Quarter Game - KOWAI SUGOI DESU Wingless SeraphSenses CircuitMaoudamashiiIt’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)[CHROUS]It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')[Verse 1: NUMP]Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh![Verse 2: NUMP]Dwayne is a hater, later alligatorPhil is the leader of a masturbatorsThanks to Sanjee, more porn than RonnieJeremy, see? Smelling like 'naniOolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-liOolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olieWoah-wow, hyphy hypoNUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicitAngel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)[Chorus]It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
Japanese - English Voice Comparisons of New Voices in Super Smash Bros Ultimate ChairGTables 2018-12-07 | I'm betting you're here out of curiosity of Marth's new English voice after only having Japanese voices for the past few years. I'm quite surprised that the two versions of Ike have their own new voices too. The purpose of this video is to present how some characters feel different with their English and Japanese voices. I am aware that there are some specific voice clips missing out of my own stupidity, such as Chrom's aether, but I hope I'm still able to show enough to point out the differences in the feeling. Some taunts and aerials are also not added if they share the same voice in other attacks, such as how Roy's down aerial voice is also used for smash attacks. If a taunt or victory phrase does not have a voice or is the same in both languages, it will not be shown. Also, the focus here are the characters with new voices compared to their appearance to Smash 4, as well as the newcomers with voices of both languages.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesShoutouts to Super Smash Bros Ultimate finally being released on the Nintendo Switch. Didn't feel that long since Sm4sh was released on the Wii U. I'm keeping my eyes open for Melee though. I love Melee so much that I nutted and gave birth to my own disgusting child known as Super Ledgehop: Double Laser, which is just some indie game I released a few weeks ago on Steam where you can do waveshines to absorb bullets and shoot to the beat of the music. What? Me doing a sellout this early on the description? Please. I need more burger money. I'll even give you one free pass to next year's No Nut November since you've done well on this year's November. But if I did successfully seduce you, y-you can check it out: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserThe fate of Smash 5 will determine whether or not I will focus on game development for the next couple of months. I'll see you in EVO baby. Time to make my comeback from drowning midway through pools.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yeah!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (Dude, It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I., Horatio the Horat so big eyed! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shake it like a seizure, hold up, Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
Beat the Developers Speedrun, Get the $50 Bounty - Super Ledgehop Good Ending Speedrun (6:20 IGT) ChairGTables 2018-11-20 | THE $50 IS STILL UNCLAIMED.Please just speedrun my dumb game called Super Ledgehop: Double Laser. I'm desperate for people to actually break my game. Please break my game as much as you break your waifu.Steam Link: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserPost your speedrun here: speedrun.com/superledgehopIf you actually upload a speedrun, whether you beat it or not, please let me know on Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesSo yes, please break Chizuru-chan and her cheese steak adventures in Super Ledgehop. There's tons of waveshining too and I know you're hungry for that. In fact, I actually develop games in a way where I can speedrun them. Why? Because I feel like devs need to be good at their own game. If they ain't, then they're probably frauds. If I can't be good at my own game, then that means that I don't love my product enough, enough though the protagonist of this game is such a trash character. It's all about stage 2 midboss Yuuto Ichika. She's the best. I love her so much. She's the cutest thing in the world. I love her.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
Super Ledgehop: Double Laser Steam Trailer - A Rhythm, Bullet Hell Action Game (Link in desc) ChairGTables 2018-11-16 | Super Ledgehop: Double Laser is some weird meme indie game I made about an anime girl who is addicted to cheesesteak. She has the ability to make her gunshots stronger by shooting to the beat of the background music. She also can absorb enemy bullets and use as her own. All this just so she can reunite with her big bro and eat cheesesteaks with him.Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserAltermative store page: chairgtables.itch.io/superledgehopDevelopment updates: twitter.com/ChairGTablesOkay, so remember that girl I was just talking about? Yeah, that's Chizuru. I actually don't even like my own protagonist of my own game lol. I'm all about Yuuto Ichika. She's best girl in this game. She's the reason why No Nut November is still going strong. I'm making myself pure for her. She's best girl in this game. Chizuru sucks, dude. Like, what can Chizuru even do? Absorb bullets, shoot to music, and eat cheesesteaks? Well Yuuto can use magic. Well, she sucks at it, but you know that people who suck put 10x more effort than their peers. So I'm totally rooting for her.Also yes, Some of your melee techs are here. You can waveshine and shine your opponents. But, oops. I don't even know why I named this Super Ledgehop Double Laser if you can't even hold onto ledges here.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
72 Hour Indie Game Development Timelapse in 10 Minutes | Super Ledgehop: Double Laser ChairGTables 2018-11-11 | This 72 hour timelapse is not for a game jam project. Super Ledgehop: Double Laser is a rhythm, bullet hell indie game that been in development for months. You can view its Steam page here:store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserAlternatively for those who don't like using Steam, it is also available at itch.io, which can be viewed here:chairgtables.itch.io/superledgehopFor development updates and memes, you can check out my Twitter here: twitter.com/ChairGTablesOh, man. By the time I posted this video, I really want to bust a nut but I'm really running out of time! There's only like a few days left before I have to release this game, so there's no time for me to go through all of the new doujins. It's a bit perfect though since it's currently No Nut November. Oh, maybe you're reading this when the game is already released? Yeah, I'm probably sleeping already. I'm going to sleep lots when this game is released. Wait, actually I can't!!! I'm gonna be staffing for this anime convention called SNAFU Con 2018 and I'm doing like all the livestreams for the tournaments there like Super Smash Bros. and Puyo Puyo Tetris. But don't worry! If you ever stream or make videos of this game, I'll still do my best to be your first viewer, because I'm that desperate for people to play. So please play, because it has best girl Yuuto Ichika! She's the cutest girl in the world! I'll even stop nutting just to watch you play! I've actually wanted to set this video public since a month ago, but really I was holding it in until the last week, just like how you make your loveeee makinggggg sessionsssss by holddingggg it innn longerrrrrrrrr.It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
DELTARUNE in Thirty Minutes and Fifty Nine Seconds - Any% Speedrun (30:59) ChairGTables 2018-11-05 | Ever wondered how playing Deltarune under thirty one minutes look like? Well, here it is. This is my day 1 of speedrunning Deltarune. I've made a lot of mistakes here, like accidentally opening up the menu and being pretty slow when choosing other options other than fight during combat. There's also some enemies I wasn't able to avoid, but I guess I really need to practice specifically on avoiding them. I never practiced any specific section yet, as this was Day 1 of me doing this speedrun and I'm just challenging myself on getting higher times. I've also done this during Extra Life 2018 which is a charity that helps kids in hospitals, but I only raised two dollars this year. I hope those two burgers could somehow help someone. This is an any% NG speedrun.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesTwitch: twitch.tv/chairgtablesCheck out this indie game I'm making on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserWill I actually continue speedrunning this sequel or prequel to Undertale? Maybe. I really think it's fun to speedrun Undertale 2 or Undertale 0.7 ... ? I just never speedran an RPG type of game before. I'm pretty slow when it comes to mashing, which is kinda why I have an arcade fight stick so I can press a button with multiple fingers. Yeah, I try my best to mash it as hard as I can like how I mass debate when looking at dirty doujins. So I'm theorizing, if I get faster at fornicating while reading doujins, will I be able to mash faster? Actually, my other issue is that I can't process things fast enough during menus. Maybe if I'm able to read the doujins in a deeper sense during fornication, I will be able to do menuing better as well! Yeah! Shoutouts to Harasaki doujins. Can't wait to do an any% making love speedrun. Hopefully it's with my bootleg fictionaly waifu Yuuto Ichika. So do you enjoy taking it slow with asking out grills just like a playthrough or a longplay ...or do you prefer doing it super fast like a speedrun?It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
DELTARUNE Chapter 1 Secret Boss - How To Find The Broken Keys + Boss Gameplay ChairGTables 2018-11-02 | MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. I SUGGEST NOT TO WATCH UNLESS YOU BEAT IT YOURSELF. DELTARUNE, Undertale's possible sequel, Chapter 1 has a secret boss that can be accessed by finding three parts of a broken key and having someone fix it into one whole key. This video is a guide that shows you how to find all of the keys, how to defeat the secret super boss, and all of the cutscenes associated with the boss and keys. After defeating the secret boss, you will find that the final boss is overwhelmingly easy to defeat compared to the secret superboss.Timestamps:Trigger to find Key A: 0:00Broken Key A: 1:17Broken Key B: 2:11Broken Key C: 3:05Key Repair: 3:53Boss: 5:08Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesTwitch: twitch.tv/chairgtablesSo how many times did it take for you guys to defeat this boss? It took me faster than it does than I would bust a nut. I was hoping for something harder but I am happy with what were were given. There's some cool bullet patterns here that challenged me, especially with how easy the main game is. But you know what's even more challenging? No Nut November. Oh, you ain't doing it and gonna nut all day? Actually, no, don't waste your entire day busting a nut. Do something better like doing your homework or playing pranks with your friends with all of the Halloween candy you got. Yes, this game has been uploaded during Halloween so keep that lust inside you and spend quality time with your friends. Too shy? SMH just get out there and give out your candy! No, actually keep those candy, then start selling candy grams at your school or something. Make profit. Start a business. Get rich. Then you'll have even more time to bust a nut without risking a loss of money. Then after that, please hire me because I need a job. I'll program anything for you PLEASE!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB!!!It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!The secret boss's name is Jevil which can be a play on the words jester and devil. Judging by the game's theme of cards, Jevil is based on the Joker card, which appears to be a jester.
DELTARUNE Longplay + Secret Boss | Full Playthrough with No Commentary ChairGTables 2018-11-02 | A full playthrough of the first chapter of Toby Fox's sequel to Undertale, Deltarune. This longplay goes through the pacifist route from the start to the ending, meaning that no enemies are killed through the process. I also don't think there's no genocide route to this game, as there is something along the way that prevents you from doing it. The first chapter of the game is available to download for free and might be Toby Fox's way to set up the hype for the rest of the story. This run includes the secret boss that can only be encountered under conditions that you collect certain items. This is also a no death run. Shoutouts to Undertale 2 being uploaded in Halloween.You are allowed to use any footage in this run in any way you want. There is no need to ask me for permission or give me credit. Like what did I even do? I just played the game. There's nothing special I did on this video like a world record to a speedrun. This is literally just raw footage with no edits or cuts. So go ahead and bust a nut.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesTwitch: twitch.tv/chairgtablesWhat do I think about the game? Well, I nutted really hard at the new combat system. It's really cool that you have new party members now and that you don't have to waste a turn sometimes just to perform a spare. But, wait! How can the game even present some of its cool Touhou bullet hell patterns if you can end the fight before a turn is over. Well, Toby is really good at game design and that he implemented something that allows your ACT to work twice as strong when you ACT with a party member. But you know what's cooler? My favorite 2hu bootleg, Yuuto Ichika. I would nut to her 99x more than I did with this game, but she's a pure bootleg of Patchouli Knowledge. Bootlegs deserve love and care too you know. Grand Dad as a bootleg is nothing compared to her. But if I'm releasing a game with her in it on Steam called Super Ledgehop, does this mean she's still a bootleg? I think she's still a bootleg but I really love her. It makes my pants explode so hard that the atomic particles of the environment transforms and we experience another evolution where we become so smart that schools become obselete. Wait, you're watching this while you are at school? Hey, pay attention in class. I don't care if this was released on a weekday when you're in school, show some respect to your teacher! They're humans too, so at least try to make their job a bit enjoyable. Me? I already graduated college. Work? Pfft, I wish I was properly employed but here I am just sitting at home making meme games and nutting 24/7. Please hire me! I'll program anything for you! I'm really hungry! Please! I need work! Please!!!It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)It’s the Nutshack!Hoo-ugh!Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,Horatio the Horat so bigga!Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladies.Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,But that’s not happenin’, either!Shake it like a seizure, hold up,Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)Breathe that reefer in my lungs.I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)It’s the Nutshack!It’s the Nutshack!
DELTARUNE - Why a True Genocide Route is Impossible to do ChairGTables 2018-11-01 | I'm pretty sure that when you guys got your hands on Toby Fox's Undertale sequel, Deltarune, you had on your mind how the genocide route would turn out in this game. And when you did get the chance to try it, you find yourself unable to kill anything at all. In fact, that is what the game is preventing you to do. But why? Just watch the video and close out all of those nasty doujins on your other tabs. We're gonna check out what's going on with the Deltarune Chapter 1 and why it seems like it is forcing you to do a pacifist route.Twitter: twitter.com/ChairGTablesTwitch: twitch.tv/chairgtablesCheck out this game I'm developing: store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_LaserPlease don't tell me you spent your entire Halloween playing Undertale 2 just like I did. Why did I do this? The game feels pretty short that it feels like something I wanna speedrun just for the heck out of it. I ain't doing it to make theories. Then again, I don't know how to do all of those dialogue skips in the original Undertale game, and I'm not sure if it applies here as well. I mean, I guess I could have done some practice runs but I ended up checking out some new Touhou doujins. There's this Futo one and WHOAAAAAAAA IT MADE MY SHIRT GET BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENS. I IMMEDIATELY STOPPED EVERYTHING I WAS DOING. I SUPLEXED THE CHICKEN I THAWED OUT BACK INTO THE FREEZER AGAIN BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT'S UP. I GRAZED MYSELF SO MANY TIMES THAT I got pretty hungry and just ordered food. Rip my money again. What have I done? Please. Get my game too on Steam. Actually better yet. Please give me a jobbbbbbb. I'll program anything for you. Even if it's just a dumb website where you click on your waifu's head to give them a headpat. Or a program where you just flush the toilet. I don't care. Just give me burgers and save meeee from unemploymenttttt!!!
