FEGELEIN.APV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-04-03 | He's the one being blamed for getting dial-up. Seriously, dude, get Verizon..Veg replace from theFXexpert26's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFnrl-u_Jco
I Finally Had Time to Make Six Seconds Worth of Material Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-11-07 | Also, I have a vine for random short stuff like this: vine.co/u/1274587627617656832If you're wondering where I've been, please realize that college is hard and time-consuming. Once Christmas comes, I shall return in a fuller form.
Turn on the Telly [Michael Rosen YTPMV] Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-08-03 | Check out StomperYoshi's remix of this song! youtube.com/watch?v=BICGCTs23sYThat program's called, "Michael Rosen Builds His Own Telly".Boy, I had fun making this one.
Im doing one of those Q&A things Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-08-02 | Ask questions. Any questions. I'll answer them sometime during the third week of August.
Well, OK then. [The Five Hundred and Fifty Followers Festival] Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-07-22 | Who knew that more than 500 people would also like the strange videos that I make? I never would have guessed. Thanks for watching, as you always do. You make my heart sing.
The Michael Rosen ElectroFunk Rap [Michael Rosen YTPMV] Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-05-13 | An electro-funk-inspired approach to an old favorite of all of ours, the Michael Rosen Rap. Now in full color! Check out 256PiMusic's MIDI cover of this song! youtube.com/watch?v=xNIMFKYBDSgBeen a while since I'd done something Rosen-related. The tune is mine, and Michael Rosen is...well, himself I guess.
Turnt Tables and Tangled Tenders feat. BaiocoIslandFilms Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-03-18 | "Well, well," said Gordon, "Are you playing roundabouts?"This is a collaboration between me and BaiocoIslandFilms, a very fine YTPer dedicated to Thomas. Highly recommend subbing him if you haven't already: youtube.com/user/BaiocoIslandFilms
Are You Serious, Henry? Whaaaat? Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2015-01-12 | Srsly. You're disgusting.First Thomas poop in a looong time. Well overdue.
Get Your Toenails Here - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2014-12-26 | Happy Holidays! Hey, is anyone here? Hello? Man, it's been too long...but for those of you who stop by, thanks! Leave me a comment or something, and I'll probably say something back. Another unfinished project of mine that I decided to finish over break from college.
Montage Parodies: YTPs in Disguise? (Plus a Project Update) Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-12-30 | Yeah, that project of mine is going to get done. Eventually.Links to the videos (in order):youtube.com/watch?v=_zxF1Gxy2AY&feature=youtu.beyoutube.com/watch?v=pAnnR5Y7klc
Announcements: Operation Intro 2.0 and New Things (?) Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-10-13 | No description. Just watch the freakin' video. Sheesh....
Cats HATE Him! Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-09-05 | He never did seem to get along well with the cat society, did he? No matter, MOAR THOMAS!
Hitler Was Speaking Gibberish Anyway Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-07-26 | Ver Seats Sí!So this is something I came up with in my spare hours between my jobs. It sucks, I know. Just try to enjoy it, kay? Kay.The song is "It's Raining" by Konstantinos (delioglou on YouTube; song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4tb7e-5ZKQ). He makes some awesome electronic/new age music--I suggest giving him a sub.
He Went To the Toilet Store - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-07-12 | It's short, but I finally made something with Thomas again...enjoy it, if you dare.Dang, uploaded this at 3 AM? What am I doing with my life?Made specifically for the second round of BenderPictures' YTP Standoff competition. It's gonna be so dynamic! Check out the latest video for the contest and see who I'm up against here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqwoSxFou-gYeah, I DID steal a scene from the asdfmovie series. What of it?
The Real Princesses of Hannahs Pictures of Kanye - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-06-10 | Entry for plasticfishtank's Disney Channel collab. Between two jobs, this took too long to finish. Also, my style has totally changed.
The Michael Rosen Beatbox - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-05-18 | THERE IS SOME INTERESTING INFO IN THIS DESCRIPTIONThis was a lost project that I had started last summer, but due to college and other aspects of life, I didn't finish it until now. As far as I know, no one else has done a YTPMV using only drum-sounding samples, so my original intention was to see how people would react to something like this. I was originally inspired by Animusic's "Gyro Drums" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ATEH4wzrQ). If you're a fellow YTPMV creator, I suggest listening to some more of Animusic's stuff, because they have some great music. My YTPMV has three different rhythms; tell me which one you like best, if you have a favorite. As always, thanks for watching!
Operation Introduction 2.0: New Horizons Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-04-26 | Youchew thread: http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/108815-im-going-to-show-some-people-a-collection-of-ytps-and-see-what-they-thinkAfter I finished Operation Introduction, I had always considered the possibility of doing a follow-up experiment. I've now decided to do it, but I do need some help. If you like this idea, please like/favorite/share/do anything you can to let other poopers know. I'd really like to get support for this before going too far.
I Found My Old Friends Underneath My Pillow - A YTP Short Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-04-22 | Pulled this off in an afternoon. Apparently I still got some of it. Took a while to download all those clips though.
From the Depths of the Abandoned Mansion: A Special Message from TelstarLogisticsYTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2013-04-13 | Hello? Anyone there? HelLO?*sigh* It's been a while, hasn't it?
Bush the Putton.APV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-06-21 | .Veg replace from 1Superchops because I need an upload and something to promote my next project, another Rosen YTPMV (watch till the end for the sneak peak).
Sing Me That Song About the Mail - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-04-08 | My own entry for the classic YTPMV collab.
The Classic YTPMV Collab Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-04-08 | YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO READ THE DESCRIPTION BELOW.Special thanks to FishTitan64 for that Michael Rosen bit at the beginning. Thanks to all those who submitted entries. Disclaimer: If your entry was not accepted to the final video, it was most likely because (1) your entry did not meet certain requirements specified in the collab and/or (2) it was not meet the quality standards I set for this collab. Focusing on the second aspect, there were quite a few entries I decided to eliminate from the final cut because they would have frankly made my collab a piece of garbage. If you want to know why your entry wasn't accepted, you can send me a private message, but don't whine about it in the comments. I don't care to hear it.On a positive note, I did receive some really nice entries. You guys really showed some originality, and each YTPMV is different in its own way. The cool thing is that you pushed the limits of what a classic YTPMV really is and got really creative, and I will proudly say that this is one of the most unique collabs I have seen. Links to the channels of those who participated:http://www.youtube.com/user/BaiocoIslandFilmshttp://www.youtube.com/user/FishTitan64http://www.youtube.com/user/GreatBritishTurdhttp://www.youtube.com/user/youthboy14http://www.youtube.com/user/TelstarLogisticsYTP
Julian Smiths Definite Bookjab.APV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-03-30 | .Veg replace from one of 1Superchops' videos. Check out his stuff if you haven't yet, he's got some great stuff. Also filler while putting together the classic YTPMV collab.
Operation Introduction - What the General Public Thinks of YouTube Poop Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-03-09 | Finally Operation Introduction is complete and the results are compiled in this video for all to see. Apologies to those who waited so long for this.As I mentioned at the end of the video, one participant liked what he saw so much that he now has his own channel so that he can favorite YTPs, subscribe to poopers (SporeDotCam being among his favorites), etc. I suggest giving him a warm welcome to the community. Link to his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Brady252016Fourth time I tried to upload this.
WordGirl Prices Captain HuggyFace on Antiques Rudeshow - A YTP Short Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-02-27 | My own entry to the PBS Collab, which you can watch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB9zyz-k_fw
Rainbow Dash Ruins Her Ideas About Percentage - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-02-23 | I SUGGEST READING THE DESCRIPTION.First off, let me say that I am neither a brony nor a hater. I am a YouTube Pooper, which means I treat all sources equally and don't embrace a certain source for my work. Although I may prefer to work with different sources, I am open to use any and all sources. The simple fact that I have created a video with MLP:FiM clips does not automatically make me a brony, nor am I trying to imply that I hate those who watch the show.With that being said, this video serves two purposes. First, I have a small bet with my friend who happens to be a brony. My position is that anything pony-related will probably get more views than any other videos I've posted, solely because it is pony-related. My friend argues that this is not always the case--it all depends on the quality of the work. So I basically made this YTPMV to see if I could prove him wrong (which, to him, wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing).Second, I wanted to make a more classic YTPMV. If you are someone who is fairly new to YTPMVs in general, you may not know that the earlier YTPMVs were fairly simple with no pitch shifting and not many visuals, back when MrSimon aka electricthecheese created the first one in 2007, I believe it was. I highly doubt that anyone has made a classic YTPMV of MLP:FiM, as I have seen many pony YTPMVs. Granted, some of the ones I've seen are fairly well-done, but I thought I would take a more traditional approach. So this is also my tribute to electricthecheese and the others who pioneered in YTPMVs.
FAMISHNESS.APV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-02-20 | Maybe someday, if you keep it up, you'll get your name on the walk of fame too.
What Did You Say My Subscriber Count Was Again? Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-02-09 | So I found out I got 100 subs....
Michael Rosen Burnt His Tongue While Eating - YTP Tennis Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-02-03 | Seriously Michael, just blow on it till it's cool, just cool.Round 3 with guitarocker100. Sorry this took so long.]On another note, why does this tennis keep getting the same thumbnail?
So Much to Do and So Little Time - A YTP Short Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-19 | For guitarocker100's 8 second collab.
Operation Introduction Update: Still Working, Plus A Spoiler Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-18 | See all the "ums" I have to take out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POqhDfDQoWIBrady's channel (he hasn't done much with it yet btw):http://www.youtube.com/user/Brady252016
Victor.APV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-14 | Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y469rFDlPVQ It occurs at 1:50 or so.
Michael Rosen Hates Idaho Potatoes - YTP Tennis Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-13 | Round 1 with guitarocker100. One of my worst videos. As you can probably tell, my strength isn't in the fast-paced visual style.
Meet Eileen - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-13 | I was actually working on this Rosen YTPMV at the same time as Being Quiet for Dummies. I ended up finishing that one first, but only recently did I take this one up again and finished it. Personally, I like this one better than my first one, since I took some extra time to improve the audio and prevent it from popping and crackling. This video partly inspired by Animusic's "Pipe Dream 2", which you can watch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ySRK3poq8 I really think that YTPMVers should check some of Animusic's stuff out, they have some great songs.I think I'm done creating YTPMVs for a while, but if you have a suggestion as to which one of Rosen's poems you'd like to see set to music like this, then let me know. I'd be more than happy to.Note: I'm not much a visual person when it comes to YTPMVs. I concentrate more on the music, which is why the visuals suck.
Being Quiet for Dummies, By Michael Rosen - A YTPMV Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2012-01-02 | Well, it's 2012 now, another year, and I need an upload to start things off. So I'm bringing you my first YTPMV, which has very little visuals (if any) and has poor timing. Anyway, I don't really know if this should be a classic or modern YTPMV. I tried to combine elements from each kind, so hope you enjoy, and hope you have a prosperous new year.
So You Wanted to Make a Christmas Special - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-12-21 | My attempt at a Christmas special. Quite honestly, I think I could have done better than this, but I am happy to note that this is the first Thomas poop I made in Vegas.Happy Hanukkah.
Why Wont Anyone Publish Rosens The Hypnotizer? - YTP Tennis Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-12-08 | Seriously, those are great poems and stories..who wouldn't want to publish them? I know that I would...Round 6 with 1Superchops. I found myself forcing things a bit toward the end because I was running out of ideas. Also I had a thing for YTPMV clips this time.
Michael Rosen Eats a Green Potato Chip - YTP Tennis Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-28 | Silly Michael, don't you know that if you eat a green potato chip, you'll have seizures until you die? Round 4 with 1Superchops. Apologies for the wait, I was away (unexpectedly) for most of last week. This is pretty good tennis in my opinion.
Michael Rosen Tells ALL the Stories! - An Absolutely Pointless Video Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-21 | All at once. Not including the new poems. Took 4 hours to render in Vegas for some reason or another.
Update on Operation Introduction Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-16 | I've got the videos, all I need is the people.Vids for this experiment:Bill Cosby Sells His Soul for Pudding (AbsoluteBillion)Stay Here While I Bash Koopa Football Players (electricthecheese)An Eggnoggian Reminiscence Through Days of Yore (MrTennek)Stromboli Collects Youtube Poop (Waxonator/Waxination)Link Concocts a Dessert at 4 in the Morning (DinnerWarrior)Rainbow Trololol (EnigmaEvocative)It's a Good Thing I Have Some Shoe Stickers (chemistryguy)Grandma Luigi's Tales from the Bad Medicine Raft (MountainDewMaNN)Mario Cancels His Facebook Account (SporeDotCam)Travis McCoil Wants to Be a Bill (DaThings1)Special thanks to:FathersShout for his suggestion for a classic poop;Stuart K Reily for putting out a video of the main YTP categories;The poopers for letting me use their videos
Rosen Worked When His Doctor Told Him to Rest - YTP Tennis Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-11 | Round 2 with 1Superchops. I did a lot of experimenting with Vegas on this.
Operation Introduction - An Experiment in the Making Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-04 | READ DESCRIPTION PLEASE:I have, for a long time, wanted to see what the general public's reaction to youtube poop would be. I don't think that most people's views on YTP are too accurate, since they probably watched only one video and got their opinions from that. Therefore, I want to show about 10 people different YTPs and have them give their thoughts on them (these results would be published in a later video). Please watch to find out how you could help me (and no, I'm not asking for money).
Lunch Is My Favorite Period Too - A YTP Short Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-11-01 | SOME INFO FOR EVERYONE BELOW:My first request, courtesy of BangCoaches. I'll be making short poops like this (requested or not) while working on longer (and better) videos. If you have suggestions, comment or message me, and I'll be more than willing to do them.Oh, happy Late Halloween everyone.
Michaels Secret Adventure in Our Community - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-10-07 | Check Out Michael's Channel!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/bagofplums147For the first-ever Michael Rosen collaboration (kudos to MamaLuigi005). Mr. Rosen tells us about his contribution to the Youtube Poop community and why his channel doesn't exist anymore.Complete transcript for those who can't understand heavy sentence micksing:YOUTUBE POOP: When I was 48, I saw my first Youtube Poop. I start laughing (laughing). *Nice* Did you know that there are 231 Youtube Poops?It's just one of his tricks...I think it's fantastic! Once, me and my brother watched The Sky Had a Weegee. I don't think it's funny, but my brother was still snorting away like mad (snorting). Then I said, "You're a two-year-old spadinner plum." And then he started crying. We never saw him again.I made my first Youtube channel, bagofplums147. Then I made my first Youtube poop, The King's Hot Dinner. But no one saw my poop. It's probably because it's horrible. At the end of the week I started getting better and my poops started getting better jokes. I friended cs188 and got 148 subs. You know, people say to me, "If that's true, how come bagofplums147 is dead?" Fair enough, I'll tell you. It's because, when I made my rabbit poop.... "Would you believe it!" It's Viacom!No more poops....
Marriage Cant Be Taught At Sea - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-10-04 | For superspyro3000's Disney Collab. Seriously, who thinks a marriage class is a good idea? Especially since they're still considered underage? But that's the world of Disney Channel, folks. There ain't another one like it.
Monsieur Contrôleur de Graisses Needs Hearing Aids - A YTP Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-09-20 | Gordo, Henri, and Tomás send ear rape to the Contrôleur for Christmas, but he bites back by trying to flag a video of a mentally-depraved dog who hosts his own TV show.This actually might have turned out to be a lost project had it not been for Vegas crashing multiple times. The featured movie was created with Vegas, and the rest with my regular, run-of-the-mill programs. Probably won't top Eduardo's Singing Debut, but that's OK.
Who Is That Man Behind the Computer With the Weird Scientific-Sounding Channel Name? Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-09-08 | No, I'm not going to spill out my whole life, I was just bored so I made an introduction that I might use in future poops. As I said, I was bored, this is bad, and it took 10 minutes to make with WMM.
The Wiggles Threaten Private Property and Security - A YTP Short Telstar Logistics, Inc. 2011-09-06 | Anthony gives a lecture on proper procedures for murder, but fails to brainwash the others into his theory.
