Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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0:00 - Intro
1:22 - Everything Went Swimmingly, Right Chat?
1:40 - Fart Gate
2:37 - Marche Broke The Illusion
3:50 - What Should This Episode Be About?
5:35 - 2 Truths and A Lie
8:20 - Viewer Submitted “Would You Rather?”
8:30 - No Color Or No Music?
10:30 - Know When Or How You'll Die?
11:55 - Quit The Podcast Or Streaming?
12:14 - Adding A Third Co Host // Partner
16:00 - Talk To Future Or Past Self?
19:00 - Pet Dinosaur Or Dragon?
20:03 - 200% Better At One Thing Or 30% Better At Everything?
22:08 - Photographic Memory Or Future Sight?
23:35 - Blind Or Deaf For Immortality?
24:30 - The Cuck Dilemma
25:23 - Knowing When Someone Is Lying Vs. Believing Every Lie?
29:35 - Marrying A Boring Or Intense Person?
35:07 - Favorite Pokémons
40:40 - Why Rae Moves A Lot
43:10 - Used Underwear Or Toothbrushes?
43:27 - Shaving Bald Or Pixie Cut Forever?
46:30 - Rae’s Cheating Ex Story
51:20 - Post-Japan Depression
52:10 - Lisa’s Aura Changed
54:22 - Lisa’s Celibacy Arc
55:29 - Moving To Hawaii Vs. Staying In Vegas?
56:21 - Let's Move To Japan!
1:02:15 - Outro

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