Uploaded October 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Pizza, it's the world record of Celeste pizza speedrunning because nobody has done a Speedrun in this specific category... of the real life frozen dinner variety.

(The intention was that I opened the side ahead of time, and slid it out. I was making these for dinner, and the inspiration came to me to be ridiculous. It was only supposed to be a few seconds! The corner got stuck in manufacturing! This wasn't intended, but nobody will believe me, so just pretend I'm some weird mastermind that scripted this!)