Uploaded February 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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A rap retelling of "Luna Eclipsed" to the beat of Eminem's "Without Me." I first made and uploaded this song almost a year ago, but it had shit audio. I did a rerelease in October, but still with a bad instrumental of the original song. Now, finally, I've created a high-quality version of the song!

Download: soundcloud.com/digibrony/without-luna-final

Lyrics:

Two Canterlot ponies stuck on the moon

Guess who's back... back again... Luna's back... tell a friend

I must just be a monster
'Cause nopony wants to see Nightmare no more, they want Luna, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Luna, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of LOUDNESS from the royal sister
Some nightmares that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than the shock
Rainbow Dash got at the hospital when she stopped
Sitting around and started reading
Figured out Daring Do's really captivating
You waited this long to stop debating
Well I'm back, the fun has been doubled, and some still hating
I know that you're having fun miss Pinkie
But your manic antics are aggravating
So the CMC's all scared of me
Won't let me be me, so help me please
I tried to shut down Nightmare Night you see
But they felt so empty without me, so
Whatever kids, I'll do it for kicks
After all, they seem to love it, especially Pip
But get ready, 'cause this night's about to get scary
'Cause I'm gonna let her out, here comes NIGHTMARE BABY!

(chorus (X2))
Now this looks like a night for me
So everypony, don't run and scream
Show a little love for the royal we
'Cause you'd feel so empty without me

Little stallions, call off the battalions
I'm rockin' this fun, think I've won some medallions
Been in prison years counted in thousands
'till someone came along on a mission and yelled, "FRIEND!"
A visionary, Twilight is scary
A friendship revolution
She tells me come down to her level
First just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everypony kissin' my (flank)
But it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
That you could see so little of my face you're scared of me
Well I'm back, princess Luna Luna Luna Luna
Makin' my debut no soona soona soona soona
Spiders I'm tossin, apples I'm bobbin', like a winner
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, best princess non-Celestine
Done resting in your kids' fears and nesting
(TESTING, ATTENTION PONIES)
Feel the tension every time I'm on the screen
An announcement - a royal decree
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!

(chorus (X2))

Ya'll better back it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anypony whose makin' children frantic
Rainbow Dash, kid, you gon' get your cloud kicked
Worse than these little Pinkie Pie antics and
Twilight, well I guess you are alright
Even dressed up as a couple-thousand-year-old guy
But Fluttershy, come on now, let go
It's over, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM NOT NIGHTMARE?
Let's be fair, just gimme a signal
Anytime that my royal voice comes off as an insult
I've been gone - on the moon for so long
I kinda don't even know where I'm going wrong
But sometimes, it just seems
Everypony only wants to run from me
Well this must mean that I'm frightening
What do you see that's so obscene?
Well I'm not the real queen of Equestria
I'm not the worst thing since Trollestia
Who used her student so selfishly
But I'm just glad her friendship helped me
Hey! There's a concept that works
Concentrated friendship in magical bursts
Now I hope that the magic can make them see
They would feel so empty without me

(chorus (X2))