Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
!WARNING: May cause explicit language!
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This is my ACTUAL first rap battle I did.
I tried to do a whole 4-season parody of Epic Rap Battles of History, but that didn’t really go well.
So happy birthday to me.
VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
strawpoll.com/w4nWW8PzlnA
CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Everyone
CREW:
Written & Produced by Christopher Carbery
Beat produced by EDXBeats
LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Willy Wonka
VERSUS!
King Dedede!
BEGIN!
King Dedede:
CHANNEL DDD! SUP Y'ALL!!
I'll make you wish that your books weren't created by Ronald Dahl!
An golden ticket tour last time? With 5 kids?
Named Mike, Violet, Veruca, Augustus, and Charlie? NO $@&$!
Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder? I don't care!
I would rather use Escargoon to knock you high up in the air!
Never mess with kings! Or they will $&@$ you up!
Waddle Dees! Attack! I just had fricking enough!
Willy Wonka:
WAIT! Not so fast, penguin freak!
You're a disgrace for everyone at Cappy Town, even Kirby!
You and him fight each other to get food back in the Gourmet Race!
I mean, what else can I say?
Stop ordering monsters to kill Kirby! They never work!
You're just the heartless king of jealousy! I'm a best miracle worker!
@$&@$! I hope you're the best when you're in a bathtub, too!
OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BA-DE DOO!
King Dedede:
Me? The king of jealousy? YOU'RE the one who's jealous!
Watch me grab another hammer and do an double clobber-i-ness!
Sorry, Wet Willy, but you lost your chance!
One more thing. You can have MY BIG GAY DANCE!
Willy Wonka:
You can't come with me in a world of Pure Imagination!
Can't ya tell? This is your entire humilation!
So, OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BEH-DA DEE!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!
Oompa-Loompas:
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for.
That we can't ever deny.
Because he yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how Escargoon tried.
He deserve a raise, but alas, you refuse.
And all you gave him are bumps and bruises!
You're a grouch, and a grump. We gotta say!
Willy Wonka:
We hope Escargoon or Kirby will be a better king someday!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *Willy Wonka sang opera*
RAP! *Dedede does big gay dance*
BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
!WARNING: May cause explicit language!
-
This is my ACTUAL first rap battle I did.
I tried to do a whole 4-season parody of Epic Rap Battles of History, but that didn’t really go well.
So happy birthday to me.
VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
strawpoll.com/w4nWW8PzlnA
CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Everyone
CREW:
Written & Produced by Christopher Carbery
Beat produced by EDXBeats
LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Willy Wonka
VERSUS!
King Dedede!
BEGIN!
King Dedede:
CHANNEL DDD! SUP Y'ALL!!
I'll make you wish that your books weren't created by Ronald Dahl!
An golden ticket tour last time? With 5 kids?
Named Mike, Violet, Veruca, Augustus, and Charlie? NO $@&$!
Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder? I don't care!
I would rather use Escargoon to knock you high up in the air!
Never mess with kings! Or they will $&@$ you up!
Waddle Dees! Attack! I just had fricking enough!
Willy Wonka:
WAIT! Not so fast, penguin freak!
You're a disgrace for everyone at Cappy Town, even Kirby!
You and him fight each other to get food back in the Gourmet Race!
I mean, what else can I say?
Stop ordering monsters to kill Kirby! They never work!
You're just the heartless king of jealousy! I'm a best miracle worker!
@$&@$! I hope you're the best when you're in a bathtub, too!
OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BA-DE DOO!
King Dedede:
Me? The king of jealousy? YOU'RE the one who's jealous!
Watch me grab another hammer and do an double clobber-i-ness!
Sorry, Wet Willy, but you lost your chance!
One more thing. You can have MY BIG GAY DANCE!
Willy Wonka:
You can't come with me in a world of Pure Imagination!
Can't ya tell? This is your entire humilation!
So, OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BEH-DA DEE!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!
Oompa-Loompas:
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for.
That we can't ever deny.
Because he yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how Escargoon tried.
He deserve a raise, but alas, you refuse.
And all you gave him are bumps and bruises!
You're a grouch, and a grump. We gotta say!
Willy Wonka:
We hope Escargoon or Kirby will be a better king someday!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *Willy Wonka sang opera*
RAP! *Dedede does big gay dance*
BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
