Uploaded November 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Clip at the end of the stream: twitch.tv/videos/718665271

SCRIPT:

Twas the end of Stamina RPG 4, which was quite the b****
Not a gamer was streaming, not even on Twitch
Tech players quadded their elevens with time to spare
In hopes anyone in the stamina community would actually care
The foffers had wiggled twenty-sevens with a dice-roll
On their way to the spreadsheet, they were, with an @sidro
The real stamina players, tired as they were
Would never recover from the injuries they did endure
And a weary Archi, from coding he was sick
Was ready to bring the RPG to an end, with a click
When in #stamina-general arose such a clatter
I stopped reading sonic fanfics to see what was the matter
Yutsi, a buff vegan zoomer who always eats beans
Declared he wanted to pass his first nineteen, on stream
“Across The Solar System, an hour long marathon”; ‘twas a reach
So we all tuned in to troll him on text-to-speech
As the marathon went on, he ached, he frett
But worst of all his feet stuck to the pad from the sweat
With no furniture polish in reach, he was burning his feet
As he yelled for his mom, he began to overheat
Dom in the chat, shared an idea with much gall
“Tell me your mom’s phone number. I’ll give her a call.”
Yutsi thought carefully about what this could mean
Was it really okay to say his mom’s phone number on stream?
In a desperate situation, as his life declined
He read out her phone number, one number at a time
With digits in hand, Dom sprang into action
And when Yutsi’s mom answered it was clear there was attraction
“I never knew my son was friends with such a chad”
And this is how Dom became Yutsi’s step dad
After Dom and Yutsi’s mom had finished their seduction
She rushed to the basement for her son’s friction reduction
His center panel was slippery, all was now okay
But he still had thirty minutes of one-eighty stream to play
He played and he played, his heart rate at max
“I’m gonna ninetoooon!” he said with a climax
With 20 measures to go, Matt asked a question of everyone:
“Wait is he doing it -- or is he on life one?”
Life one? Life one! A setting Yutsi was changing before
Because he was getting misses and wayoffs galore
Panic set in, but still a few measures remain
“I'm gonna k*** myself if I'm on life one” he said in pain
And when the song was completed, he saw plain as day
He was on life one, so his first nineteen did decay
“Dude I'm seriously never playing again.” He said as he ended the stream
Yutsi’s my favorite streamer. The funniest s*** -- I’d ever seen