Uploaded December 2019 | Updated September 2026, 15 hours ago
Greetings from Russia! I am a single Russian man who is looking for a foreign bride here. I usually advertise myself or at least joke to make a good impression on you. My task is to attract the attention of a female audience for dating Russian men.
But today I am going to do the opposite. I am telling you why you should not even think about online dating a Russian man. Why am I so frank today? Because I want to save your and my time.
Firstly, Dating a Russian man? I want a serious relationship. Therefore, if you are just curious, then do not write to me. Better go to the zoo. You probably know that there are so-called petting zoos. These are places where you can touch, stroke and scratch defenseless animals. Mock raccoons. Or call a skunk by my name and scratch his back until he spoils the air because of pleasure.
Secondly, to date a Russian man is not easy. Online dating involves a further meeting in real life. This means that we must come to visit each other. If this idea scares you so much that you have already lost consciousness and urinated, then do not write to me. I am also not the bravest man in the world. Why do we need to communicate at all? What will two cowards do together? If your panties are wet right now because of the mere thought that you will have to go to faraway Russia, then imagine how scared you will be when you see me without clothes.
Thirdly, dating a Russian man must has its continuation. I want to have a family. Yes, a wife and children. I understand that it sounds monstrous. One girl stopped talking to me after I had started discussing future life together with her. If you are ready to scream and shoot at passers-by from the mere thought that one day you will become the wife of a Russian man or the mother of little Russians, then do not write me a letter.
But if you are not afraid of these points, then I congratulate you. You have just passed the test. And you can write me a letter. From Russia with love!
Greetings from Russia! I am a single Russian man who is looking for a foreign bride here. I usually advertise myself or at least joke to make a good impression on you. My task is to attract the attention of a female audience for dating Russian men.
But today I am going to do the opposite. I am telling you why you should not even think about online dating a Russian man. Why am I so frank today? Because I want to save your and my time.
Firstly, Dating a Russian man? I want a serious relationship. Therefore, if you are just curious, then do not write to me. Better go to the zoo. You probably know that there are so-called petting zoos. These are places where you can touch, stroke and scratch defenseless animals. Mock raccoons. Or call a skunk by my name and scratch his back until he spoils the air because of pleasure.
Secondly, to date a Russian man is not easy. Online dating involves a further meeting in real life. This means that we must come to visit each other. If this idea scares you so much that you have already lost consciousness and urinated, then do not write to me. I am also not the bravest man in the world. Why do we need to communicate at all? What will two cowards do together? If your panties are wet right now because of the mere thought that you will have to go to faraway Russia, then imagine how scared you will be when you see me without clothes.
Thirdly, dating a Russian man must has its continuation. I want to have a family. Yes, a wife and children. I understand that it sounds monstrous. One girl stopped talking to me after I had started discussing future life together with her. If you are ready to scream and shoot at passers-by from the mere thought that one day you will become the wife of a Russian man or the mother of little Russians, then do not write me a letter.
But if you are not afraid of these points, then I congratulate you. You have just passed the test. And you can write me a letter. From Russia with love!
