Uploaded August 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Seriously, parents & people who 'think of the children.' You have got to have better things to do. Like meditate, or spin in a circle, or get in a hot tub, or get a massage -- all of which may alter your attitude (here's a secret: that's what it means to get 'high') and/or change your perspective. Which, if you were buying this load of scaremongering propaganda, you probably need, seeing as you are at best an ossified and useless irrelevance, and at worst an abusive asshole. How about going hiking -- maybe with your kids? When was the last time you hung out with your kids? If you harangue them, it doesn't count. If you guilt-trip them, it doesn't count. If you threaten them, it doesn't count. If you put them down, it doesn't count. How about you try listening?
NEWSFLASH:
YOUR CHILDREN DO NOT BELONG TO YOU.
THEY BELONG TO THEMSELVES.
THEIR MINDS ARE THEIR OWN.
Try being their friends.
Friendship, like love, is between equals.
Seriously, parents & people who 'think of the children.' You have got to have better things to do. Like meditate, or spin in a circle, or get in a hot tub, or get a massage -- all of which may alter your attitude (here's a secret: that's what it means to get 'high') and/or change your perspective. Which, if you were buying this load of scaremongering propaganda, you probably need, seeing as you are at best an ossified and useless irrelevance, and at worst an abusive asshole. How about going hiking -- maybe with your kids? When was the last time you hung out with your kids? If you harangue them, it doesn't count. If you guilt-trip them, it doesn't count. If you threaten them, it doesn't count. If you put them down, it doesn't count. How about you try listening?
NEWSFLASH:
YOUR CHILDREN DO NOT BELONG TO YOU.
THEY BELONG TO THEMSELVES.
THEIR MINDS ARE THEIR OWN.
Try being their friends.
Friendship, like love, is between equals.
