Uploaded January 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Behold, Rockotar the Movie AKA I spend and hour talking about a bad Disney sequel movie. Wreck-it Ralph 2, Ralph Breaks the Internet.

Schaffrillas's Video if you want to watch that one too - youtube.com/watch?v=SFHgE8kuPTs

Channel Makers Algorithm Video - youtube.com/watch?v=R0c_Qf4Wlbo
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Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/rockotar

My Patreon if you want to support me - patreon.com/Rockotar

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All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use
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Music used in order of appearance -

Termina Field - LoZ: Majora's Mask
Overworld - New Super Mario Bros Wii
Flopside - Super Paper Mario
Meta Knight's Revenge - Super Smash Bros Brawl
Title Theme - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Agh Won Goph in Mah Mouph Blecht Ptooey! - Fire Emblem Awakening
Koopa's Tycoon Town - Mario Party 8
What Can You Do? - Fire Emblem Fates
Moo Moo Farm/Yoshi Valley - Mario Kart 64
Mogma Theme - LoZ: Skyward Sword
Mr. Goofwrench - Toontown Online
Contest of Pride - Fire Emblem Fates
Prime Time (Studiopolis Zone Act 2) - Sonic Mania
Piano Zombie - Plants VS Zombies 2
You Call This a Utopia?! - Super Smash Bros Brawl
Arena Medley - Super Smash Bros For Wii U
Warioware INC - Super Smash Bros Brawl
Fort Francis - Super Paper Mario
Overthere Stair - Super Paper Mario
A Lady's Mirror - Fire Emblem Fates
Battle Theme - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Pirate Ship - Loz: The Wind Waker
Bowser Jr's Fiery Flotilla - Super Mario Galaxy 2
Bowser Battle - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Battle Against a Machine - Earthbound
Edge of Adversity - Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Inescapable Fate - Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Adversity - Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Porky's Porkies - Mother 3
Fight On! - Final Fantasy 7
Dangerous Dinner - Kirby's Return to Dreamland
Dark Emperor Hardin - Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
Mario/Luigi/Yoshi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash
Dark Pit's Theme - Kid Icarus Uprising
Beneath a New Light - Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
Fourside - Earthbound

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0:00 - Intro
1:58 - Bad in Every Way, Even the Intro
2:52 - Ralph is Stupid Now and Vanellope is Bad as Well, That Sucks
3:56 - Ralph and Vanellope's Friendship Ruined
4:47 - Ralph Wrecks Sugar Rush
6:40 - Ralph is an Insensitive Jerk Now Too
7:42 - The Comedy Sucks, Felix and Callhoun Thrown in the Trash, and EBOY Scene
10:02 - Ralph and Vanellope Enter the Internet
11:56 - Knowsmore, Auction, and Tantrum
14:06 - Spamley, AKA One of the Only Good Things
14:49 - Slaughter Race Shenanigans
19:18 - The Movie is Too Long and Doesn't Justify Its Length
20:19 - Ralph Pity Party and Harsh Judgement of Shank
22:10 - Everything About BuzzTube and Ralph's Internet Success is Wrong
25:21 - That's Not How Algorithms Work!
26:39 - PAINFULLY Stupid Scene
27:31 - Terrible Oh My Disney and Princess Scenes
31:44 - Ralph Forces People to Watch His Videos
32:38 - Abysmal Comment Section Scene
35:28 - Vanellope's Cringe Song About Going Turbo
38:00 - Ralph Spying Scene Breaks Me and My Patience
40:28 - Dark Web and Insecurity Virus Nonsense
42:45 - Idiotic Breakup scene
44:47 - The Ralph Viruses Are Stupid and Don't Make Any Sense
47:15 - Why the Theme and Ending of the Movie Fails
49:01 - Destruction is Meaningless and Has No Repercussions
50:18 - Final Scenes of this Nightmare
51:44 - Conclusion of Why this is the Worst Sequel and Nothing Works
56:33 - What I Would Do to Make the Movie Better
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