Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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I've never liked the way any mascot has ever looked at me, and since I'm convinced they're all murderous lunatics, I decided it would be good to explore how each of them would do us in.

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Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty
Edited by Jamie Lightfoot
Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators