Uploaded February 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Roses are red,
Recipes are long,
Let me show you why that's not necessarily wrong.

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Vids mentioned during the homework segment:
How to Follow a Recipe: youtu.be/zOeyz25Flzo?si=17VqupVrlZo9g75R
How to Make an Internet Shaquille Video: youtu.be/aBUy0z5HNlY?si=DwG3-UygSFhrFj0n
How to Make a Levitating Hot Dog Cooker: youtu.be/e1vriaAncQo?si=HLd1W35II4lbgtI0

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0:00-1:46 - What even is a recipe?
1:46-3:02 - Why are recipes like that?
3:02-4:15 - Surprise pancake recipe
4:15-5:01 - How To vs How I
5:01-5:55 - The Misanthrope's Take
5:55- 7:11 - Beware of Overcorrection
7:11-8:11 - War of the Averages
8:11-8:49 - Homework
8:49-9:25 - Ad for Barkley