Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago
John Pork, the internet meme flavor of the week, is here to cause nightmares for any and all alike. Meet Cassian Floros, he's an elf well beyond his ears, but he's also a streamer who's had it up to HERE with all the brainrot memes. Tung tung tung sahur? Tralelero? Skibidi? All a walk in the park. But John Pork? Now THAT's some A-tier mind-numbing media that'll turn the most raisin of brains into the smoothest of grapes. Unfortunately for Cassian, everyone seems to be willing to cash in on the meme. And that's where Shu, Luca, Vox, and Sonny come in. They're trying to call all their vtuber friends to see who's a real one. As in, they'll pick up the phone whenever or whereever - so they're calling them. And 10 people in, no dice. But once Cass shows he's a homie and picks up the phone, they hit him with the classic: "Did Tim Cheese kill John Pork?" An even better question: Who the heck is John Pork?
Sources:
Inscryption [streamed 19/May/2025]: youtube.com/watch?v=YXqIOBV-YIE
Eating Offcollab [streamed 19/May/2025]: youtube.com/watch?v=TFqVsZdwzHU
Channels:
Cassian Floros: youtube.com/channel/UC9mydBOLdL6-Fp61paK68Tw
Shu Yamino: youtube.com/channel/UCG0rzBZV_QMP4MtWg6IjhEA
Luca Kaneshiro: youtube.com/channel/UC7Gb7Uawe20QyFibhLl1lzA
Vox Akuma: youtube.com/channel/UCckdfYDGrjojJM28n5SHYrA
Sonny Brisko: youtube.com/channel/UCuuAb_72QzK0M1USPMEl1yw
First Stage Production (aka Ichipro) is a vtuber agency established by REALITY Studios Incorporated - a Japanese company. Vtubers is short for the term "virtual youtubers" but has become a catch-all term for any content creator (including those outside Youtube, despite the name) who uses a virtual avatar (such as an anime character) for videos or live stream purposes.
1) Ichipro's first English generation (also known as First Stage Production English or FSP EN), Avallum, consists of Gale Galleon, Cassian Floros, Lucien Lunaris, Zander Netherbrand, and Rosco Graves - a pirate captain, an elf sage, a vampire, an incubus, and a zombie who have joined the mortal realm to experience the joys and woes of live streaming and gaming.
2) Its second generation Ravanis consists of Malim Cendari, Atlus Zendoji, Ryzar Blazenfang, Nayuta Umbrage, and Nix Voltare - a genie, an oni (Japanese folklore demon), a dinosaur, an alien, and a cyborg.
Nijisanji (aka 2434) is a group of mostly 2D-only virtual youtubers (“Vtubers”, or “Virtual Livers” for general streaming purposes) managed by ANYCOLOR Incorporations. Its English branch, NijisanjiEN, currently consists of eleven waves: Lazulight, Obsydia, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, Iluna, Xsoleil, Krisis, TTT (These Three Troublemaking Adventurers from Another World are Actually a Comedy Troupe?!), Denauth, and By the Beat.
1) Lazulight consists of Elira, Pomu, and Finana – a solar sky dragon, a forest fairy, and a tropical mermaid respectively.
2) Obsydia consists of Selen, Rosemi, and Petra – a lunar sky dragon, a rose maiden, and a frost penguin.
3) Ethyria consists of Nina, Millie, Enna, and Reimu – a nine tailed fox, a witch (cat?), an angel (bird?), and a ghost.
4) Luxiem consists of Vox, Mysta, Ike, Luca, and Shu – a voice demon, detective, novelist, mafia boss, and a sorcerer from the past.
5) Noctyx consists of Fulgur, Sonny, Yugo, Alban, and Uki – a cyborg, officer, DJ, phantom thief, and a psychic from the future.
6) Iluna consists of Kyo, Maria, Aster, Aia, Ren, and Scarle – a cheerful guy, a chuunibyou doll, a celestial being, an angelic maiden, an alien prince, and an enchantress originating from the moon.
7) Xsoleil consists of Zaion, Doppio, Meloco, Hex, Kotoka, and Ver – members of the student council of the Institute of Infinity.
8) Krisis consists of Yu (Wilson), Vantacrow (Vanta), and Vezalius (Zali), heroes that have come to help out their fellow heroes from JP but on the EN side.
9) TTT consists of Claude, Victoria (Vivi), and Kunai – a magical cleric, a swordmaster with magical armor, and a kunoichi who wears a magical mask.
10) Denauth consists of Ryoma, Klara, and Twisty - a samurai ronin, a maid, and a young lady of prestige, who are trying to convince people that their mansion is NOT haunted.
11) By the Beat, their latest male wave, consists of Seible, Freodore, Zeal Ginjoka, and Kaelix Debonair - a bubbly & magnetic Promoter, a serious but lovable Designer, a retired beat-maker-turned Bartender, and a laid-back Bouncer respectively.
[Credits]
Music: sans.
Composer: Toby Fox
From: Undertale
youtube.com/watch?v=b2UHoGnGyvE
[Credits]
Music: The Price is Right Theme Song
From: The Price is Right
youtube.com/watch?v=nnSWvwDj0Fo
[Credits]
Music: Family Feud Theme Song (Harvey Era)
From: Family Feud
youtube.com/watch?v=4XA4TNcjoxE
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#CassianFloros #ShuYamino #LucaKaneshiro #VoxAkuma #SonnyBrisko #ROFLoros #Avallum #FSP_EN #Luxiem #Noctyx #Nijisanji_EN #にじさんじ #Vtuber #MaleVtuber
John Pork, the internet meme flavor of the week, is here to cause nightmares for any and all alike. Meet Cassian Floros, he's an elf well beyond his ears, but he's also a streamer who's had it up to HERE with all the brainrot memes. Tung tung tung sahur? Tralelero? Skibidi? All a walk in the park. But John Pork? Now THAT's some A-tier mind-numbing media that'll turn the most raisin of brains into the smoothest of grapes. Unfortunately for Cassian, everyone seems to be willing to cash in on the meme. And that's where Shu, Luca, Vox, and Sonny come in. They're trying to call all their vtuber friends to see who's a real one. As in, they'll pick up the phone whenever or whereever - so they're calling them. And 10 people in, no dice. But once Cass shows he's a homie and picks up the phone, they hit him with the classic: "Did Tim Cheese kill John Pork?" An even better question: Who the heck is John Pork?
Sources:
Inscryption [streamed 19/May/2025]: youtube.com/watch?v=YXqIOBV-YIE
Eating Offcollab [streamed 19/May/2025]: youtube.com/watch?v=TFqVsZdwzHU
Channels:
Cassian Floros: youtube.com/channel/UC9mydBOLdL6-Fp61paK68Tw
Shu Yamino: youtube.com/channel/UCG0rzBZV_QMP4MtWg6IjhEA
Luca Kaneshiro: youtube.com/channel/UC7Gb7Uawe20QyFibhLl1lzA
Vox Akuma: youtube.com/channel/UCckdfYDGrjojJM28n5SHYrA
Sonny Brisko: youtube.com/channel/UCuuAb_72QzK0M1USPMEl1yw
First Stage Production (aka Ichipro) is a vtuber agency established by REALITY Studios Incorporated - a Japanese company. Vtubers is short for the term "virtual youtubers" but has become a catch-all term for any content creator (including those outside Youtube, despite the name) who uses a virtual avatar (such as an anime character) for videos or live stream purposes.
1) Ichipro's first English generation (also known as First Stage Production English or FSP EN), Avallum, consists of Gale Galleon, Cassian Floros, Lucien Lunaris, Zander Netherbrand, and Rosco Graves - a pirate captain, an elf sage, a vampire, an incubus, and a zombie who have joined the mortal realm to experience the joys and woes of live streaming and gaming.
2) Its second generation Ravanis consists of Malim Cendari, Atlus Zendoji, Ryzar Blazenfang, Nayuta Umbrage, and Nix Voltare - a genie, an oni (Japanese folklore demon), a dinosaur, an alien, and a cyborg.
Nijisanji (aka 2434) is a group of mostly 2D-only virtual youtubers (“Vtubers”, or “Virtual Livers” for general streaming purposes) managed by ANYCOLOR Incorporations. Its English branch, NijisanjiEN, currently consists of eleven waves: Lazulight, Obsydia, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, Iluna, Xsoleil, Krisis, TTT (These Three Troublemaking Adventurers from Another World are Actually a Comedy Troupe?!), Denauth, and By the Beat.
1) Lazulight consists of Elira, Pomu, and Finana – a solar sky dragon, a forest fairy, and a tropical mermaid respectively.
2) Obsydia consists of Selen, Rosemi, and Petra – a lunar sky dragon, a rose maiden, and a frost penguin.
3) Ethyria consists of Nina, Millie, Enna, and Reimu – a nine tailed fox, a witch (cat?), an angel (bird?), and a ghost.
4) Luxiem consists of Vox, Mysta, Ike, Luca, and Shu – a voice demon, detective, novelist, mafia boss, and a sorcerer from the past.
5) Noctyx consists of Fulgur, Sonny, Yugo, Alban, and Uki – a cyborg, officer, DJ, phantom thief, and a psychic from the future.
6) Iluna consists of Kyo, Maria, Aster, Aia, Ren, and Scarle – a cheerful guy, a chuunibyou doll, a celestial being, an angelic maiden, an alien prince, and an enchantress originating from the moon.
7) Xsoleil consists of Zaion, Doppio, Meloco, Hex, Kotoka, and Ver – members of the student council of the Institute of Infinity.
8) Krisis consists of Yu (Wilson), Vantacrow (Vanta), and Vezalius (Zali), heroes that have come to help out their fellow heroes from JP but on the EN side.
9) TTT consists of Claude, Victoria (Vivi), and Kunai – a magical cleric, a swordmaster with magical armor, and a kunoichi who wears a magical mask.
10) Denauth consists of Ryoma, Klara, and Twisty - a samurai ronin, a maid, and a young lady of prestige, who are trying to convince people that their mansion is NOT haunted.
11) By the Beat, their latest male wave, consists of Seible, Freodore, Zeal Ginjoka, and Kaelix Debonair - a bubbly & magnetic Promoter, a serious but lovable Designer, a retired beat-maker-turned Bartender, and a laid-back Bouncer respectively.
[Credits]
Music: sans.
Composer: Toby Fox
From: Undertale
youtube.com/watch?v=b2UHoGnGyvE
[Credits]
Music: The Price is Right Theme Song
From: The Price is Right
youtube.com/watch?v=nnSWvwDj0Fo
[Credits]
Music: Family Feud Theme Song (Harvey Era)
From: Family Feud
youtube.com/watch?v=4XA4TNcjoxE
=================
#CassianFloros #ShuYamino #LucaKaneshiro #VoxAkuma #SonnyBrisko #ROFLoros #Avallum #FSP_EN #Luxiem #Noctyx #Nijisanji_EN #にじさんじ #Vtuber #MaleVtuber
