Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I know the question that’s secretly on everyone’s mind when they play Zelda games: “Hey, which Zelda race has the worst breath?? Scientifically??” Well FEAR NOT, because I decided to ask and answer that exact question through the power of science. In this video I’m both theorizing using facts about what causes halitosis, as well as putting it to the test by setting up an experiment where I ate the tribes’ diets and then had my friend Beverlee rate my breath! Which character would you not want to sit next to at the lunch table? Let’s find out!
Huge thanks to Beverlee for helping me out!! ✨ You can find her stuff below:
IG: instagram.com/theebeverlee
Love at First Spite on Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/100046705/love-at-first-spite
Love at First Spite on Amazon: primevideo.com/detail/0KR90KOCW3EDDW21U5ZWIQWZ39
(Also on Apple TV!)
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Editor: Anna Vanston
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All rights to "Goombanna's Outro Song" belong exclusively to Anna Vanston
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Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:23 - What Causes Bad Breath?
03:45 - Setting up the Experiment
05:26 - Choosing the Candidates
08:23 - Hylians
13:52 - Zora
17:26 - Rito
22:48 - Yiga
25:12 - Gerudo
32:03 - Gorons
37:58 - Anouki
41:57 - Experiment Results
44:36 - Outro
I know the question that’s secretly on everyone’s mind when they play Zelda games: “Hey, which Zelda race has the worst breath?? Scientifically??” Well FEAR NOT, because I decided to ask and answer that exact question through the power of science. In this video I’m both theorizing using facts about what causes halitosis, as well as putting it to the test by setting up an experiment where I ate the tribes’ diets and then had my friend Beverlee rate my breath! Which character would you not want to sit next to at the lunch table? Let’s find out!
Huge thanks to Beverlee for helping me out!! ✨ You can find her stuff below:
IG: instagram.com/theebeverlee
Love at First Spite on Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/100046705/love-at-first-spite
Love at First Spite on Amazon: primevideo.com/detail/0KR90KOCW3EDDW21U5ZWIQWZ39
(Also on Apple TV!)
✨ Patrons saw this video first! ✨
Join the exclusive group here: patreon.com/c/goombanna
👕 MERCH 👕 goombanna-shop.fourthwall.com
Subscribe for more adventures! Or, as always, feel free to check me out on:
Instagram: instagram.com/goombanna
Twitch: twitch.tv/goombanna (Streaming Weds, Sat, and Sun from 8-10 pm PST/PDT!)
Twitter: twitter.com/goombanna
TikTok: tiktok.com/@goombanna
Facebook: facebook.com/goombanna
Editor: Anna Vanston
---
All rights to "Goombanna's Outro Song" belong exclusively to Anna Vanston
---
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:23 - What Causes Bad Breath?
03:45 - Setting up the Experiment
05:26 - Choosing the Candidates
08:23 - Hylians
13:52 - Zora
17:26 - Rito
22:48 - Yiga
25:12 - Gerudo
32:03 - Gorons
37:58 - Anouki
41:57 - Experiment Results
44:36 - Outro
