Uploaded May 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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If you're here from my other theories and expecting an actual one, sorry this one's just a satirical parody.

Thanks to youtube.com/user/blackvine1 for giving me access to the deleted Cool Cat video!

Check out Cool Cat here:
coolcatlovesyou.com
twitter.com/CoolCatlovesyou
youtube.com/user/coolcatfunhouse