Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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[RESTRICTED ACCESS: CLEARANCE LEVEL 5]

URGENT SITREP:
There is no greater fear in the galaxy than watching the Major Order timer hit 0:10 while the liberation bar is stuck at 99.9%. Whether we're harvesting E-711 on Omicron or holding the line at Afoyay Bay to save the Star of Peace, every second counts.

In these moments of extreme democratic stress, Ship Master Michael Scott reminds us of the most important tactical procedure: STAY CALM. Even if you have to throw a cat into the ceiling of your Super Destroyer, do not let the Automatons or Illuminate see you sweat.

Remember: 99.9% is NOT 100%. If we lose Cyberstan because you were busy having a "fire drill," the Ministry of Truth will be having a word.

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