Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Yet another remake of my old video. Well technically not a “remake,” but consider this one more of an upgrade to the original. You’re welcome.
**Nobody was harmed during the making of this video.**
So for a few years now, I was bored one day and decided to stream some random train videos. Then I came across an old video called Desert Empire, which was a promotional film for the now-nonexistent D&RGW standard gauge railroad. Now owned by the UP. That’s when I thought: “Wait, that’s the same whistle used in The Aristocats!” So I made up that mess. Now, roughly 5 years later, that same video is now outdated, and it needed an update. So that’s what I did. Also, stop commenting “first” already, it’s getting annoying.
Link to old video: youtu.be/nzhSJktQS_0
Other films that are infamously known for using the same whistle:
- A Man Without A Star
- Pollyanna (dubbed on WP #94 for some reason)
Any other movies and TV shows worth mentioning? Let me know in the comments!
© 2025 Fast Freight Productions
Yet another remake of my old video. Well technically not a “remake,” but consider this one more of an upgrade to the original. You’re welcome.
**Nobody was harmed during the making of this video.**
So for a few years now, I was bored one day and decided to stream some random train videos. Then I came across an old video called Desert Empire, which was a promotional film for the now-nonexistent D&RGW standard gauge railroad. Now owned by the UP. That’s when I thought: “Wait, that’s the same whistle used in The Aristocats!” So I made up that mess. Now, roughly 5 years later, that same video is now outdated, and it needed an update. So that’s what I did. Also, stop commenting “first” already, it’s getting annoying.
Link to old video: youtu.be/nzhSJktQS_0
Other films that are infamously known for using the same whistle:
- A Man Without A Star
- Pollyanna (dubbed on WP #94 for some reason)
Any other movies and TV shows worth mentioning? Let me know in the comments!
© 2025 Fast Freight Productions
![[Trainz 2019] Moe Kicking Everyone Out Simpsons Remake](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LCOZsBDbQwc/mqdefault.jpg "[Trainz 2019] Moe Kicking Everyone Out Simpsons Remake
Back at it again, aren’t we folks? Well anyway, this is yet another Simpsons remake, where you guessed it, Moe kicks everyone out. Enjoy! Next time, I’ll go and get myself prepared for my next remake: Steamed Hams! Or maybe another Barney Gumble episode I dunno. Whichever one’s the shortest I guess. Anyway, stay tuned for what I got in store just as soon as I reach 9k subs or even before!
Audio Source: https://youtu.be/X6l4b1_Px5c?si=IV3CRgZYMI8JnTp2
If you’re wondering why I made Moe say “Steaming garbage” instead of “Human garbage,” it wouldn’t make a lot of sense to call locomotives as “humans” if they were actually machines to begin with.
Models:
- SP AC-4 Cab Forward: B&A Berkshire Productions *PRIVATE*
- SP ALCO PA: Trainz Forge
- SP SD45: Built In/Jointed Rail
- UP CSA Challenger: Trainz Forge
- UP SD40-2: Download Station
- Everything Else: Built In/DLS/Other DLC from the Trainz website idk.
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![[Trainz 2019] Not A Real Soldier” TF2 Remake](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M4ceyUP_AVk/mqdefault.jpg "[Trainz 2019] Not A Real Soldier” TF2 Remake
Well well well, two remakes in one week? Doesn’t surprise me at the slightest. Credit goes to Eltorro64Rus for making the original video.
Original Video: https://youtu.be/VZu-iCcAoyQ?si=TQwYTp9Hgtd2BazG
In this remake, we travel once again to City and Country USA, and the mercs are up to their usual shenanigans. The original video is pretty old, but it is still hilarious even in 2025. When things get you down in life, there is always one cure to such problems: to watch a series of surrealistic videos just to pass the time. You will not be disappointed.
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![[Trainz 2022] Thank God Its Christmas Music Video - Reupload Edition](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MerNW7zMSjY/mqdefault.jpg "[Trainz 2022] Thank God Its Christmas Music Video - Reupload Edition
Since the corporate overlords of YouTube senselessly blocked my beloved music video, I have decided to do the unthinkable: to take the video down, edit it, and reupload it. It’s basically the same thing, but I lowered the pitch to the point where it becomes unrecognizable just to fool the content ID or whatever YT calls this overall screwed up copyright detection system.
Either that, or the ghost of Freddie Mercury (formerly known as the lead singer for Queen) thought this video was boring.
Link to the original music video: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1J2je78Ul5kOzoeHmCr8qDTp8BNP7IVET/view?usp=share_link
I would recommend the use of headphones for the best hearing experience.
Original description: Well ladies and gentlemen, Christmas has finally arrived! I have also managed to make at least one more Christmas-themed music video before the end of 2024. This is also the first ever music video I used from Queen for the first time ever! Since I last uploaded the Appalachian Snowfall music video, I was struggling for a bit thinking of ideas for a possible third music video for this year, and just recently I heard this song and I started working on it right after hearing it on the radio for the first time. So yeah, here ya go! My last Christmas music video of 2024!
Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this song, but I only made this just for the occasion, for fun, but NEVER for making profit.
SFX only version: https://youtu.be/gfpQIgvrNgM
As the great Freddie Mercury once said: Do what you want with my music, just dont make it boring.”
By the way you may have noticed that there is some snow on the ground in some shots, while the others do not. I guess you can say that some parts began to snow, but the video still proceeds flawlessly. Man, this video was harder than I thought to make! No more difficult than my TFB Episode 4 remake. Now that video nearly took up my entire computer storage. Lucky for me this video didnt take up too much space, and apparently this video is 60fps, which is what I did not want, yet iMovie doesnt have an option to choose which framerate is suitable for me, even if I wanted to make a cinema grade video.
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![[Trainz 2019] Steamed Hams” Simpsons Remake](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OD3xq2ujVyI/mqdefault.jpg "[Trainz 2019] Steamed Hams” Simpsons Remake
This is the reupload of the original video but with new sounds for good ol’ Seymour, and some improved ken burns zoom in effects. I even got rid of Agnes’s obnoxiously loud dynamo like how I did in the previous version. Other than those changes, the rest of the video remains the same.
Edit 3/18/25: At the time I made this video I had no idea today was St Patrick’s Day. So yeah, happy (belated) St Patrick’s Day, I guess. I totally deserve a good pinch.
Original Description:
Alternate title: “Steamed Hams but recreated in Trainz.
It’s about time I made a steamed hams video. While working on it, I was thinking to myself “What route should I make?” or “How would the characters interact if they can’t do any isometric exercises if they don’t have any windowsills?” And in case if you’re wondering, the way I added the burgers (even the Krabby Patties on the flatcar) I was using the old YTP trick where I take a PNG of an image and move it wherever I wanted. Which in this case, the locomotives’ noses. Yeah, I wouldn’t know how to do so even if I started using iMovie if I was new to the platform. So anyway, enjoy the video and try not to pee your pants!
Audio Source: https://youtu.be/0Nh2By6EnPo?si=t_kKZeD0fCHTr3U3
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