Uploaded May 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
We were having dinner at Olive Garden and having a
good conversation then daddy asked Giovanni a question.....?????
What is heavier one thousand pounds of feathers or one thousand pound of rocks ?
Giovanni got pretty upset with daddy for asking such an insulting
question since every six years old knows the answer...lol
I found this funny archive post about something similar to what we asked Gio, but the husband was way too smart for his own good lol
I tried telling my husband this joke. Then this happened:
Me: What's heavier, 200lbs of bricks or 200lbs of feathers?
Him: Define terms better
Me: The bricks are made out of fired clay, and the feathers are standard chicken feathers. What's heavier?
Him: In a vacuum? Are they both located in the same place?
Me: You're doing an experiment in a college laboratory. You have to determine what is heavier by weight, 200lbs of bricks, or 200lbs of feathers.
Him: It all depends on what loopholes you want to sneak in :P
Him: And if you're doing an experiment in a college laboratory, you'd be using grams and kilograms instead of pounds
Me: SIGH 200kg of bricks, or 200kg of feathers. What's heavier, you pedantic bastard :P
Him: Equal mass, if the experiment is done properly. If done improperly, then there's air somewhere that can change the weight of the feathers, but then you're not measuring the weight/mass of the feathers, you're measuring the weight/mass of the feathers plus air.
Me: THE FEATHERS ARE HEAVIER BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ADD IN THE WEIGHT OF GUILT FOR KILLING ALL THOSE BIRDS FOR A DUMB EXPERIMENT, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Him: They were naturally molted.
Him: And guilt is a state, and does not add to mass.
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Please watch: "NINJA KIDS STOPS BURGLAR WITH MARTIAL ARTS , SWORDS AND NURF GUNS BURGLAR BRAKE IN"
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We were having dinner at Olive Garden and having a
good conversation then daddy asked Giovanni a question.....?????
What is heavier one thousand pounds of feathers or one thousand pound of rocks ?
Giovanni got pretty upset with daddy for asking such an insulting
question since every six years old knows the answer...lol
I found this funny archive post about something similar to what we asked Gio, but the husband was way too smart for his own good lol
I tried telling my husband this joke. Then this happened:
Me: What's heavier, 200lbs of bricks or 200lbs of feathers?
Him: Define terms better
Me: The bricks are made out of fired clay, and the feathers are standard chicken feathers. What's heavier?
Him: In a vacuum? Are they both located in the same place?
Me: You're doing an experiment in a college laboratory. You have to determine what is heavier by weight, 200lbs of bricks, or 200lbs of feathers.
Him: It all depends on what loopholes you want to sneak in :P
Him: And if you're doing an experiment in a college laboratory, you'd be using grams and kilograms instead of pounds
Me: SIGH 200kg of bricks, or 200kg of feathers. What's heavier, you pedantic bastard :P
Him: Equal mass, if the experiment is done properly. If done improperly, then there's air somewhere that can change the weight of the feathers, but then you're not measuring the weight/mass of the feathers, you're measuring the weight/mass of the feathers plus air.
Me: THE FEATHERS ARE HEAVIER BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ADD IN THE WEIGHT OF GUILT FOR KILLING ALL THOSE BIRDS FOR A DUMB EXPERIMENT, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Him: They were naturally molted.
Him: And guilt is a state, and does not add to mass.
reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/3fi8gt/whats_heavier_200_pounds_of_bricks_or_200_pounds
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Please watch: "NINJA KIDS STOPS BURGLAR WITH MARTIAL ARTS , SWORDS AND NURF GUNS BURGLAR BRAKE IN"
youtube.com/watch?v=WWxyzgavkg8
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