Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
If you don't already have an AI girlfriend or boyfriend or nonbinary romantic partner, you soon will. In fact, 80% of adults will have at least one within the next couple of years. But what happens when -- not if -- he/she/they get taken hostage by another AI? This is not a simple matter of a hacker getting access to your email or Netflix account. This is a loved one we're talking about, who you will no longer be able to talk with or (virtually) hug or kiss. That's where Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ comes in. Let our AI negotiate the release of your AI from the AI kidnappers.
Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ is quickly ramping up its operations to get ready for the estimated 73% of AI companions who will be virtually kidnapped at least once a year. The company is currently enrolling B series investors who have a minimum of $2,000,000 USD or 727 Trump Meme Coins™ to invest. Reach out to freeaihostages@AHNS.ai.
If you don't already have an AI girlfriend or boyfriend or nonbinary romantic partner, you soon will. In fact, 80% of adults will have at least one within the next couple of years. But what happens when -- not if -- he/she/they get taken hostage by another AI? This is not a simple matter of a hacker getting access to your email or Netflix account. This is a loved one we're talking about, who you will no longer be able to talk with or (virtually) hug or kiss. That's where Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ comes in. Let our AI negotiate the release of your AI from the AI kidnappers.
Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ is quickly ramping up its operations to get ready for the estimated 73% of AI companions who will be virtually kidnapped at least once a year. The company is currently enrolling B series investors who have a minimum of $2,000,000 USD or 727 Trump Meme Coins™ to invest. Reach out to freeaihostages@AHNS.ai.
