Uploaded July 2024 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
Listen, I don’t know who designs women’s restrooms but y’all need a lesson on how women pee.
We take our phones and purses and if there is no where to hang them we stick them between our knees so they don’t hit the mungy floor. Have you tried to unzip a back romper, unpeel your self out of spanx while doing knee kegels with your phone? Peeing should not be an Olympic sport.
And who is the jackal that made the TP holder fricking OVAL shaped?? It’s just flat enough to trick you into thinking you can rest your phone there long enough to undo a zipper before it goes tobogganing off the side and you have to make a split second decision whether to catch your phone or put down your wine glass. We have the technology to fix this!!
Who’s with me!!!!?!!?!?
Oh yeah and the neck filter please. My face looks like a Botoxed mannequin sitting atop a flamingo leg. Instagram gods are you listening?
#thingswomenwant #putshelvesinstalls #neckfilterneeded #jasonbatemanunderwearcalendar
Listen, I don’t know who designs women’s restrooms but y’all need a lesson on how women pee.
We take our phones and purses and if there is no where to hang them we stick them between our knees so they don’t hit the mungy floor. Have you tried to unzip a back romper, unpeel your self out of spanx while doing knee kegels with your phone? Peeing should not be an Olympic sport.
And who is the jackal that made the TP holder fricking OVAL shaped?? It’s just flat enough to trick you into thinking you can rest your phone there long enough to undo a zipper before it goes tobogganing off the side and you have to make a split second decision whether to catch your phone or put down your wine glass. We have the technology to fix this!!
Who’s with me!!!!?!!?!?
Oh yeah and the neck filter please. My face looks like a Botoxed mannequin sitting atop a flamingo leg. Instagram gods are you listening?
#thingswomenwant #putshelvesinstalls #neckfilterneeded #jasonbatemanunderwearcalendar
