Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
the minion blud rap.
lyrics:
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is blud doing with those minions?
Is he speedrun training?
or trying to beat Jayden Tries’ insane Minion Rush skills!
Hold up—Danny C just passed him flying by!
wait.
(Six Seven bananas?)
WOO!
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
I think this minion blud is Danny C.
I think this minion blud is Jayden Tries.
I think we are gonna turn it into Minion Rush livestream
What is this minion blud doiiiiiiing ing ing ing ing
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
Jayden Tries in the corner doing prestige runs
But then once he crashes he crashes out, he cries
"HOW DO YOU EXPECT THAT TO BE POSSIBLE?"
Perhaps maybe it's just the game engine!
Danny C going on 10-hour long runs, like it's nothing!
Minion blud tries to copy and he does!
Jayden Tries goes crazy and he goes like "MOTHERFUCKER!!"
ay— why’s he jumping like a kangaroo?
why’s he sliding like the map is glued?
minion blud treating Minion Rush like it’s esports season,
Danny and Jayden the GOATs— and he trying to be them!
why’s he drifting like he racing in Gru’s crew?
why’s he farming bananas like it pay-per-view?
minion blud sweating runs like a tournament demon,
talkin’ ’bout “world record pace” but he barely even breathin'!! in in in in i-i-i-i-..
BEAT… DROP. 🎧💥
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
minion rush forever!!! woohoo!
minion rush!
Minion Game.
subscribe to my main channel: youtube.com/@JordanSantiago
Welcome to ogaitnaS nadroJ!
Leaks, Unfinished Stuff, Covers, and more!
this channel is for all my leaked stuff and also stuff that didnt make it to the main channel
lol expected there to be more? No lol!
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the minion blud rap.
lyrics:
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is blud doing with those minions?
Is he speedrun training?
or trying to beat Jayden Tries’ insane Minion Rush skills!
Hold up—Danny C just passed him flying by!
wait.
(Six Seven bananas?)
WOO!
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
I think this minion blud is Danny C.
I think this minion blud is Jayden Tries.
I think we are gonna turn it into Minion Rush livestream
What is this minion blud doiiiiiiing ing ing ing ing
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
Jayden Tries in the corner doing prestige runs
But then once he crashes he crashes out, he cries
"HOW DO YOU EXPECT THAT TO BE POSSIBLE?"
Perhaps maybe it's just the game engine!
Danny C going on 10-hour long runs, like it's nothing!
Minion blud tries to copy and he does!
Jayden Tries goes crazy and he goes like "MOTHERFUCKER!!"
ay— why’s he jumping like a kangaroo?
why’s he sliding like the map is glued?
minion blud treating Minion Rush like it’s esports season,
Danny and Jayden the GOATs— and he trying to be them!
why’s he drifting like he racing in Gru’s crew?
why’s he farming bananas like it pay-per-view?
minion blud sweating runs like a tournament demon,
talkin’ ’bout “world record pace” but he barely even breathin'!! in in in in i-i-i-i-..
BEAT… DROP. 🎧💥
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud jayden tries?
what is this minion blud doing playing minion rush?
is blud danny c?
minion rush forever!!! woohoo!
minion rush!
Minion Game.
subscribe to my main channel: youtube.com/@JordanSantiago
Welcome to ogaitnaS nadroJ!
Leaks, Unfinished Stuff, Covers, and more!
this channel is for all my leaked stuff and also stuff that didnt make it to the main channel
lol expected there to be more? No lol!
------------------------------
Subscribe for cookies!
