Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Help us grow THIRST! Show your friends this supercut and give them a taste of the ridiculous nightmare for themselves.
All the in-universe commercials from the first 17 episodes of THIRST, now compiled in one place. Ever wanted to just sit down and immerse yourself in the experience of flipping channels in the worst possible timeline? Want to get your friend to listen to Thirst but having them start with a full episode seems like too big an ask? Now you can listen to just the commercials, back to back to back! Enjoy, and don't forget to let us know which commercial is your favorite.
(Note: Episode 1 doesn't have a commercial, and episode 17's commercial is a continuation of the larger story, so TECHNICALLY this is just commercials 2-16, but you get what we mean.)
thepenumbrapodcast.supercast.com
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Help us grow THIRST! Show your friends this supercut and give them a taste of the ridiculous nightmare for themselves.
All the in-universe commercials from the first 17 episodes of THIRST, now compiled in one place. Ever wanted to just sit down and immerse yourself in the experience of flipping channels in the worst possible timeline? Want to get your friend to listen to Thirst but having them start with a full episode seems like too big an ask? Now you can listen to just the commercials, back to back to back! Enjoy, and don't forget to let us know which commercial is your favorite.
(Note: Episode 1 doesn't have a commercial, and episode 17's commercial is a continuation of the larger story, so TECHNICALLY this is just commercials 2-16, but you get what we mean.)
thepenumbrapodcast.supercast.com
patreon.com/thepenumbrapodcast


![3.13: Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 1)
WANTED: Six members of newly-established Aurinko Crime Family. Though we are unclear on their capabilities, suspects should be treated as if they are ARMED and DANGEROUS.
Current location unknown. Those with information leading to the capture of the suspects should immediately contact [REDACTED]
Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay.
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description.)
You can find all of our transcripts here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1bnWLw5dTW4l9A0bmOMzEiy6XqqsXHHi_
Transcripts will come out along with the public release of the episode.
On staff at the Penumbra:
Kat Buckingham Head of Merchandise and Outreach
Alice Chuang Head of Design
Melissa DeJesus Script editing team
Harley Takagi Kaner Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer
Sharon Oh Promotional artist
Noah Simes Production manager
Grahame Turner Script editing team
Kevin Vibert Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer
Ryan Vibert Composer and performer of original music
Home recording guidance from Mertz of The Bridge Sound & Stage
Attribution:
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license.
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
Kind of Girl by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: http://ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657
“Turning off a futuristic TV” by pfranzen https://freesound.org/people/pfranzen/sounds/393745/
“ROCKET-EXPLOSED.mp3” by Julien Nicolas https://freesound.org/people/Julien%20Nicolas/sounds/131145/
“Computer Chatter 2.aiff” by gnrja https://freesound.org/people/gnrja/sounds/150256/
“Bomb - Small” by Zangrutz https://freesound.org/people/Zangrutz/sounds/155235/
“2.wav” by steveygos93 https://freesound.org/people/steveygos93/sounds/103582/
“Confirmation Ascending 1” by original_sound https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/372209/
“Bleep bloops” by graham_ makes https://freesound.org/people/graham_makes/sounds/447321/
“Robot Shutdown” by Mega-X-Stream https://freesound.org/people/Mega-X-stream/sounds/427411/
“FX_OfficeCom_01.wav” by PeteBarry https://freesound.org/people/PeteBarry/sounds/464860/
Trigger Warnings:
-Violence and threats of violence
-Claustrophobic spaces
-Sudden loud noises
-Explosions
-Pursuit/being chased 3.13: Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HlFElFjyEYM/mqdefault.jpg)







