Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago

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It's not hard to find out what Abbott says - there are whole websites dedicated to his inspirational quotes. But we really needed to get down to the bare roots and ask...well...what DOES the Abbott say?

A friendly nod to the awesome Ylvis (seriously, check out Jan Egerland and tell me you don't want to have their babies) with a subtle wink to our other favourites Kollektivet hidden in there as well ;)

Friendly old thanks to:
Zeb Dwyer
Andrew Casey
Kristy Baker
Chris Bradshaw
Jaen Wilson
Bodane Hatten
Chris Hamley
Marcus 'Dent' Johnson
Nelson Ohl
Laura Keegan
Vikki Croall
Amy Read
Nick Paine

With additional thanks to
Craig M. Wood
Jen McNickle

Written and Directed by
Justin 'The Pyrate' Smith