Uploaded May 2011 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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I had lyrics for Hardman's stage too, but the majority of it was just screaming "BEES AH WHY!?"

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Lyrics:

Ninja! Ninja!

(Shadow Man, Shadow Man)
(Shadow Man, Shadow Man)
There's lots of frogs and lava
In Shadowman's stage
Check out these ninja robots
And walking grenades

Several times I've tried to conquer this stage (Shadow)
So many times I have lost (Shadowman)
Someday when I am able to approach him (Shadow)
Shadowman will pay the cost (ninja man)

Turn the lights out, I fall right over the edge
Turn them back on, there's grenades (like a disco party or something)
Walking grenades that charge at you to their death
Is this real stealth? No way

(I swear I'm going to Top Spin him so hard when I make it to his boss room)

Why the hell is there lava?
What's with all the lava?
Oh what is lava doing in a ninja stage?
Lookit all of that lava
Parachutes and lava
He ain't no Bowser, Wily! It's a ninja stage!