Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Physical media! wereallgonnadiemovie.com
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Blu-Ray art by Matt Ryan Tobin in collaboration with Mutant.
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Synopsis:
In the near future, a towering alien "spike" materializes in Earth's atmosphere, wreaking havoc. Years later, it's still around. A struggling beekeeper is forced to team up with an emotionally raw EMT on a roadtrip to retrieve her bees (and his car) after their stuff is suddenly teleported across the country by the alien spike.
We're All Gonna Die (imdb.com/title/tt28055078/) premiered at SXSW in 2024 and then did a brief independent theatrical run. Since we self-financed it, we're putting it out on Blu-Ray and on YouTube, where the five midroll ads I have strategically placed will go towards our next project Nail House.
Promo cards voice over by Mike Badgley - mikebadgley.com
For licensing and usage inquiries please email licensing@rocketjump.com
00:00 Now Available
01:39 We're All Gonna Die
10:55 Thalia drives
18:06 The Woompf
25:25 Gas Station
35:37 The first night
46:52 The roadtrip begins
58:59 Detour
1:07:12 Washington
1:17:38 Up the river
1:29:37 Rescue
1:39:43 Aftermath
1:48:48 Nail House Preview
Physical media! wereallgonnadiemovie.com
RocketJump Patreon patreon.com/rocketjump
Blu-Ray art by Matt Ryan Tobin in collaboration with Mutant.
worksofmattryan.com
madebymutant.com
Synopsis:
In the near future, a towering alien "spike" materializes in Earth's atmosphere, wreaking havoc. Years later, it's still around. A struggling beekeeper is forced to team up with an emotionally raw EMT on a roadtrip to retrieve her bees (and his car) after their stuff is suddenly teleported across the country by the alien spike.
We're All Gonna Die (imdb.com/title/tt28055078/) premiered at SXSW in 2024 and then did a brief independent theatrical run. Since we self-financed it, we're putting it out on Blu-Ray and on YouTube, where the five midroll ads I have strategically placed will go towards our next project Nail House.
Promo cards voice over by Mike Badgley - mikebadgley.com
For licensing and usage inquiries please email licensing@rocketjump.com
00:00 Now Available
01:39 We're All Gonna Die
10:55 Thalia drives
18:06 The Woompf
25:25 Gas Station
35:37 The first night
46:52 The roadtrip begins
58:59 Detour
1:07:12 Washington
1:17:38 Up the river
1:29:37 Rescue
1:39:43 Aftermath
1:48:48 Nail House Preview
