Uploaded August 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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I delve into the internet's weirdest and most useless pages, from slapping someone with an eel to a streaming service that only streams one movie.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: THE LONG HAUL ► bit.ly/3aRcBQi
TERRIBLE GAME NEWS REPORTS ► bit.ly/3fRAfN8

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WEBSITES:
The Useless Web - theuselessweb.com
Ducks Are The Best - https://theuselessweb.site/ducksarethebest.com/
Endless Horse - http://endless.horse/
Staggering Beauty - staggeringbeauty.com
Amazon Dating - amazondating.co
Ninja Flex - ninjaflex.com
I Has a Bucket - ihasabucket.com
Corndog Cordog - corndogoncorndog.com
Stealth Boats - stealthboats.com
You Fell Asleep Watching a DVD - youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com
That's the Finger - thatsthefinger.com
Mint Mobile+ - mintmobileplus.com
Is It Christmas? - isitchristmas.com
Crouton.net - crouton.net
Eel Slap - eelslap.com
Will Robots Take My Job - willrobotstakemyjob.com/-
Find the Invisible Cow - findtheinvisiblecow.com
Cat Bounce - cat-bounce.com
Pet the Dog - http://dogs.are.the.most.moe/
Tunnel Snakes - tunnelsnakes.com
Republique Des Mangues - http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr/
Weird Or Confusing - weirdorconfusing.com
Swearing Xylophone - daftlimmy.github.io/Swearing-Xylophone
Hacker Typer - hackertyper.net
Death Date - deathdate.info/s/death
Chihuahua Spin - chihuahuaspin.com
I Am Awesome - iamawesome.com
Paper Toilet - papertoilet.com
Wow Wilson Quiz - wowenwilsonquiz.com
NOOOO.com - nooooooooooooooo.com
Patience Is a Virtue - patience-is-a-virtue.org
The Ditto Site - https://matias.ma/nsfw/
Potato or Tomato - potatoortomato.com
The End of the Internet - hmpg.net

MUSIC:
"Graveyard Gig" - Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed
"Low Life on the Highway" - My Friend Pedro
"Resurrections" - Celeste

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