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“Bob” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Lyrics]
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam
Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
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“Bob” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic!
[Lyrics]
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam
Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
#WeirdAlYankovic #Bob #HDVersion
![Weird Al Yankovic - Handy (Official 4K Video)
Official 4K Video for “Handy” by “Weird Al Yankovic
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[Chorus]:
Im so handy, you already know
Ill fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow
Im so handy, Ill bring you up to code
When your dishwashers about to explode
#WeirdAlYankovic #Handy #4KRemastered
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park (HD Version)
“Jurassic Park” (Parody of “MacArthur Park”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, Im being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day
[Chorus 1]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit its kinda eerie
But this proves my Chaos Theory
And I dont think Ill be coming back again
Oh no!
[Verse 2]
I cannot approve of this attraction
Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kind of mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves theyre really not all bad
[Chorus 2]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. rex out of his pen
Im afraid those thingsll harm me
Cause they sure dont act like Barney
And they think that Im their dinner, not their friend
Oh no!
[Chorus 3]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure aint no e-ticket
Think Ill tell them where to stick it
Cause Im never coming back this way, again!
Oh no! Whoa, no!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (HD Version)
“Fat” (Parody of “Bad”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Verse 1]
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than Chinatown
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows
[Chorus]
Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat
[Verse 2]
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, Im a lucky man
Im the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code
[Pre-Chorus]
When youre only having seconds
Im having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
[Chorus]
Because Im fat, Im fat, sham on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whos fat
[Bridge]
If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Im hungry
Then wont you feed my face
[Chorus]
Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
Just tell me once again whos fat
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