Uploaded December 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Track number 2 of the special 2-track EP called Christmas CD (aka Winter Weezerland).

LYRICS:

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
Cos that egg nog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
Cos they knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!




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