Michael Stark | Waluigi vs. Benito Mussolini - Live Rap Battles (RAP BATTLE DAY AUDIO) @MichaelStarkMedia | Uploaded June 2022 | Updated October 2024, 1 hour ago.
Happy Rap Battle Weekend everyone! For today's event, I'm releasing the audio of Waluigi vs.Benito Mussolini! The video is still in the early stages of production, but I hope you all enjoy!
(Lyrics:)
ANNOUNCER
Comin' to ya straight from the battlefield it’s Live Rap Battles!
Waluigi vs. Benito Mussolini!
Lights, camera, action!
Benito Mussolini (0:20)
Cool mustache- Wait, who’s this menace in my presence?
No matter, I know just an L can make this mess jealous
Prime Minister in his Prime, talk shit, get smacked up
Cause now I’m ending your reign, call it Wa-Luigi Facta
The only sauce you got belongs atop linguini
While I’m the conqueror with gold bars - Mansa Mussolini
Prepare to be overruled, you’ve never seen a flow doper, dude
I pack a bigger bite than the plant that they chose over you
Waluigi (0:40)
Waluigi’s gonna win, stomping all your army men!
Bringing your demise, like it’s a Mario Party-san
Don’t dance around the facts-a man, your Facism ain’t happenin’
Ya can’t bribe me to stop these words; I ain’t the Vatican
I’m hung like a horse, you were hung like a bitch
Like my hat, took an L and then your body got flipped
You’ll forever just be known as history’s biggest cuck
Watching and waiting as a bunch of dudes filled your mistress up! (Wah!)
Benito Mussolini (1:01)
I couldn’t cause as much harm as that voice just did
That verse was akin to assasination- I avoided it
I crush foes with ease, your crush would rather stay away
Love triangle? (Ha!) You’re on the tail-end of her Daisy-chain
Waluigi (1:12)
And you’re a flip-flopping brute that Italy gave the boot
A tacky treaty-signing toot - Jeff Bezos without the loot!
You’re balding, I’m balling when striking against a fascist
Enough chit chat, it’s time my pal attacks to tax this axis!
Wario (1:22)
YOU FORGOT THE WAH, AND YOU KNOW IT’S A MISTAKE
I EAT TYRANTS FOR BREAKFAST LIKE THEY’RE TOPPED WITH GARLIC PASTE
Wario’s got the Smooth Moves, in another war that you’ll lose
Those verses packed with poo poo, just prove you’re crazy, cuckoo!
Benito Mussolini (1:32)
You can’t halt my drive, so just eat my dust
This stinky capitalist packs that Elon Musk
But with your fatass, that’s one his rocket couldn’t even carry
I got drip like the Blackshirts, but what’s Wario wearing?
[Beat stops, but the mandolins start building until 1:53]
MUSSOLINI
If you get to bring in a friend, then I do too!
WALUIGI & WARIO
NO, PLEASE! WALUIGI NO LIKEY!
THAT’S A BIG NO NO FOR WARIO!
MUSSOLINI
...Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Ahem...
Benito Mussolini (1:53)
You try time and time again, but still get wiped from every scene
Parties, sports, and cars? You’re the whitest dude I’ve ever seen!
While I’ve both balls and a Pact of Steel
Your claim to fame is a racetrack- cuz you’re the fourth wheel
That racket from your fans’ the only love you’ll ever get
It’s your own fault you’re getting served so hard on the net
My March on Rome brought me from socialist to leadership unrivaled
Your fans couldn’t get your ass into a main title
Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini, he’s-
The winner of this battle and the savior of Italy!
Waluigi & Wario (2:19)
You think you’re all that with those wack raps and golden trim?
He can’t be scarier than when his people got ahold of him!
You’re just a player two; A second fiddle to Hitler!
They called you Deuce ‘cause you flushed your whole country down the shitter
We can take you, your Blackshirts, and all your racist friends- (wahahaha!)
And serve them all like my namesake’s Mercedes Benz
You shat the bed in Greece and still brag about your might now?
Usually your troops aren’t supposed to get wiped out
While you went down in infamy, ran Italy so shittily
Wario and Waluigi took the dub like Sicily!
Zawesome as Waluigi
Fightmarker as Wario
AdamDRB as Benito Mussolini
Written By: Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Fightmarker, & Triple Stabber
Beat Produced By: Allrounda
Mixed By: Michael Stark
Edited By: Michael Stark
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker & Michael Stark
Happy Rap Battle Weekend everyone! For today's event, I'm releasing the audio of Waluigi vs.Benito Mussolini! The video is still in the early stages of production, but I hope you all enjoy!
(Lyrics:)
ANNOUNCER
Comin' to ya straight from the battlefield it’s Live Rap Battles!
Waluigi vs. Benito Mussolini!
Lights, camera, action!
Benito Mussolini (0:20)
Cool mustache- Wait, who’s this menace in my presence?
No matter, I know just an L can make this mess jealous
Prime Minister in his Prime, talk shit, get smacked up
Cause now I’m ending your reign, call it Wa-Luigi Facta
The only sauce you got belongs atop linguini
While I’m the conqueror with gold bars - Mansa Mussolini
Prepare to be overruled, you’ve never seen a flow doper, dude
I pack a bigger bite than the plant that they chose over you
Waluigi (0:40)
Waluigi’s gonna win, stomping all your army men!
Bringing your demise, like it’s a Mario Party-san
Don’t dance around the facts-a man, your Facism ain’t happenin’
Ya can’t bribe me to stop these words; I ain’t the Vatican
I’m hung like a horse, you were hung like a bitch
Like my hat, took an L and then your body got flipped
You’ll forever just be known as history’s biggest cuck
Watching and waiting as a bunch of dudes filled your mistress up! (Wah!)
Benito Mussolini (1:01)
I couldn’t cause as much harm as that voice just did
That verse was akin to assasination- I avoided it
I crush foes with ease, your crush would rather stay away
Love triangle? (Ha!) You’re on the tail-end of her Daisy-chain
Waluigi (1:12)
And you’re a flip-flopping brute that Italy gave the boot
A tacky treaty-signing toot - Jeff Bezos without the loot!
You’re balding, I’m balling when striking against a fascist
Enough chit chat, it’s time my pal attacks to tax this axis!
Wario (1:22)
YOU FORGOT THE WAH, AND YOU KNOW IT’S A MISTAKE
I EAT TYRANTS FOR BREAKFAST LIKE THEY’RE TOPPED WITH GARLIC PASTE
Wario’s got the Smooth Moves, in another war that you’ll lose
Those verses packed with poo poo, just prove you’re crazy, cuckoo!
Benito Mussolini (1:32)
You can’t halt my drive, so just eat my dust
This stinky capitalist packs that Elon Musk
But with your fatass, that’s one his rocket couldn’t even carry
I got drip like the Blackshirts, but what’s Wario wearing?
[Beat stops, but the mandolins start building until 1:53]
MUSSOLINI
If you get to bring in a friend, then I do too!
WALUIGI & WARIO
NO, PLEASE! WALUIGI NO LIKEY!
THAT’S A BIG NO NO FOR WARIO!
MUSSOLINI
...Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Ahem...
Benito Mussolini (1:53)
You try time and time again, but still get wiped from every scene
Parties, sports, and cars? You’re the whitest dude I’ve ever seen!
While I’ve both balls and a Pact of Steel
Your claim to fame is a racetrack- cuz you’re the fourth wheel
That racket from your fans’ the only love you’ll ever get
It’s your own fault you’re getting served so hard on the net
My March on Rome brought me from socialist to leadership unrivaled
Your fans couldn’t get your ass into a main title
Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini, he’s-
The winner of this battle and the savior of Italy!
Waluigi & Wario (2:19)
You think you’re all that with those wack raps and golden trim?
He can’t be scarier than when his people got ahold of him!
You’re just a player two; A second fiddle to Hitler!
They called you Deuce ‘cause you flushed your whole country down the shitter
We can take you, your Blackshirts, and all your racist friends- (wahahaha!)
And serve them all like my namesake’s Mercedes Benz
You shat the bed in Greece and still brag about your might now?
Usually your troops aren’t supposed to get wiped out
While you went down in infamy, ran Italy so shittily
Wario and Waluigi took the dub like Sicily!
Zawesome as Waluigi
Fightmarker as Wario
AdamDRB as Benito Mussolini
Written By: Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Fightmarker, & Triple Stabber
Beat Produced By: Allrounda
Mixed By: Michael Stark
Edited By: Michael Stark
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker & Michael Stark
