Uploaded February 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
Matilda is a very popular gal right now, despite the fact that all we have seen her do, FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS, is just lay there; first in a still photo and now in a not-quite-marginally-better video. Dammit, Matilda, is it too much to ask for you to just get up and walk around a little bit?
If you aren't up on the news, bigfootevidence.blogspot.com is quite good.
UPDATE: Feb 25, 2012- Phil Poling from ParaBreakdown has made a remix of my song, and it is way better than the original. I suggest you check it out, post haste:
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i9hwajS-Xz4
Wake up Matilda, everybody wants to see you, yeah
But we don't want to pay
to read the story of your DNA
Wake up Matilda, show us you're not just a rug
Or a cheap Chewbacca costume
purchased for a Star Wars Party
The doctor says we won't believe our eyes
Well our eyes don't know what to tell us anyway
We've waited days and weeks and months and years,
our friends have all made fun of us
Matilda you don't look so good
and certainly not unequivocal
You're so equivocal
Wake up Matilda and please give us some good news
Please tell us you're not just a carrot
you're not just another carrot
The doctor says please wait a little longer
Matilda we don't believe much of what she says anymore
Wake up Matilda, why don't you stretch your legs a bit
And have a look around and while you're at it
please dispel our fears
Wake up Matilda, you are our only hope and
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you
For pity's sake Matilda, just get up and look around
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you
Wake up Matilda
Everybody wants to see you
Matilda is a very popular gal right now, despite the fact that all we have seen her do, FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS, is just lay there; first in a still photo and now in a not-quite-marginally-better video. Dammit, Matilda, is it too much to ask for you to just get up and walk around a little bit?
If you aren't up on the news, bigfootevidence.blogspot.com is quite good.
UPDATE: Feb 25, 2012- Phil Poling from ParaBreakdown has made a remix of my song, and it is way better than the original. I suggest you check it out, post haste:
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i9hwajS-Xz4
Wake up Matilda, everybody wants to see you, yeah
But we don't want to pay
to read the story of your DNA
Wake up Matilda, show us you're not just a rug
Or a cheap Chewbacca costume
purchased for a Star Wars Party
The doctor says we won't believe our eyes
Well our eyes don't know what to tell us anyway
We've waited days and weeks and months and years,
our friends have all made fun of us
Matilda you don't look so good
and certainly not unequivocal
You're so equivocal
Wake up Matilda and please give us some good news
Please tell us you're not just a carrot
you're not just another carrot
The doctor says please wait a little longer
Matilda we don't believe much of what she says anymore
Wake up Matilda, why don't you stretch your legs a bit
And have a look around and while you're at it
please dispel our fears
Wake up Matilda, you are our only hope and
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you
For pity's sake Matilda, just get up and look around
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you
Wake up Matilda
Everybody wants to see you
