Uploaded September 2008 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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With a little help from the You Tube community, Marty sings all the reasons you should make him president in 08'.

Andrew's website: andrewzilch.com

Thanks to everyone who submitted. Special thanks to the following contributors:

tiberiplaysguitar
candygurl813
penfifteen
LordCrom
apsp96
DER2
TheRealSpiderMew
Beertrooper
AltmmM
PeaInACupProductions
Superaznbitchone
Zeroflux13
shanario
fallofautumndistro
alwayzjello
GoodApolloXX
MushookieMan
Fustymusty
Mocachena1988
bguster08
GotchaPhil
icydarkness
GamerGuy513
AerocK
123GiantPanda
chrizz323
headbangirl
avd09
dbozsoccerplayer
zendulo
ncicijonsie

And big love to:

whatthebuckshow
lisanova
vlogbrothers

Lyrics:

As president I will make everyone less fat and more likeable
I'll help you score that milf.
I promise not to create robots that will enslave the human race
I will bring world peace, to the world
Vote for me and you'll get free pork
Pumpkin pie for all
Free pimple cream for every teen age boy!
I promise to rid the internet of the "2 girls 1 cup" video!
So people of the USA, you gotta vote for me on Election Day.

I smell nice, because I have good shampoo!
i can pronounce nuclear
I wear glasses, so I must be smart
And i like Chinese people too
im a big fan of whatthebuckshow!
I felt LisaNova's boob
Nerdfighters FTW!
Ich bin ein Youtuber
something something something
Oh, people of the USA, its time to get on board the Marty train!

A vote for Marty is a vote for God and Liberty
Hell do much better than you would! Obama hates puppies and McCain is 940!
Marty is the pimp of all pimps!
strawberrys and bubblewrap for everyone
Vote Marty, or hell punch you in the nads
Oh people of the USA, if you like what I have to say, you gotta vote for Marty (and his mom!) on this years election day.

Vote for Marty.

I'm Marty and I approve this message.

andrewzilch.com