Uploaded August 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 minutes ago

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Shockingly, they seem to have done what my second choice was. But hell, turns out Uzi is attracted to V at least. XD
I was like "nahh you'd better not be scared of including le gay after the dude kissed N's arm or Cyn was sus with those totally not Ken dolls." I was not disappointed. We got bi Uzi. We got Vizzy. I'm happy with this outcome.

I thought this song would be perfect for a sapphic "partners in crime" pairing and I could think of none better than Vizzy! Sure, there's no evidence they committed felonies together, but they definitely did individually.

Oh btw, on the off chance anyone reads this and has any ideas... I must celebrate Nuzi being canon with an AMV for them as well.

Oh guess what, it's blocked in Russia. V, you bitch. Give Doll a break, she's dead. No, I will not stop making jokes like this.
Speaking of which, Lizzy definitely still loves her dead ex. But girl. Uzi who doesn't even like Doll could have rigged a keybug with a magnet (on Uzi or the keybug? yes) to do a better job. I almost wanna make my own version just to make a point.

Images used are from fans of Murder Drones who can draw and aren't me obviously. Seiros is from Fire Emblem Three Houses.

Song used: Speed Drive by Chari xcx [From The Barbie Movie]