Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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From the album "POPMORTEM", out on Smartpunk Records. Buy your copy here: smartpunkshop.com/collections/virginity

Lyrics:
I’m sorry every song that I write about you
Is really about me

You’re something special
Something real
What they call a good catch
Something to write home about
My folks would be real impressed
And I can’t for the life of me
Figure out
What on earth about me would keep you around

I want to follow your lead
And be selfless in deed
I want to meet all your needs
But I’m fucking useless

I am all bad taste
And shitty takes
I am the worst parts of you
You hope that nobody sees
I am a thorn in your side
Hoping to catch a free ride
And so it’s on the record
I think you could do better

I want to follow your lead
And be selfless in deed
I want to meet all your needs
But I’m fucking clueless
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