Hannah McNeely | Vegan in Mammoth (a rap) @HannahMcNeely | Uploaded February 2020 | Updated October 2024, 11 hours ago.
Here are the lyrics because I'm sure you'll want to sing along (and I'm also not sure how clear my rapping was):
Y’all’ve seen me UP go to Mammoth mountain before
You’ve heard me swore, the whole world’s a bore
Compared to this place, step through Sierra’s door
And take real good glance from ceiling to floor
You got some beauty in there in every rock and spore
And with that what’s more, to the grocery store
There’s two of them now but who’s keeping score?
Just don’t be mistaken, don’t get your mind taken,
This town’s got more than eggs and bacon
It’s shaken, awakened, No need to break into a thousand pieces
Whatdyou think increases? It’s vegan grub. Yeah that’s what peace is!
You can hate me now, that’s up to you
I’mjust spitting real things that breathe the truth
I ain’t tryna screw, or tryna woo, or buying a few
Or lying straight through or spying you two
Saying vegans can’t do real fun things like we barbecue
Take a trip with me then you’ll see
There’s food for you that’s animal free
To chow on drink up après ski
Here in this town there’s seven or eight
Thousand things to put on your plate
If you’re vegan like me 12 years to date
Don’t fret, don’t sweat, the food is great
It’s everywheres, they’s unawares
That vegans like us be billionaires
Veganywhere, Don’t feed the bears
Or they’ll think it’s a straight love affair.
But I’ll tell you what I’ll come downstairs
You put vegan on the menu I’ll put your mama in my prayers.
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You tell me once I’ll tell you twice
There’s more to me than meets the price
I’ll save some dough you’ll take a slice
We got a house and made some rice
With beans and greens to make it nice
Ain’t that precise, sang Edelweiss
Cook meals at home is my advice
Air BnB make it paradise
Not sponsored but won’t that be nice
Our crew rolled in on Friday night
The morning woke all bathed in white
My job was to cook up a bite
That’s why you’ll hear the rhymes I write
‘Bout loaded oats with chocolate chips
And syrup and fruit that’s just the tip
There’s so much more now get a grip
Peanut butter, granola, now move your hips
I made a cake at the end of the day
For my hunk of a man’s 35th birfday
It was chocolat but made spicay
He liked it more than macrame
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Music by Mark Generous - Orange And Pomegranate - thmatc.co/?l=16FC592E
Here are the lyrics because I'm sure you'll want to sing along (and I'm also not sure how clear my rapping was):
Y’all’ve seen me UP go to Mammoth mountain before
You’ve heard me swore, the whole world’s a bore
Compared to this place, step through Sierra’s door
And take real good glance from ceiling to floor
You got some beauty in there in every rock and spore
And with that what’s more, to the grocery store
There’s two of them now but who’s keeping score?
Just don’t be mistaken, don’t get your mind taken,
This town’s got more than eggs and bacon
It’s shaken, awakened, No need to break into a thousand pieces
Whatdyou think increases? It’s vegan grub. Yeah that’s what peace is!
You can hate me now, that’s up to you
I’mjust spitting real things that breathe the truth
I ain’t tryna screw, or tryna woo, or buying a few
Or lying straight through or spying you two
Saying vegans can’t do real fun things like we barbecue
Take a trip with me then you’ll see
There’s food for you that’s animal free
To chow on drink up après ski
Here in this town there’s seven or eight
Thousand things to put on your plate
If you’re vegan like me 12 years to date
Don’t fret, don’t sweat, the food is great
It’s everywheres, they’s unawares
That vegans like us be billionaires
Veganywhere, Don’t feed the bears
Or they’ll think it’s a straight love affair.
But I’ll tell you what I’ll come downstairs
You put vegan on the menu I’ll put your mama in my prayers.
---
You tell me once I’ll tell you twice
There’s more to me than meets the price
I’ll save some dough you’ll take a slice
We got a house and made some rice
With beans and greens to make it nice
Ain’t that precise, sang Edelweiss
Cook meals at home is my advice
Air BnB make it paradise
Not sponsored but won’t that be nice
Our crew rolled in on Friday night
The morning woke all bathed in white
My job was to cook up a bite
That’s why you’ll hear the rhymes I write
‘Bout loaded oats with chocolate chips
And syrup and fruit that’s just the tip
There’s so much more now get a grip
Peanut butter, granola, now move your hips
I made a cake at the end of the day
For my hunk of a man’s 35th birfday
It was chocolat but made spicay
He liked it more than macrame
---
Music by Mark Generous - Orange And Pomegranate - thmatc.co/?l=16FC592E
