Uploaded November 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Bio
Slam user: Patrickkotta Ewing
Slam:「Pistons Haze」
Slam ability:「Pistons Haze」has the terrifying ability of spreading a highly contagious, airborne, talent-destroying virus. Luckily, it only spreads in a short radius and dies quickly when exposed to sunlight.

Pistons Haze's virus reared its ugly head again in 2020, but the NBA seems to have dealt with the problem by quarantining all its team members in a bubble.

"Is this your idea of a joke, you little punk?! How many times do I have to teach you before you finally learn?! You said that 3 field goals outside the line, 4 inside, and 1 free throw was worth 18 points, so why the hell would your answer be less than 18!? You shit-brained idiot!"
- Patrickkotta Ewing to Naranshaq, shortly after stabbing him in the face for failing to calculate points yet again

"This is madness! What are they thinking!? All for a baller we met two days ago! A baller we've never even really alley-ooped with! They're nobody to us! We don't even know what kind of position Trishtian plays!"
- Patrickkotta Ewing, upon watching the rest of the team leave without him to take down the Commissioner of the FIP

DL: mediafire.com/file/nc71b4n15chmiyy/fugo+slam.mp3/file


#Fugo #GoldenWind #SpaceJam