Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
In a sprawling voicemail apology to Kelsey, the narrator explains that Buzz was nearly deployed to Vermont, accidentally fathered multiple children after a botched vasectomy, and remains single if she knows anyone “interested.” Between clown-costume shopping, toaster-oven requests, and a gentle call-out to quiet friends, plans also unfold for this year’s Cooptown Poo Blob—a line-dancing convention where the dress code is simply “dress as you go.”
In a sprawling voicemail apology to Kelsey, the narrator explains that Buzz was nearly deployed to Vermont, accidentally fathered multiple children after a botched vasectomy, and remains single if she knows anyone “interested.” Between clown-costume shopping, toaster-oven requests, and a gentle call-out to quiet friends, plans also unfold for this year’s Cooptown Poo Blob—a line-dancing convention where the dress code is simply “dress as you go.”
