![[Utau Original] Here Lies the Geezer (ritsu sings a requiem: remastered) [Namine Ritsu] @pearlstarlight5](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2d-kgNoi3TI/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded March 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Disclaimer: This is an official reupload, as PearlStarLight5 and SuperStarXD are the same person.
Original upload: youtube.com/watch?v=P00LdLungeI
Original description:
I wrote this song back in 2021. With the amount I've improved at mixing, tuning, and using Utau in general, I felt that now was the time to remaster it. I also renamed it to the more general purpose and less character specific, "Here Lies the Geezer".
Original can still be heard here: youtube.com/watch?v=2BSx-F7CwWo&t=0s
Programs used:
Utau
Studio One 5 Artist
MMD
Windows Movie Maker
Microsoft Clipchamp
Model credits: Babi
Stage credits: Reseliee
Voicebank used: Namine Ritsu CV-VC
Lyrics:
We come today to mourn
This very dead person
Man, he was such a geezer
How ever could he have died?
I bet it was a mochi
That's how geezers die, you know
They eat mochi
Then they choke
And then they die
Comments: I remember hearing a thing a long while back about old people dying on New Years because they choke on mochi, and that's where the mochi joke comes from.
Disclaimer: This is an official reupload, as PearlStarLight5 and SuperStarXD are the same person.
Original upload: youtube.com/watch?v=P00LdLungeI
Original description:
I wrote this song back in 2021. With the amount I've improved at mixing, tuning, and using Utau in general, I felt that now was the time to remaster it. I also renamed it to the more general purpose and less character specific, "Here Lies the Geezer".
Original can still be heard here: youtube.com/watch?v=2BSx-F7CwWo&t=0s
Programs used:
Utau
Studio One 5 Artist
MMD
Windows Movie Maker
Microsoft Clipchamp
Model credits: Babi
Stage credits: Reseliee
Voicebank used: Namine Ritsu CV-VC
Lyrics:
We come today to mourn
This very dead person
Man, he was such a geezer
How ever could he have died?
I bet it was a mochi
That's how geezers die, you know
They eat mochi
Then they choke
And then they die
Comments: I remember hearing a thing a long while back about old people dying on New Years because they choke on mochi, and that's where the mochi joke comes from.
![[Utau Original] Here Lies the Geezer (ritsu sings a requiem: remastered) [Namine Ritsu]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2d-kgNoi3TI/mqdefault.jpg "[Utau Original] Here Lies the Geezer (ritsu sings a requiem: remastered) [Namine Ritsu]
Disclaimer: This is an official reupload, as PearlStarLight5 and SuperStarXD are the same person.
Original upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00LdLungeI
Original description:
I wrote this song back in 2021. With the amount Ive improved at mixing, tuning, and using Utau in general, I felt that now was the time to remaster it. I also renamed it to the more general purpose and less character specific, Here Lies the Geezer.
Original can still be heard here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSx-F7CwWo&t=0s
Programs used:
Utau
Studio One 5 Artist
MMD
Windows Movie Maker
Microsoft Clipchamp
Model credits: Babi
Stage credits: Reseliee
Voicebank used: Namine Ritsu CV-VC
Lyrics:
We come today to mourn
This very dead person
Man, he was such a geezer
How ever could he have died?
I bet it was a mochi
Thats how geezers die, you know
They eat mochi
Then they choke
And then they die
Comments: I remember hearing a thing a long while back about old people dying on New Years because they choke on mochi, and thats where the mochi joke comes from.")
![[Talkloid dub] Its JUsT MeEe 💅](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2fxV2T3psfM/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid dub] Its JUsT MeEe 💅
Oopsie I committed another war crime
Programs used:
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Studio One 5 Artist
Kapwing
Original scene and script from Pinocchio: A True Story
Voicebanks used: Kevin, Eleanor Forte AI")
![[Talkloid] The Case of the Missing Chachamaru [Read description!!]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3wjIqCIKRTg/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid] The Case of the Missing Chachamaru [Read description!!]
cw: Torture mention
This videos audio has been edited due to the use of a copyrighted song. You can find the unedited version here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jlokZKR9lz3YlxklNTsiYzHtoBxsdyND/view?usp=sharing
Dont take a shot every time someone says Chachamaru in this, you WILL die.
Also this video got blocked in Russia before I even finished uploading it.
Finally, if anyone here reads Agatha Christie, hope you catch the reference I threw in lol
Programs used:
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Utau
Piapro Studio for V4x
Studio One 5 Artist
Kapwing
GIMP
Music used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwthgtfqaQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnnh7psBt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v 0fBGVO6hLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9VWhh8r5Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29M8h_lsjng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HGUb9HXpOI
Props used:
https://www.tumblr.com/froops/646370703110750208/flip-phone-01-flip-phone-02?source=share
Sound effects from ZapSplat
Voicebanks used: Anri, Eleanor Forte AI, Eleanor Forte standard lite, Rook CV, Kanochi Neko English, Sonika, Kaito V3 English, Jun, Tree
Note: Trees portrait is traced from the Utau icon. This is at the bottom of the description to avoid spoilers.")
![[Talkloid] Sonika Makes Flower Watch 2 Girls 1 Cup [Read description!!]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4CeqoAki4jc/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid] Sonika Makes Flower Watch 2 Girls 1 Cup [Read description!!]
Caution: Sound warning and probably NSFW
Link where I found V4 flowers trial: https://archive.org/details/v-4-flowerdw
This videos audio has been edited due to the use of a copyrighted song. You can find the unedited version here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OieP9jOo4WY7mgh8z9F90euxllmVdYMo/view?usp=drive_link
Programs used:
Piapro Studio for V4x
Studio One 5 Artist
Kapwing
Music used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hAZvtCkX00
Computer: https://www.transparentpng.com/cats/computer-1356.html
Voicebanks used: Sonika, V4 flower trial")
![[SynthV Original] Lost in IKEA [Kevin]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4OTZMaFl6wg/mqdefault.jpg "[SynthV Original] Lost in IKEA [Kevin]
*This is a comical exaggeration
Special thanks to the IKEA in Elizabeth, New Jersey
Ive literally been at this project since February and the actual song has been done for weeks
Edit: Holy shit, 1K VIEWS ALREADY?! WOW, THANKS GUYS ðŸ˜
mp3 + instrumental + svp: https://www.mediafire.com/file/kq1fm6l5pd8dw4a/Lost+in+Ikea.zip/file
Programs used:
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Studio One 5 Artist
Procreate
Windows Movie Maker
midi instruments and samples by Presonus and Zero-G
Voicebanks used: Kevin
Lyrics:
Sleeping here
And Im at peace
And such sweet dreams
With Blahaj
[spoken] BLAHAJ?!
How did I get here?
That much is unclear
What am I doing
Still in IKEA?
Wheres the as-is
Unfortunately, that is
Where Im pursuing
At this IKEA
Chairs are in my way
Walls are just display
Cramped in these setups
And I am dead up
(Now Im) x8
Now Im
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
How to get out of this aisle
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
Feels like Im searching for miles
[instrumental]
I remember it all too well
How did this happen?
I can tell when I got lost in
Furniture Hell
My poor chair was getting tired
Getting ready to expire
Sure they ran out of those plush hares
But they still gotta have more chairs
I look around and take a peek
But find the signs Im in too deep
The fake pot is boiling
And someone
[spoken] POOPED IN THE FAKE TOILET?!
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
How to get out of this aisle
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
Feels like Im searching for miles
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
What lurks in the next aisle
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
Is that still another Blahaj pile?
Im still lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
How to get out of this aisle
Lost in IKEA
And I have no idea
Feels like Im searching for miles
The exits here
And Im at peace
And so it seems
Ill go home
Lost in the parking lot
Now I cant find my damn car
Lost in the parking lot
Why did I park so far?
[spoken] Damn you, IKEA!")
![[Talkloid dub] Incorrect Quotes with Zola Project](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4gbtI9vS6iQ/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid dub] Incorrect Quotes with Zola Project
I bought Zola Project hours ago, weeeee
And Wils my bias, thanks for asking
Programs used:
Piapro Studio for V4x
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Studio One 5 Artist
Kapwing
Original scripts from Derry Girls and Tumblr
Derry Girls quote found here: https://ouadisneyblog.tumblr.com/post/189550106753/merida-shows-up-at-home-with-the-disney-princess
Voicebanks used: Eleanor Forte AI, Sonika, Kyo, Yuu, Wil")
![[Talkloid] The Kevin Mafia III: Live in Concert + [SynthV Original] Kuh-Kuh-Kevin](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4wVZANIjJaQ/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid] The Kevin Mafia III: Live in Concert + [SynthV Original] Kuh-Kuh-Kevin
The long-awaited Kevin Mafia III is finally here!
Check out my Bandcamp to stream my new songs, Kuh-Kuh-Kevin and Sleepin With the Fishes (instrumentals included): https://theretrofactory.bandcamp.com/album/the-kevin-mafia
Programs used:
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Vocaloid2
CeVIO AI
OpenUtau
Studio One 5 Artist
Microsoft Clipchamp
Song: Kuh-Kuh-Kevin by SuperStarXD
From: The Kevin Mafia (2026)
Voicebanks used: Kevin SV1, Sonika, IA AI English, Tsurumaki Maki English AI, Denji Ebisawa DS, Deci Mal X-Treme ENG, Bonbon OGS 2 beta, Jun SV1
Utau/DS creators:
Deci Mal: me
Denji Ebisawa: @Christian17390
Bonbon: @XenonTheHuman505
Cameos:
Azoa and Languore: @xSeeli3x
Setsuen Arashi: @EnjouAkuma
Kohaku Aoki: @AstuteUser
Kao Nashi: @Taliathewitch
Link Akasaka: @chiru6
POTG: @duckchil
Denki Sai: @Stelyost
Kevin designers:
IKEA Kevin: me
Mr. Kevin SynthV: ‪‪@ivylare
Vimalion Kevin: ‪‪@vimalion
Buff Kevin: ‪‪@frankenrecords
Improper Fraction Kevin: ‪‪@chiyo
Casual Kevin: Yuudamari
Geezer Kevin: ‪‪@MorrysIllusion
Theater Kevin: ‪@ameliasyoutubechannel
Jock Kevin: ‪@tiramika
Cool Kevin: @crossyloid")
![[Read description!!] [Vocaloid, Utau, SynthV] Grim Grinning Ghosts](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/50tkoXf3iHg/mqdefault.jpg "[Read description!!] [Vocaloid, Utau, SynthV] Grim Grinning Ghosts
From [Talkloid] The Haunted Mansion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKFONQ5q8oA
This videos audio has been edited due to the use of a copyrighted song. You can find the unedited version here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mrdjJYUHgG7OqXrVLdqDgMTGXoNKm5ji/view?usp=drive_link
Programs used:
Piapro Studio for V4x
Utau
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Studio One 5 Artist
Procreate
Windows Movie Maker
Original song from The Haunted Mansion
Arrangement from House of Mouse
Voicebanks used: Tsurumaki Maki ENG AI, Gachapoid V3, Hatsune Miku V4 English, Deci Mal, Big Al")
![[SynthV Original, Harry Potter fan song] The Sorting Rap [D Lin]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5WFSM8cgkh8/mqdefault.jpg "[SynthV Original, Harry Potter fan song] The Sorting Rap [D Lin]
Disclaimer: This is an official reupload, as PearlStarLight5 and SuperStarXD are the same person.
Original upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXT_TeyCja0
Original description:
A while back I came up with the idea to do a spinoff Talkloid series of a Hogwarts AU for my main channel, which includes D Lin as the Sorting Hat.
This song is also an allusion to the Sorting Hat singing a new song every year.
svp + instrumental download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/62gwpa9qmyxbjp8/The_Sorting_Rap.zip/file
Programs used:
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Studio One 5 Artist
Windows Movie Maker
Images from the Harry Potter Wiki
Samples and midi from Presonus, Zero-G, and Element One
Voicebank used: D Lin (FLT)
Lyrics:
Yo its the Sorting Hat on the floor,
Sorting kids like you since the days of yore.
First we got Gryffindor, the stars of the show,
Then theres stinky Slytherin, they smell like snakes.
Here come the Hufflepuffs from their Hobbit hole,
And finally Ravenclaw, they get straight As.
Now you know the houses, Im ready to work,
So which of you youngins is gonna go first?")
![[Talkloid dub] Count how many sand is here, Omega, but Team Dark is Vipperloids](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5hJB3OLYFy4/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid dub] Count how many sand is here, Omega, but Team Dark is Vipperloids
Exactly what it says on the tin
I was going to make this an MMD instead but eh I was not inspired enough
Programs used:
Utau
Audacity
Kapwing
Original script from SnapCube Real Time Fandubs
Original scene from Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Voicebanks used: Namine Ritsu Strong CV, Kasane Teto CV, Yokune Ruko Male CV")
![[Talkloid] Black Friday!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5npbrznPjKI/mqdefault.jpg "[Talkloid] Black Friday!
How I miss the days of people sitting in line for stores to open and trampling each other on Black Friday lol
Programs used:
CeVIO AI
Utau
Piapro Studio for V4x
Synthesizer V Studio Pro
Chipspeech
Studio One 5 Artist
GIMP
Paint 3D
Microsoft Clipchamp
Sound effects:
Zapsplat
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/pinkie-pie-party-cannon-52569/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_t5tFLbyuE
Props used:
https://clipart-library.com/clipart/1532242.htm
https://purepng.com/photo/25363/electronics-toaster
https://cabbagepatchkids.com/pages/the-legend?sfns=mo
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/ps5/
https://pngtree.com/freepng/classic-guitar-amplifier_13380252.html
https://pngtree.com/freepng/airpods_9149137.html
https://www.freeiconspng.com/img/22253
https://www.pixelsquid.com/png/4l-car-oil-bottle-2509661300276074291?image=G03
https://www.deviantart.com/cdifan237/art/Party-Cannon-334396310
https://gallery.yopriceville.com/Free-Clipart-Pictures/School-Clipart/Notebook_PNG_Clip_Art_Image-1948198433
https://clipart-library.com/clipart/1131633.htm
https://clipart-library.com/clipart/1131625.htm
Diva Starz Webisode 14
Music used:
https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Harvest_Festival_Theme
Corny midi cover of the Rocky theme by me
Lost in IKEA by me
Voicebanks used: IA AI English, Acme Iku CV, Sweet Ann, Eleanor Forte AI, Pastry Original Sound CVVC, Haruka Nana 2023 VCV, Kevin, HEXA Deci Mal ENG beta, Jun, Toonloid in Zoetrope, Spencer AL2, Daryl Murica Jones Freedom, Asterian, Big Al, Clara, Arachne Tarantula, Kanochi Neko English
Utau creators:
Pastry: @XenonTheHuman
Deci Mal: me
Toonloid: @PoundToundHound
Daryl Murica Jones: @GraySlate
Arachne: @GeneralNuisance00
Kanochi Neko: sango312")
![*Volume Warning* [Talkloid dub] Yep I dubbed Boneless Pizza too](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6NvMQ8NDXww/mqdefault.jpg "*Volume Warning* [Talkloid dub] Yep I dubbed Boneless Pizza too
Hooray, Boneless Pizza youve seen this skit a million times and I have you at gunpoint to watch it yet again
In other news, Decis English update has been completed :D
Programs used
Utau
Audacity
Procreate
Windows Movie Maker
Original script by Sethical
Sound effects from Zapsplat
Voicebanks used: Kanochi Neko English, Deci Mal
Utau creators:
Deci Mal - me
Kanochi Neko - sango312")
