Lets Prank ISIS - Part 2 SyeTen 2016-07-04 | Yes, I messed up the whole video by borrowing David Wood's SLOPPY theory about ISIS's use of fire. FUCK YOU, DAVID. You don't give me wood any more.The correct explanation is that ISIS burned the pilot who had been dropping incendiary bombs because the Qur'an says "Fight them as they fight you". (Thanks to The Rationalizer for clarifying!)Here's an article on the use of fire as punishment in Islam: http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/250834/islam-and-burning-people-alive-dr-stephen-m-kirbyRespect to The Hood for the following link about using fire as retribution in Islam, especially for all our Arabic-speaking friends: youtu.be/0oS_A0_Yi2AAmos' channel:youtube.com/user/BrainAndButterApologies for sounding Russian EVERY TIME I try to do an Arab accent. All foreigners sound the same to me.And even bigger apologies for forgetting the magazine and leaving the safety lever down. We don't have guns where I come from.HUGE pendulous sackfuls of creamy thanks to each and every one of the beautiful bitches who support me on Patreon.
The Race to Save YouTube SyeTen 2018-03-17 | Are we divided or united by our common genetic heritage? Only the W*jcicki sisters have the answer.
How Parasites Work SyeTen 2018-03-17 | A cow, a mosquito and a tick consider their future together in a video that would probably have worked way better had it been edited down to two and a half minutes.End music: "Spinning Around the Sun" by Belle of the Fallyoutu.be/aHEmMS0qyaYwww.belleofthefall.comHuge thanks to everyone who's donated via Patreon. Your generosity and patience sends shivers all the way down my shaft.
Vikings: A Mythology of Peace SyeTen 2018-03-17 | The year is 793 and cultural ignorance leads some Anglo Saxons to question the peaceful intentions of the kingdom's hard-working Norse migrants.
Vikings: The Arrival SyeTen 2018-03-17 | The year is 793 and the Anglo Saxons are flush with anticipation as they prepare to diversify their stagnant culture by welcoming some new arrivals from overseas.
How Binary Works SyeTen 2017-08-19 | The first rule of the base two numeral system is that zeros and ones are exactly the same and a base two number composed of more ones than zeros is problematic.It's true.Google it.Someone told me I'm supposed to link to social media even though I only tweet about once a month...twitter.com/syetenatheistMy heartfelt, nipplefelt and bellendfelt thanks go to the immeasurably generous Patreon donors who have made my dreams come true. Thank you from the bottom of my freshly waxed sack.
Truck of Peace: Trannies of Mass Destruction SyeTen 2017-08-07 | The troops feel betrayed when one of their most long-serving and loyal members goes absent without leave to sleep with the enemy. Can they forgive her?This episode features 100% totally genuine special guest appearances from Paul Joseph Watson, Chris Ray Gun, Laci Green and Steve Shives.Delectably deep bonus voices provided by Mathew Steele: youtube.com/user/OrganeticsHUGE thank you to everyone for your nipple-quiveringly generous support on Patreon.PS Sorry for any confusion regarding the abortion reference. It was supposed to be an inversion of the equally hypocritical right-wing religious nutjob position that "Abortion is murder but the military is beyond reproach, guns kick ass and the death penalty is awesome". My actual position on abortion is that it's really shit for anyone dealing with an unwanted pregnancy and often utterly heartbreaking so it's probably best to be supportive and go easy on anyone having to make the decision.
Linda Sarsour: Sharia is a Girls Best Friend SyeTen 2017-07-23 | Allah has made one sex to excel the other but that obviously doesn't mean women have fewer rights than men. In Islam, words can mean whatever you want them to mean, so let Linda Sarsour and Yassmin Abdel-Magied explain everything.In other news, if you enjoyed "history of the entire world, i guess", you'll love Deconverted Man's version here: youtu.be/FZZusx65gxk
Únete al Islam (Spanish version of Join Islam) SyeTen 2017-07-08 | A version of Join Islam for all the sexy little Spanish Crusaders.HUGE thanks to Mr. D for providing the expertly translated lyrics and golden voice.The original English version can be found here: youtu.be/uQBgrUObbHwPS If you or anyone you know can record this song in Arabic, The Pharaoh has written an epic translation here:goo.gl/BDDo7XHe says it'll work best for an Egyptian singer, so if that's you and you have a decent mic, you can find the instrumental version of the song here:goo.gl/tyGbxuSend any stuff to me at syetena@gmail.comFanx!
Build Walls on Bridges SyeTen 2017-07-06 | After listening to the truly inspirational words of Jeremy Corbyn at Glastonbury Festival, Lily Allen and Owen Jones decide to spread the message that building walls is objectionable, but how in the world can they be certain that this message will be seen by as many people as possible?This video also includes evidence that minor celebrities really DO know more about the goals of ISIS-inspired terrorist attacks than people who've bothered to look at the literature published by ISIS that's freely available online.Huge pulsating thanks to the wonderful people who continue to shower me with support on Patreon. You are always in my wettest dreams.
Ramadan Banger Van SyeTen 2017-06-17 | London Bridge special, featuring three guys hungry for a place in paradise.Three friends hire a van for a late night drive through the streets of London and soon discover that fasting all day can give you a healthy appetite for peace.Sitcom starring Abz, Youssef and Rachid.Guest appearances: Sadiq Khan, Bob Geldof, Eddie Izzard, JK Rowling, Lily Allen & Owen Jones.Enormous thanks to you throbbingly sexual Patreon donors for making this possible :)
Red Pilled Eurowhore SyeTen 2017-05-22 | If you've ever wondered why people who want to opt out of the European Union are all massive racists, help is at hand in the form of Diane Abbott and the Eurowhore Fairy.For those who are unfamiliar with the Eurowhore Fairy, here she is in action (with comments disabled for reasons unknown): youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4QFor those unfamiliar with the UK's beloved Diane Abbott, here are some of her finest moments: youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ262b7wBIWith enormous thanks to all the adorable Patreon donors. I'm so hard for you :)PS About the old map... The break up of Yugoslavia, the dissolution of Czechoslovakia, the reunification of Germany etc were major political events that took place in very recent history, yet here we all are rubbing along together merrily. Brexit oughta be a walk in the park compared to that shit :)
Truck of Peace: Antifabulous SyeTen 2017-05-04 | Faced with increasingly restrictive "freedom to commit terrorism" regulations, our plucky sexy justice warriors must concoct innovative ways to express themselves. Help is at hand in the form of a Berkley "model" and an Australian "mechanical engineer".The good news is I've finally allocated all my ill-gotten Patreon funds to purchase the Mother of All Custom-built PCs, so there's a strong possibility I might be able to pump out more content after I've figured out how to assemble the bastard.
Syes 1st Q&A Session SyeTen 2017-04-20 | Many thanks to everyone who sent questions for me. Here are all the probing enquiries I could squeeze into my first session.Should this be a regular feature or would you like the rest of my private life to remain cloaked in mystery?
Truck of Peace: Adults Only SyeTen 2017-03-07 | FUCK FUCK FUCK Please ignore the part about Nigeria. The age of consent is 18 and I'm a prick for trusting Google search results.NEW FAMILY-FRIENDLY VERSION. YAY!A very special guest has been invited to speak to the sexy justice warriors, but who in the blue blazes could it possibly be?Deep, cavernous thanks to Mathew Steele for providing the gloriously throaty voice of Riley's non-binary Adam's apple:youtube.com/user/OrganeticsI've corrected loads of the mistakes in the original version with the assistance of everyone who left comments explaining where I went wrong. AND I STILL messed up a bunch of information...1)The part about the three adjoining US states is wrong. 16 is the age of consent in each state. Never trust the first convenient Google image search result that pops up.2) Age of consent in Nigeria is... wait for it... eighteen, not eleven. This is quite possibly the most offensive and ridiculous error I've ever made.This list will continue to grow and one day I'll learn to triple-check my shitty web research.Yes, Milo's Northern accent IS deliberate. He grew up in the Chapeltown area of Leeds and this is exactly how he talks in private. For real.PATREON NEWS: I've been spending far too many days away from home to be productive in recent weeks, so I've paused Patreon for the time being. This means that you wonderful generous bitches have not been charged for February, but I'll be back in action soon to relieve you of your filthy cash :)
When Im Punching Nazis SyeTen 2017-02-07 | "Turned Alt-Right Again!"(Thanks, fomoran)And thank you to the sexy ghost of George Formby: youtu.be/aCfByG5SCIs"There are different approaches to dealing with problems. One is to try to understand, to reach out, and change ideologies by talking. The other is to mock, stir up the flames of hatred, and add nothing to the net good in the world."As a long-time admirer of Alex Botten, I am certain he'll totally love this. However, I find it increasingly necessary to punch myself in the face when visiting his channel. Punching myself in the face is a policy of fascism, which leaves me no option but to punch myself in the face to avoid becoming a Nazi sympathiser.The "home town" line is a bit sloppy. I was aiming for something like "Ethnically diverse cities are brilliant, but I deliberately choose to live in a town on the outskirts with an overwhelmingly white population". Never mind. It's only a song.Huge thanks, kisses and tickles to everyone for your impossibly generous support on Patreon.
Truck of Peace: Pussy Hat Spaz Fit SyeTen 2017-01-31 | How will our new recruits come to terms with the shocking revelations from back home?...I'm afraid I've been in and out of hospital over the past two weeks so I'm still catching up with the #trumpocalyptic events and it looks like there's been at least one drone strike since I recorded the audio, which kinda totally F U C K S U P one of the lines in the script :( Never mind. It's only a cartoon.#punchingnazis or #muslimban or youtu.be/FHs_ULcMlfQ next? So much has happened!Huge thanks to everyone for your glorious Patreon support. I absolutely love you, you saucy bastards.
Meryl Streeps Lifetime Achievement SyeTen 2017-01-12 | Ms Streep climbs aboard her platform of privilege to discuss the much maligned foreigners and outsiders of Hollywood.Thank you so much to everyone for your support on Patreon. You have made my dreams cum true :)
If youre 18 and youre black... SyeTen 2017-01-09 | Tissues at the ready for a beautiful musical tribute to the attention-seeking retard of Chicago featuring Cenk, Laci, Lindsay, Zarna and Gazi.Gazi's video: youtu.be/2PbQi3on-qgTYT's video: youtu.be/hTvOpszn-xY
Truck of Peace: New Years Resolution SyeTen 2017-01-07 | The festive season has been a busy time for our militant friends, but how can they bump up the body count? The new recruits bring some fresh ideas to the table.Huge juicy thanks to everyone for your truly life-changing support on Patreon :)
The most wonderful... SyeTen 2016-12-22 | With love and respect to all trucks at this special time of year.Huge thanks to everyone for supporting me on Patreon. Your generosity has made a greater impact on my life than anything I could possibly imagine :)
Quran Gangbang episode 9: Total Plagiarism SyeTen 2016-12-17 | Can Muhammad (peace be upon him) answer the third devilishly tricky question from the Pagan elders without cheating?If you've ever wondered whether Qur'an really IS the perfect word of Allah, this is the video for you :)Massive thanks once again to TheRationalizer for invaluable fact-checking and script consultation:youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerThis episode is totally plagiarized from the excellent Masked Arab video "The Quranic chapter that gave it all away": youtu.be/RRICs4iJd1wIt's based on Surah 18 of the Qur'an and a handy summary of the events can be found here:http://rationalislam.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/how-alexander-great-proves-muhammad.htmlThanks so much to all you mind-bogglingly sexy darlings on Patreon.
Reading Comments from Peaceful Muslims SyeTen 2016-12-10 | Thank you so much to everyone for contributing these inspirational and persuasive comments about the wonders of Islam.There's much more Truck of Peace and (a REALLY good) Qur'an Gangbang coming soon, but progress is still hampered due to having only one functioning arm. On the bright side, this is excellent preparation for having my limbs chopped off from opposite sides of my body. Every cloud, eh?Huge thanks to everyone for your support on Patreon. I love you so much I could throw myself off a roof.
How to Correctly Draw Muhammad SyeTen 2016-11-30 | Have you ever wondered how to draw a totally accurate portrait of Muhammad peace and blessings be upon him?Of course you have!Listen in awe to the inspiring words of Ustadh Wahaj Tarin as he gives a comprehensive account of the prophet's physical appearance.Original video: youtu.be/BkCZ34PNsyYHuge thanks to Raf Uddin who suggested this idea way back in May.
Truck of Peace: Election Special SyeTen 2016-11-23 | A balanced and totally impartial examination of the recent global holocaust.Please welcome to our latest recruit who knows everything about exthperienthing oppression: youtube.com/watch?v=K-IFcCY0m3ESome of the script is inspired by this very enlightening article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-considine/muslims-are-not-a-race_b_8591660.htmlThanks so much once again to everyone for your support and kind words. Ribs are mending pretty well, enabling me shriek beautifully. Shoulder is still so fucked I can't get a shirt on without assistance. Tramadol is still turning my brain to mush. Good times!
Quran Gangbang episode 8: The Three Questions SyeTen 2016-11-04 | The Quraysh clan elders led by Tommy Robinson, Pat Condell and David Wood are once again exasperated by Muhammad's behaviour. How in the world can they silence his claims of prophethood?Help is at hand thanks to the Rabbis of Medina who provide a list of extraordinary questions that can only be answered by a genuine prophet of the God of Abraham.I MESSED UP AN IMPORTANT PART! I should've made it more clear that Muhammad was actually given the questions on day one and then took two weeks to get back with the answers.If you'd like to play along at home, here's a link that explains the background of the story:http://ccm-inc.org/oldsite/iqra/articles/0211threeqs.htmlSee Qur'an Surah 18 for details on the young men who slept in the cave.The answer to the question "what is the spirit" is found in Qur'an 17:85The Masked Arab gives a much more detailed account of this story here: youtube.com/watch?v=RRICs4iJd1wANYWAY, sorry for being away for such an obscenely long time. For those of you who don't already know, I got knocked off my sexy little bicycle and ended up in hospital with a smashed up shoulder, mangled ribs and a fucked-up lung. It's gonna be some time before I can do AIDS Skrillex's voice again :)HUUUUGE thanks to all you outrageously hot Patreon darlings for your support!
Truck of Peace: Best Part of My Day SyeTen 2016-10-10 | Today we bump into Ben Affleck who dazzles us with his religious tolerance and inclusivity.The voice of Mr. Affleck is played with outstanding precision by the disgustingly attractive TheRationalAtheist. Please check out the channel here: youtube.com/channel/UCEZ57_bvLaOjpjrQwAlqKHQStanding erection to the wonderful Patrons who enable me to take time off my day job to make these cartoons. Apparently you are all "knuckle-dragging bigots" and "violent racists", but that's why I love you so much.
Quran Gangbang episode 7: Would I Lie to You? SyeTen 2016-09-27 | MORE TRUCK OF PEACE COMING SOON I PROMISE!But while you're waiting...How was Muhammad able to distinguish between the genuine revelations of Allah and the artful mind-trickery of the devil?Muhammad explains everything!Massive thanks to The Rationalizer once again for fact-checking and script consultation:youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerAnd my very special thanks to TheRationalAtheist for providing the voice of the delectable Reza Aslan:youtube.com/channel/UCEZ57_bvLaOjpjrQwAlqKHQOBSCURE REFERENCE:Dawah Man raising £32,000 for a "dying baby" is explained here: http://therationaliser.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/dawah-man-dying-baby-and-32000-pounds.html
Hugh Mungus Mastermind SyeTen 2016-09-23 | Can you answer Zarna Joshi's questions without accidentally raping her?Yeah, it's not my best. The next TRUCK OF PEACE episode is taking forever to get right, but it'll be worth the wait.More Qur'an Gangbang coming in a few days, bitches.
Truck of Peace: Take me to Church SyeTen 2016-09-10 | Visiting your local place of worship can be a rewarding and culturally enriching experience.Massive thanks to the sexiest patrons in the universe for making it possible for me to bunk off work and make these cartoons.
Truck of Peace: Induction Day SyeTen 2016-08-31 | Yes, the Truck of Peace now has her own series. All aboard!Small confession: 90% of the script was taken from the comments sections of my other videos :)Our next episode features a lovely day trip to Normandy, so remember to pack your sandwiches.PS Apologies for the minor vest incident at 0:20Always remember to parent your layers when using animation software.
Quran Gangbang episode 6: Daughters of Allah SyeTen 2016-08-27 | Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him is back to explain why associating partners with Allah is always strictly forbidden in Islam, apart from when it isn't.I got the date wrong. Again. It should say "619 AD".Massive thanks again to The Rationalizer for invaluable fact-checking and script consultation:youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerAnd a giant slab of veiny love to the sexy motherfuckers who support my ass on Patreon:References:2:00 According to Sahih Muslim, Allah split the moon in two. Many Muslims believe this actually happened, even though there's no record of the event in any other culture.3:00 Al-Lat, Al-Uzza and Mannat were beleived to be the daughters of Allah by the polytheists in pre-Islamic Arabia.3:34 Muhammad once rode "a winged donkey with the face of a woman" to Jerusalem, then up to heaven to hang out with Moses, Abraham, John the Baptist and Jesus, then flew back home in time for breakfast. Many Muslims believe this actually happened.4:02 Muhammad told his followers how to deal with "proud" pagans:"If anyone proudly asserts his descent in the manner of the pre-Islamic people, tell him to bite his father's penis, and do not use a euphemism".(Hadith - Mishkat Al-Masabih, Vol. 2, p. 1021)In Sahih al-Bukhari:"Abu Bakr said to a polytheist: Suck the clitoris of al-Lat!"4:35 Muhammad's uncle Abu Talib ibn Abd al-Muttalib was well respected in Mecca and acted as Muhammad's protector.5:26 Qur'an 9: 33 says Islam will dominate all other religions, even though the idolators despise it.5:37 During a psychotic episode of his godless youth, David Wood (From Acts17Apologetics) smashed his dad's skull with a hammer.5:49 Muhammad received a revelation that incorporated of three pagan goddesses in Islam. This conveniently placated the hostile polytheists.6:16 The passage was later removed from the Qur'an after Muhammad remembered there's only one god.Hope that helps.Sye's sexy webstore: http://sye10.miiduu.com
Sexy Justice Warriors and the Truck of Peace SyeTen 2016-07-26 | All aboard the Peace Truck!Our gender-fluid friends are back to defend us against the dangers of free speech.#YoureFuckingAWhiteTruck#NotBlockedBySteveThis video was hastily re-cut because (pro tip) if you do any kind of product placement, always secure express permission from all company employees before using photos of them :)You can still enjoy plenty of SaucyTime here: http://saucytime.com
Lets Prank ISIS - Part 1 SyeTen 2016-07-04 | PART 2: youtu.be/UT3ZpZ7sq_cAdam and Karim are the world's most devout Muslims, so they've decided to shatter the myth perpetuated by evil mainstream media and finally prove once and for all that the actions of ISIS have absolutely nothing to do with the teachings of Islam.The characters in this cartoon are like totally fictitious and everything and any resemblance to real people is completely inadvertent.Amos' channel: youtube.com/user/BrainAndButterApologies for sounding Russian EVERY TIME I try to do an Arab accent. All foreigners sound the same to me.HUGE pendulous sackfuls of creamy thanks to each and every one of the beautiful bitches who support me on Patreon.
Milo vs Muhammad SyeTen 2016-06-11 | What's racist about Islam?In Sahih Bukhari, Muhammad is quoted as saying "Listen and obey your leader, even if he is an Ethiopian with a head like a raisin."Islamic scholar Ibn Qutaybah described black people as "ugly and misshapen because they live in a hot country where the heat overcooks them in the womb and curls their hair."Muslim scholar Nasir al-Din Tusi once said: "The ape is more capable of being trained than the Negro." Female leaders:In Sahih Bukhari, when Muhammad learned that the Persians had instated a female monarch, he said "Never will succeed such a nation as makes a woman their ruler."Gary B's sexy SJW video "Lost in Safe Space" : youtu.be/Sg4THzgKcZoMake your own cartoons with my fabulous rigged characters.After Effects puppet project files: goo.gl/mJeoXIPro tip: when you flip a character on the y axis, always remember to flip the text on her shirt. Otherwise you'll look like an amateur.Thanks to the thick, salty torrent of support from all the wonderful Patreon bitches, I was able to take TWO days off work to finish this video. THANK YOU darlings!
Tommy Robinson Action Figure SyeTen 2016-05-23 | Add your own "Voice of Reason" to your very own Tommy Action figure.I'm using CS6, but I'm pretty sure this will open on the current CC version.More free characters added to the collection as I create them, so strap yo ass in.Project files: goo.gl/mJeoXILawrence Krauss puppet tutorial: youtu.be/0vC0c0zEo3wGrab a free trial version of After Effects here: http://www.adobe.com/uk/products/aftereffects.html(Or do what sensible people do and find a copy of After Effects lying around on the Bay where all the sexy Pirates hang out.)IF YOU CAN'T EXTRACT the files, you may need to download "Winzip" or something similar. Alternatively you can open the zip folder and drag the contained files into a new folder, or copy & paste them into a new folder. Jesus. What are you? A fucking non-teenager or some shit?
Quran Gangbang episode 5: Qurayshi Defence League SyeTen 2016-05-18 | In this episode, Muhammad silences those who persecute him by demonstrating his unquestionable claim to sanity and prophethood.Well done to everyone who spotted that the "Allah" statue probably depicts the Sumerian king Ur-Nammu seated beneath the god Sin in the form of a crescent moon.I chose it mainly because Allah is repeatedly described as "sitting on his throne".Sorry for the confusion.It was supposed to be a joke about people who use Google image search results as authentic source material (rather like the fabricated online "Talmud quotes" at the end of episode 4).Massive thank you once again to TheRationalizer for invaluable fact-checking and script consultation. youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerPlease feel free to mirror and translate this video into any language you can think of. The English script can be found here: goo.gl/ZCGcYh
Join Islam - Hindi version SyeTen 2016-05-15 | Enormous rippling sweaty thanks to Masih for the translation and recording of this Bollywood-tastic version of Join Islam.
Real Muslim Feminist SyeTen 2016-05-05 | Islam = gender equality, gay rights and total egalitarianism (according to Amani from muslimgirl.net)Apologies for my accent. It's supposed to be New York/Jordanian but I sound like a Welsh Russian.Original video: youtu.be/tmLXk4fkjbsThe Pharaoh's response to Amani: youtube.com/watch?v=9sKMDCXD_hoThe incredible Based Mama's channel: youtube.com/channel/UClIhNlS1M2OVxHE7WwPpA8AThanks to the overwhelming support from you inordinately beautiful bastards, I've been able to take a day off work to finish this video :)
Quran Gangbang episode 4: Islamic Street Preachers SyeTen 2016-04-18 | Massive thank you to TheRationalizer for invaluable fact-checking and script consultation: youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerPlus a huge soppy wet thanks to:Mathew Steele (the voice of Keane and Shives) : youtube.com/user/OrganeticsHellbent (the voice of Lawrence Krauss) : youtube.com/user/HellbentTMATheRationalAtheist (the voice of Reza Aslan) : youtube.com/channel/UCEZ57_bvLaOjpjrQwAlqKHQXenon Photon for Arabic translation skillz: youtube.com/channel/UCGbK6Y5NBpzYBjbQh7UjIOwPlease feel free to mirror and translate this video into any language you can think of. The English script can be found here: goo.gl/388XIa
Muslim Mastermind with Neil deGrasse Tyson SyeTen 2016-04-04 | Guess what? I made a shit-ton of mistakes in this video as usual.Question 1: The moon varies from about 230,000 to 250,000 miles from Earth. And the nearest star is about 93 million miles away. I suppose. If you want to be picky about it. Jesus.Question 2: Neil's answer should be "oblate spheroid" and (78:7-6) appears on screen because I'd originally written a shit question about mountains and I'm an incompetent prick. It should say only (20:53)A couple of people have assured me that the Qur'an does not state the Earth is "shaped" like a carpet, but merely that it is "spread out" like a carpet. Thanks. That's really helpful. What's the shape of something that's spread out like a carpet? Last time I checked, it was fucking carpet-shaped."[It is He] who has made for you the earth as a bed [spread out] and inserted therein for you roadways and sent down from the sky, rain and produced thereby categories of various plants." (20:53)Some translations use the word "carpet". Yes, I realize there are a few Muslim apologetics who claim the word دَحَىٰهَآ (in 79:30) comes from a root word meaning "egg-shaped" or "like an ostrich egg", but I can't find one single official translation that makes any reference to "eggs".You may as well say the word "pencil" means "bird-shaped" because the root word "penna" is Latin for feather.But you probably already knew that, you sexy bastards.
Sam Harris discusses my poorly executed video. SyeTen 2016-03-23 | Bollocks. He has fucking BLUE EYES! I am actually guilty of making poorly executed videos after all.I am indebted to Jenny McDermott for coining the phrase of the year "Richard Fucking StrokeFace Dawkins" (sadly her original channel was unfairly terminated)Anyway... Sam is talking about this video on Sargon's channel: youtu.be/ecJUqhm2g08I guess he was hoping for at least one beheading and was left feeling rather short-changed.My other video tweeted by Dickie Dawkins last year was this: youtu.be/T9bEkGd1AVoPS I'm thrilled to bits that Dr Harris took the time to even notice something I'd made. He's an excellent communicator, a magnificent writer, he's beautiful and he can throw me down on one of his sexy little Jiu Jitsu mats any time.
Muslim Mastermind SyeTen 2016-03-09 | Specialist subject: Words beginning with the letters "AL"Doctor Naik answers all questions, so please make suggestions for more specialist subjects you'd like him to tackle.PS the totally indecipherable line at 2:40 ish is supposed to be "No no no! You are twisting my words! In Arabic the nuance of the temporal sequence is very complex. It was Allah who invented Muslims"
Quran Gangbang episode 3: Face Down, Ass Up SyeTen 2016-03-08 | To discover the correct way to praise Allah, look no further than the Qur'an for explicit step-by-step instructions on how to conduct yourself during the five (or maybe three, or possibly four) obligatory daily prayers.(This video is made up of leftover lines from episode 2, so it's a bit shit)Sexy Pagans are coming soon for hardcore frolics in episode 4, just as soon as I finish the script.
Komm Zum Islam (Join Islam - German version) SyeTen 2016-03-08 | Big fat slippery sexy thanks to Thomas for translating and singing this beautiful version of Join Islam (and apologies for my shabby audio mixing).HUGE thanks to The Rationalizer for writing the bulk of the song and for all your advice and inspiration.The Rationalizer's channel: youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerOriginal English version:youtu.be/uQBgrUObbHwHindi and Swedish versions are coming soon.If you're able to translate this song into another language, please get in touch.Grab a copy of the instrumental version here and sing along: soundcloud.com/sye-ten/join-islam-instrumentalIDEALLY to make a new video I'll need a vocal track with no music (the animation software I uses audio volume to trigger the basic mouth movements).Obviously an ARABIC version would be amazing, especially if you or someone you know can sing and record the vocal!Best way to get my attention at the moment is by email: syetena@gmail.com
Quran Gangbang episode 2: Fifty Times a Day SyeTen 2016-03-02 | Allah is everywhere, so it's crucially important that we face towards the correct location when we pray to him.I'm far too imperfect to add reliable references for the subjects covered in the video, so please consult the wonderful Jinn&Tonic Show for all the info you'll ever need:youtube.com/channel/UC0KbEC4id7Ax4mveZxeJNugYes I messed up the text on the logo at the end. Thanks for everyone for pointing it out. I blame Photoshop for reversing the order of the letters and me for being an ignorant shit.Huge thanks for all the support for this cartoon series, especially from all you sexy APOSTATES!Part 3 is coming VERY SOON.
Quran Gangbang episode 1: New Recruits SyeTen 2016-02-09 | The year is 613 AD and Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) is recruiting new members to the world's fastest growing religion.القرآن العربدةHere are links to identify everyone, from left to right: (Thanks to Mr Steele for this)1) Talk Islam (poet bruva with nose wart) youtube.com/user/lebo21962) Dawah Man (bruva with hat and t-shirt) youtube.com/user/OfficialDawahMan3) Shabir Ally (big bruva with huge eyebrows) youtube.com/watch?v=ISmjjVZ7Ioo4) Zakir Naik (bruva makes a good point, lol) youtube.com/user/Drzakirchannel5) Reza Aslan (intellectual bruva) youtube.com/watch?v=R0tGbiFbF6w6) Anjem Choudary (big racist bruva) youtube.com/watch?v=Esvmr1sl2k87) Hamza Tzortzis (Muhammad bruva) youtube.com/watch?v=Zmrm7t3Z3As8) Jordan Horner (ginger bruva) youtube.com/watch?v=iCwUAgHy-14Buraq (the pegasus with the human face) http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Buraq"I Can't Let Mecca Go" song (Honeybus, "I Can't Let Maggie Go") youtube.com/watch?v=WEAe27H0OYUHUGE THANKS to Nickolas (who provides the voice of Reza)Channel: The Rational Atheistyoutube.com/user/G4ArchivesGIGANTIC THANKS to Mathew (who provides the voice of Shabir)Channel: youtube.com/user/Organetics
Feminists love Islamists SyeTen 2016-02-02 | Free MP3 here: soundcloud.com/sye-tenThis is the video that got Richard Dawkins into a spot of bother with the SJW community.Huge thanks to Sargon for the shout-out and for originally hosting this on his channel here:youtu.be/ecJUqhm2g08I've been blown away by all the support this video has received from all you cute little misogynistic Islamophobes.Here's a hilariously infuriating article about it all:http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/01/28/richard-dawkins-lindy-west-and-the-cartoon-video-of-great-hatefulness/#more-22054Try reading it without punching yourself in the neck.Yes, the writer is complaining that Dawkins' approval of this cartoon is adding to the wave of abuse directed at a certain feminist.The video does NOT name her or give any hint that this may be based on a real person.So who DID name her? Me? Sargon? Richard Dawkins?? Nope, it was everyone's favourite troop of social justice pussies.They are now claiming to defend her after painting a fucking target all the way around her sweet ass.The most entertaining part of the article for me is that writer David Futrelle clearly could not care one jot about the Islamist in the cartoon.He's described in the article as "a familiar racist stereotype, complete with “funny” accent".Not a based on a real person then?This is later edited to include a link to an article on Dawank Man's views on homosexuality and remark that he is "a legitimately terrible person". There's no explanation, by the way. He's just "legitimately terrible".Yet before this editorial correction was made, Futrelle was thrilled to report on Dawkins' ignorance.He quotes one of Dawkins' tweets: "Who is the real woman?" followed by a tweet from Lindy West who berates Dawkins for not doing his research.Why would anybody research the Muslim man, right? He's obviously just a familiar racist stereotype.The WOMAN, however, well she's totes based on a real person and must be protected at all costs by... er... NAMING HER!Jesus fucking Christ."The angry feminist, meanwhile, isn’t a generic figure; she’s an especially crude caricature of Binx, spouting nonsense that neither Binx nor any other feminist actually believes".So what WOULD a feminist say on the subject of Muslim men raping Western women?Nobody knows.They don't talk about it.The only reference to the subject I've heard from a Warrior of Social Justice is essentially this: "We're not saying that white European women AREN'T being raped by Muslim immigrants. We're just waiting to hear all the evidence before we jump to conclusions".UnFuckingBelivableThanks to Adam A for this comment: "There is an example of this happening in real lifeLate last year Maryam Namazie gave a lecture in Goldsmith University about women's rights, liberalism, Gay rights, atheism (all that shit) in the Middle East and particularly in Iran. A bunch of Islamist assholes were heckling her throughout the lecture and even turned off the projector at one point. One of them had to be kicked out.Guess who sided with them and gave a statement of solidarity.The Feminist society and the fucking LGBT society! I mean how is this even ??"Archive of the Goldsmiths Feminist Society page:https://archive.is/xv67tTwitter is planning to censor criticism of Islam and feminism:http://www.infowars.com/twitter-announces-partnership-with-islamists-feminists-to-restrict-free-speechYou're welcome to mirror and share this video!
Convertis-toi (Join Islam) SyeTen 2016-01-25 | Huge massive wet sexy thanks to Stéphane for translating and singing this beautiful version of Join Islam.This goes out to all the stinking French horse-munchers.HUGE thanks to The Rationalizer for writing the bulk of the song and for all your advice and inspiration.The Rationalizer's channel: youtube.com/user/TheRationalizerOriginal English version:youtu.be/uQBgrUObbHw
Islam: The Fastest Growing Religion SyeTen 2016-01-06 | It's easy to work out who the REAL Muslims are with Reza Aslan's simple diagram.Free MP3 download here: soundcloud.com/sye-ten/the-fastest-growing-religionThis song was inspired by the excellent video "Interview with a Real Muslim" by Stop Spamming (aka Imam Brother) featuring The Masked Arabyoutu.be/TUcf-yVp4uITHE MASKED ARAB: youtube.com/channel/UC9JU55HpvRvCSb1TO2w_eDAAnd here's another great video from Stop Spamming/Imam Sister: "Islam is Shrinking" youtu.be/-sIDphS0R6cNOTE: OH BASTARD FUCK! I just saw a video of Reza saying repeatedly that "Islam is not a religion of peace". Sorry, Reza. I'll use that little whiny bitch from Talk Islam next time.
