Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 23 hours ago

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Ur-Quan Masters based parody of David Bowie's 'Space Oddity'. Rest in Peace, Starman.

Lyrics:

Star Control Commander Hayes
Star Control Commander Hayes
The resupply ship
Must come in the next few days
Star Control Commander Hayes!
A ship's approaching
We've been saved!
Just one question
Who in God's name are you?

This is Zelnik to
Commander Hayes
I bring this ship from Vela
I have come with the secrets of the Precursors
Would you help me to free Earth
From our Masters?

This is Commander Hayes to Zelnik
We'll make Earth free again!
And we started our
Exploration of the cosmos
And found species both friendly and hostile to us

For we
Began our building of an army
Of allies far and near
Planet Earth was blue
And there's plenty more to do

Now we've freed
The ultimate allies
We have a superbomb
We began to attack the Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah
We destroyed their defences and blew up the
Sa-Matra

Death 14 to Lord 1
We've been destroyed
The plan's gone wrong
Can you still hear me Lord 1?
Can you still hear me Lord 1?
Can you still hear me Lord 1?
Can you....

Here I am floating
In my Dreadnought
Very far away
Planet Earth's now Blue
Death, I blame this all on you!