Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago

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Track 8 in Joe Hayman's "Colors of My Rainbow".

Lyrics:
Urple Purple, round, a lump.
Something like a jungle stump.
Never moves. It never jumps.
It never laughs. It only lumps.

Purple is a creature darkly
hidden far away and starkly,
staunchly, steadfastly glum.
A sickly rich and sour plum.

Urple Purple, soft and fat.
Something like a Cheshire cat.
Always velvet. Always royal.
Mumbles, bumbles, moans, and boils.

Don’t be jolly. Purple’s not.
It sits there in a private spot.
It’s vain and oh so very proud
and wrapped up in a heavy shroud.

Purple is a private shade.
It’s never laughed and never played.
To me, I’d rather dream of pink,
for purple makes me sad I think.

Urple Purple, round, a lump.
Something like a jungle stump.
Never moves. It never jumps.
It never laughs. It only lumps.

(Source Jason & Ashley's Adoption Journey)