Uploaded October 2008 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago

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My (winning) entry for Deach's "Up Yours" contest: ukuleleunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6267


Well I didn't know the song at first, I was trying to avoid it
But Deach has got this contest where you have to employ it
I thought the entries would be fun
So I checked out the first one

That was a big mistake, I shoulda just skipped it
I can't go back now, I've been afflicted
Cause the tune's stuck inside my brain
And there's no end to the pain

No I can't stand this tune no more, no more
Thanks a lot Deach, up yours

I whistle it at work and I hum it in the shower
I'm driven to distraction hour after hour
Can't get it out of my head
I wish that I was dead

So thank you, Deach, what a great idea
I'll punch you in the junk if I ever meet you
Don't care about the prize
I'm going to poke out my own eyes

Cause I can't stand this tune no more, no more
Thanks a lot Deach, up yours
I'll never be the way I was before
Thanks a lot, Deach, up yours