Uploaded March 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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One Sunday evening, when Jon was asleep
Our friend went a-prowling for something to eat
When he found nothing, he wasn't too pleased
He went on a rampage to put mind at ease

Into Jon's bedroom he silently crept
Shredded the curtains then jumped on the bed
His owner went crazy at what he had done
But Garfield said, smiling, "Man that was fun!"

Never trust a smiling cat
He'll strike again behind your back