Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 21 hours ago

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Parody of Ray Henderson - Has Anybody Seen My Gal? (Five Foot Two, Eyes Of Blue) (1914)
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Lyrics:
6'2, eyes o' blue
Two big horns and udders too
Has anybody seen my cow?
Well, she's so tall, quite a doll
This cow ain't exactly small
Has anybody seen my cow?

If you run into a 6'2 all covered in fur
Caked in mud and chewing cud
Well, you bet your life that could be her!

Well, could she love, could she moo?
Could she, could she, could she moo?
Has anybody seen my cow?
Let me hear you now!

Ba-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-da
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da
Doo, doo, doo, ba-ba-ba!

If you run into a 6'2 all covered in fur
Caked in mud and chewing cud
Well, you bet your life that's her! (Uh-huh)

She could love, yeah
She could do it
And let me tell you man, she could moo
Has anybody seen, anybody seen?
Has anybody seen my cow?
You've seen my cow?