Uploaded March 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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SPOILAHS

I meant to publish this uhhhh.... last year. Just pretend it's a podcast and leave it on in the background. Also pretend to be stunned that we liked it.

I remember trying to hit everything in the story in order and all the characters and whatnot. I had fun doing it and would like to ramble about other stuff at some point.